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Jesus is a Pleiadian

 
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Jesus left this planet in a cloud and is predicted to return in the same way. Who travels this way but astronauts?

Now when He had spoken these things, while they watched, He was taken up, and a cloud received Him out of their sight. And while they looked steadfastly toward heaven as He went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel, who also said, "Men of Galilee, why do you stand gazing up into heaven? This same Jesus, who was taken up from you into heaven, will so come in like manner as you saw Him go into heaven." (Acts, 1: 9-11)

Jesus was a time traveler and it's possible he may have been an extraterrestrial. It's also possible he is from our own timeline or not so distant future. He spoke a lot about Love and Light so maybe he was a Lightworker. There is a theory out there that ETs are ourselves from the future.
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Jesus landscapes my neighbors yard. Nice guy, sells me cheap weed.
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No I'm not I'm an annunki.
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
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Here's more biblical reference to Jesus returning from the sky.

Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. (Matthew, 24: 30)

Behold, He is coming with clouds, and every eye will see Him... (Revelation, 1: 7)

Jesus said to him, "It is as you said. Nevertheless, I say to you, hereafter you will see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of the Power, and coming on the clouds of heaven." (Matthew, 26: 64)

There's also a lot of mention in the Bible about a "star" at the time of his birth - one that was followed by wise men from India, Egypt and Africa. Without long distant communication about the circumstance of this sky anomaly, why did these wise men just decide to up and leave the3ir homeland unless it was an unusually exceptional star, like a mothership?
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Jesus left this planet in a cloud and is predicted to return in the same way. Who travels this way but astronauts?

Now when He had spoken these things, while they watched, He was taken up, and a cloud received Him out of their sight. And while they looked steadfastly toward heaven as He went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel, who also said, "Men of Galilee, why do you stand gazing up into heaven? This same Jesus, who was taken up from you into heaven, will so come in like manner as you saw Him go into heaven." (Acts, 1: 9-11)

Jesus was a time traveler and it's possible he may have been an extraterrestrial. It's also possible he is from our own timeline or not so distant future. He spoke a lot about Love and Light so maybe he was a Lightworker. There is a theory out there that ETs are ourselves from the future.
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I always thought, when he said he was THE SON OF MAN, that meant he came from our future. To be our son, he would have to be a descendant.

But it would have to be a distant future because no one has evolved anywhere near to his level yet.
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More like a Vampire HYBRID...J's Daddy is SATAN...

I'm talking about the Fake Counterfeit Jesus that MANY are taught in here and WORSHIP..Believe in....

The IMAGE of the BEAST...

NOT the REAL "JESUS"...The REAL LIGHT...

They want to TRICK you into CHOOSING THEM...CHOOSING becoming a VAMPIRE HYBRID..


Morpheus: It all begins with CHOICE...
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Jesus landscapes my neighbors yard. Nice guy, sells me cheap weed.
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"If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear."
— George Orwell
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"I always thought, when he said he was THE SON OF MAN, that meant he came from our future. To be our son, he would have to be a descendant.

But it would have to be a distant future because no one has evolved anywhere near to his level yet."

Son of Man could literally be a descendant of the people Jesus lived among. That's a great thought and I agree with you about not being on his level at this point in time but maybe we'll evolve to his level in the future at which time we may even have access to time travel. He did say we could attain everything that he had attained.

There's so many ways to interpret scripture and perhaps Son of Man only means he has the same genetic blueprint as earthlings but doesn't necessarily hail from this planet.

I really don't know. Just wanted to throw a few ideas out there. I appreciate your input. I never looked at it that way.
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"It's time you recognize
I AM the DEVILS EYES"..



SAD BUT TRUE...
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the blood of jesus, the blood of jesus
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jesus is hardcore
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Jesus left this planet in a cloud and is predicted to return in the same way. Who travels this way but astronauts?

Now when He had spoken these things, while they watched, He was taken up, and a cloud received Him out of their sight. And while they looked steadfastly toward heaven as He went up, behold, two men stood by them in white apparel, who also said, "Men of Galilee, why do you stand gazing up into heaven? This same Jesus, who was taken up from you into heaven, will so come in like manner as you saw Him go into heaven." (Acts, 1: 9-11)

Jesus was a time traveler and it's possible he may have been an extraterrestrial. It's also possible he is from our own timeline or not so distant future. He spoke a lot about Love and Light so maybe he was a Lightworker. There is a theory out there that ETs are ourselves from the future.
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Problem there is, he was born and raised.....
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Jesus landscapes my neighbors yard. Nice guy, sells me cheap weed.


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HUZZAH!
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How can you be Changed into a vampire?

The vampire will drain his or her intended to the point of unconsciousness then will transfuse their own blood in place of the lost blood in their victim’s system by having them drank their blood through the wrist, chest, or even the throat. After three full exchanges the participant will die in the mortal sense and will awaken THREE days later an IMMORTAL.





You will release your life
Joining with the GOD DAMNED world
Of the DEAD and the lonely
YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE ALIVE
Now do you think you're too damn GOOD
For the KILLING kind?...



DEAD SUN/DEAD WORLD..That is this place..

And do you think that just because you are so called "good" that you will be SAFE/SAVED?..
Do you think that you're damn "good" for the KILLING kind..

Not at all!...

A BROKEN PROMISE is as good as a LIE!..
"Pray for solace..Pray for resolve..Pray for a savior..Pray for deliverance..Some kind of purpose..A glimpse of a LIGHT in this VOID OF EXISTENCE..Now witness the END of an age..Hope dies in hands of believers..Who seek the truth in the LIAR'S EYE"

"The greatest TRICK the Devil ever pulled was not convincing the world he doesn't exist..But convincing it that he is GOD"

"I have no pleasure in any man who despises music. It is no invention of ours: It is a gift of GOD. I place it next to theology. Satan hates music: He knows how it drives the EVIL spirit OUT of US."
- Martin Luther


"What have I done?..Where have I come from?..When I burnt the backs with the SUN through a GLASS..Did I SEAL the loss that's become me?.. Feeling undone..What have I become? ..When I turned my back on you..I turned my back on MYSELF and became this MACHINE"

"What you IGNORE now..Will come OUT of YOU later"

"Stones to throw at my Creator..
MASOCHISTS to which I cater..You don't need to bother..I don't need to be..I'll keep slipping farther..
But once I hold on..I won't let go 'til it BLEEDS"
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Here's more biblical reference to Jesus returning from the sky.

Then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in heaven, and then all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. (Matthew, 24: 30)

Behold, He is coming with clouds, and every eye will see Him... (Revelation, 1: 7)

Jesus said to him, "It is as you said. Nevertheless, I say to you, hereafter you will see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of the Power, and coming on the clouds of heaven." (Matthew, 26: 64)

There's also a lot of mention in the Bible about a "star" at the time of his birth - one that was followed by wise men from India, Egypt and Africa. Without long distant communication about the circumstance of this sky anomaly, why did these wise men just decide to up and leave the3ir homeland unless it was an unusually exceptional star, like a mothership?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 690091

I guess you haven't read Revelations. He's the bright morning star, so that would make him a Venusian.
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Jesus built my hotrod
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"I always thought, when he said he was THE SON OF MAN, that meant he came from our future. To be our son, he would have to be a descendant.

But it would have to be a distant future because no one has evolved anywhere near to his level yet."

Son of Man could literally be a descendant of the people Jesus lived among. That's a great thought and I agree with you about not being on his level at this point in time but maybe we'll evolve to his level in the future at which time we may even have access to time travel. He did say we could attain everything that he had attained.

There's so many ways to interpret scripture and perhaps Son of Man only means he has the same genetic blueprint as earthlings but doesn't necessarily hail from this planet.

I really don't know. Just wanted to throw a few ideas out there. I appreciate your input. I never looked at it that way.
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He did not say he was the "son of man". Where does it say that in the New Testament?
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He was referring to the "Ancient of Days?" He was also referred to as the son of God.
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"NEVER will I be welcome
Amongst the heartless monsters you surround yourself with
Feeding off the pain and misfortune of others
A maniacal breed of sub-human parasites
Thrown into a feeding frenzy with the smell of fresh BLOOD
OPEN YOUR EYES and SEE the creatures for what they are
A swirling mass of HATRED and ENVY
Don't be naive enough to think you're unaffected
The CONVERSION has already begun"......




Some things may be IGNORED now..But will come out of YOU later...


"I thought by now you'd know
I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO!
It's time you RECOGNIZE
I AM the DEVIL'S EYES!"...







The TRUTH is never far BEHIND..You kept it HIDDEN well..
"Pray for solace..Pray for resolve..Pray for a savior..Pray for deliverance..Some kind of purpose..A glimpse of a LIGHT in this VOID OF EXISTENCE..Now witness the END of an age..Hope dies in hands of believers..Who seek the truth in the LIAR'S EYE"

"The greatest TRICK the Devil ever pulled was not convincing the world he doesn't exist..But convincing it that he is GOD"

"I have no pleasure in any man who despises music. It is no invention of ours: It is a gift of GOD. I place it next to theology. Satan hates music: He knows how it drives the EVIL spirit OUT of US."
- Martin Luther


"What have I done?..Where have I come from?..When I burnt the backs with the SUN through a GLASS..Did I SEAL the loss that's become me?.. Feeling undone..What have I become? ..When I turned my back on you..I turned my back on MYSELF and became this MACHINE"

"What you IGNORE now..Will come OUT of YOU later"

"Stones to throw at my Creator..
MASOCHISTS to which I cater..You don't need to bother..I don't need to be..I'll keep slipping farther..
But once I hold on..I won't let go 'til it BLEEDS"
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wth is pleiadian?
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me and jesus used to kick it back in the day

most people dont know he was a schizophrenic and his followers were mostly people that were overly paranoid, really gullable and he also had a couple of lesbians too. i rolled around with him one night and it was pretty cool until he started ramblin off some bullshit about he was the son of god but i knew it was just his schizo so i lit of joint to relax and he took a couple hits and wigged out but i didnt really pay attention to him. it was straight and the next morning before i left one his buddy's hooked me up with some pretty good mushrooms for the journey home, it was a trip within a trip, pretty cool.
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me and jesus used to kick it back in the day

most people dont know he was a schizophrenic and his followers were mostly people that were overly paranoid, really gullable and he also had a couple of lesbians too. i rolled around with him one night and it was pretty cool until he started ramblin off some bullshit about he was the son of god but i knew it was just his schizo so i lit of joint to relax and he took a couple hits and wigged out but i didnt really pay attention to him. it was straight and the next morning before i left one his buddy's hooked me up with some pretty good mushrooms for the journey home, it was a trip within a trip, pretty cool.
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rofl
Water always wins. :sun:
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He did not say he was the "son of man". Where does it say that in the New Testament?
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Yeah he did, Matthew 16:27 King James version:


For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works.

And Matthew 24:30:

And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
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There's so many ways to interpret scripture and perhaps Son of Man only means he has the same genetic blueprint as earthlings but doesn't necessarily hail from this planet.

I really don't know. Just wanted to throw a few ideas out there. I appreciate your input. I never looked at it that way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 690091


I have also wondered if he was from another planet; one that lived with true Love and Brotherhood, and he came to show us it could be possible ... *sigh* apparently not many listened and are not listening still.
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damned
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Jesus landscapes my neighbors yard. Nice guy, sells me cheap weed.
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jesus coming back with the clouds appears to be returning with nibiru
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Jesus landscapes my neighbors yard. Nice guy, sells me cheap weed.
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AKA


SANANDA


Pleiadians are good ol folks with good ol jokes



get to know em
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Jesus is a structural manifestation. Part of the programming menu for this Earth's timeline.
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AKA


SANANDA


Pleiadians are good ol folks with good ol jokes



get to know em
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Reptilians bullshit. Much came here in this netted matrix to wake themselve up to inturn wake peoples up. He wasn't prolly named jesus and he wasn't the only one but yes most of them are pleiadians n sirians , you can tell by their eyes.