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June 7, 2009 - RAPTURE?

 
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What will you do O man?

IF the RAPTURE happens between now and tommorow. What will you do?

REPENT NOW! Believe unto Jesus Christ! Accept Him and confess your sins and be saved!

Pray and ask for forgiveness and accept Jesus Christ into your heart!!!

I don't know if tommorow will be the day. But there is a strong possibility that it will be!

WATCH and be ready and wait upon the Lord :)

If tommorow is not the day we will be 1 more day closer to His coming.

1 more day to get our message out to as many people as we can to show them the salvation that comes from knowing our Lord, Jesus Christ.

God Bless!!!
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O man...
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I wil tell my mom and dad to get ready and will keep my dog with me all the time...
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Some encouraging reading for why I and some others believe that tommorow may be it.

Again, if it is not, it just means we are one day closer to our Lord, Jesus Christ's return.

God Bless all :)

May the Lord watch you and be with you and remember to WATCH!!!
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Another false prophet is false. 5a
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omg where do these out of control christians come from ?! they are flooding the board.
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Maybe it happened and so few people were ready that they aren't even noticed.
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Congrats !! You've the first thread today for a 1 star vote...
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A false prophet?

When did I say the date of the rapture was absolute? I said POSSIBLE DATE. Where do tards who don't comprehend the english language come from?

Oh bad public schools.

READ AND COMPREHEND.
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A false prophet?

When did I say the date of the rapture was absolute? I said POSSIBLE DATE. Where do tards who don't comprehend the english language come from?

Oh bad public schools.

READ AND COMPREHEND.
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I only want you to understand 1 thing :

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR RELIGIOUS CRAP !!!


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A false prophet?

When did I say the date of the rapture was absolute? I said POSSIBLE DATE. Where do tards who don't comprehend the english language come from?

Oh bad public schools.

READ AND COMPREHEND.


I only want you to understand 1 thing :

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR RELIGIOUS CRAP !!!


pope rocket
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Hey tard you don't have to read it. No one is puttin a gun to your head.

Do you comprehend, "YOU DON'T NEED TO READ IT"?

I don't know makes me think your challenged that way.
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Ever noticed this is a conspiracy forum.

Crawl back under your stone.
Luctor et Emergo.
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Rapture: a carnal fairy tale promoted by hireling leadership to keep false prophet churchianity worshiping the beast carnal jews as "the chosen people" (somebody has to repent once the believers float off.)
You sold your birthright Esau churchianity..stop preaching to gospel-hardened atheists and new agers and worry about yourself.
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What will you do O man?

IF the RAPTURE happens between now and tommorow. What will you do?

REPENT NOW! Believe unto Jesus Christ! Accept Him and confess your sins and be saved!

Pray and ask for forgiveness and accept Jesus Christ into your heart!!!

I don't know if tommorow will be the day. But there is a strong possibility that it will be!

WATCH and be ready and wait upon the Lord :)

If tommorow is not the day we will be 1 more day closer to His coming.

1 more day to get our message out to as many people as we can to show them the salvation that comes from knowing our Lord, Jesus Christ.

God Bless!!!
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Congratulations for being obnoxious and helping turn people away from the Lord. Asshole.
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And to call the OP a curse word is helping with the Lord?
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Maybe we just missed it.
Could happen.
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The timeline of doom currently predicts the rapture in 2009 or 2033.
You basically tossed a baby covered with barbeque sauce in front of a pack of starving jackals.
What sort of posts were you expecting?
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If I see one more rapture thread I'm going to nuke the fucking internet..

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Guess not...
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Do you seriously think the RAPTURE won't happen just because it didn't happen on June 7, 2009?

Do you not get all the scriptures that was posted, about what Jesus Christ HIMSELF said of the end times?

All the stuff that's happening NOW?

Don't you people get it?

God just gave you all some more time to find Him. He doesn't want anyone to be left behind. He gives you time to repent and accept His son Jesus Christ, and all you people do is mock Him?

There is no escape after the RAPTURE. None whatsoever. You are going to die and then after you die you are going to think its over but its not, you go to a FAR WORSE place after death than what you are going to go through in the TRIBULATION and that period is described as a period of time that has never been and will never be again. A time with of such horror that it will never exist again in creation.

Do you NOT GET IT?!!

You mock God by saying He does not exist. Do you think that when HE does reveal Himself, He will suddenly FORGIVE YOU if you say, gee God, sorry I didn't believe in your before but since your here now, I'll believe?

NO. NOW is the time to believe. This is the time to repent and find God. This is the time God is giving you to accept His son Jesus Christ and be saved. NOW. There is no more "second chances" afterwards for those that deny Christ NOW.

Do you NOT understand that? Do you *WANT* to go to hell?

Do you not *feel* it in the air? Something is coming man. Something. Its like a eery calm now...a lull.

Jesus Christ Himself said:

Luke 17:26
"And as it was in the days of Noah, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of Man."

Matthew 24:44
"So you, too, must be ready, because at an hour you are not expecting him the Son of Man will come."

There is nothing wrong with heightened expectation for believers thinking that Jesus Christ might come on one of the Holy Feast Days. These were days that Jesus Christ Himself observed.

No one even knows the REAL Pentecost day. The church decided on its best guess that it would be June 7, 2009 on the western side and June 14, 2009 on the eastern side.

What if its a week later? or several weeks later?

Are we still in the RAPTURE timeframe? DEFINITELY YES!

Will the Rapture most likely happen sometime this year, I definitely think so.

Why?

Because all the signs that are happening is pointing to it and it is perfectly coming into alignment with everything Jesus Christ and His apostles talked about of the end times. Even the prophets.

So what if June 7, 2009 was not the RAPTURE date? SO WHAT? It was a good guess based on the date of PENTECOST. So it didn't happen? I mean so what?

Does that mean God isn't showing up? lol Oh, He is coming and even sooner now as the days speed on by.

Time is growing short.

People think things are going to get better. You are all wrong. Bible clearly says the contractions like the Birth Pangs before birth, is going to become more and more frequent and worse. The pain is going to get much much worse.

Things are not going to get better. You want to hold me to a word on something? Hold me to my word on that. That I AM ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN OF. THINGS ARE NOT GOING TO GET BETTER. You can hold me to my word as one who has spoken prophecy on this if you like.

But as for me being a false prophet of dating June 7, 2009 as a POSSIBLE RAPTURE date? I didn't prophecy it. I said it might happen. That means I wasn't sure nor if it did happen I would have claimed myself as a prophet because I didn't know, I hoped that it might be but it wasn't.

But now we have a little more time to reach out and save more people which is also good. So repent now while you can.

Things are not going to get better, just much much worse. Be saved now while you can.

God loves you. He wants to save you. He is giving you as much time as possible to repent. But the end of sin's age is coming up quickly, for God cannot abide with sin.

Repent now and be saved and feel rest assured in the hope that whatever happens you are secure in the salvation of our Lord, Jesus Christ.

God Bless!
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Rapture: a carnal fairy tale promoted by hireling leadership to keep false prophet churchianity worshiping the beast carnal jews as "the chosen people" (somebody has to repent once the believers float off.)
You sold your birthright Esau churchianity..stop preaching to gospel-hardened atheists and new agers and worry about yourself.
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Excellent post!
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You want some other possible RAPTURE dates?

June 12, 2009 - some gal has a theory that the digital switch might be the time and opportunity when the anti-christ will reveal himself?

(Personally I think its a stretch but hey the RAPTURE could happen AT ANY MOMENT, AT ANY TIME NOW - who knows?)

June 14, 2009 - some people are saying that based on the Easter Orthodox date for PENTECOST, the 8th day of the feast that started on PENTECOST will end on June 14, 2009 *(called the "Ingathering")

(Personally I don't think so but hey like I said before, it can happen, the RAPTURE could happen at ANY TIME, ANY MOMENT now)

June 21, 2009 - some are saying the Summer Solstice because it coincide with a mid tribulation date of 12/21/12
(again pesonally I don't think so, its a stretch but hey again RAPTURE could happen at ANY TIME now)

And so on....

But personally, I think Jesus Christ is going to come on a date like He said, that no one is expecting Him to come...like on June 10 or June 15 or June 17, etc...

Any day YOU don't expect Christ to come back is a valid date for the RAPTURE.

All the signs are aligned. Everything Jesus said for the precedent before the RAPTURE happens is already happening.

RAPTURE could be at ANTYIME, ANY MOMENT now.

Find Jesus Christ NOW! Don't wait any longer. Be saved!

God Bless!
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Did it happen?

5a
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wtfretards
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What will you do O man?

IF the RAPTURE happens between now and tommorow. What will you do?

REPENT NOW! Believe unto Jesus Christ! Accept Him and confess your sins and be saved!

Pray and ask for forgiveness and accept Jesus Christ into your heart!!!

I don't know if tommorow will be the day. But there is a strong possibility that it will be!

WATCH and be ready and wait upon the Lord :)

If tommorow is not the day we will be 1 more day closer to His coming.

1 more day to get our message out to as many people as we can to show them the salvation that comes from knowing our Lord, Jesus Christ.

God Bless!!!
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FUCKHEADS.
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