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To the woman who pooped in my car (Best Craigs List Ad ever)

 
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One of my favorites:
[link to www.collegeslackers.com]
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rofl
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here i sit all broken hearted.....

came to shit and only farted.....

he who reads these words of wit, will eat those little balls of shit!!

5a
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06/08/2009 05:19 PM
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There she is, broken hearted.
Their first date, she fuckin sharted.
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here i sit all broken hearted.....

came to shit and only farted.....

he who reads these words of wit, will eat those little balls of shit!!

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 558772

LOL Thats not right ...Its like this

People who write on bathroom walls
Roll their shit in little balls
People who read these words of wit
Eat those litlle balls of shit hehe
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06/08/2009 05:29 PM
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Doesn't beat this imo:

[link to www.craigslist.org]
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ZOMFG!!!!


laugh
Sleestackin' to the max.
GLP - We're all here because we're not all there.
If you seem to disagree with me.. That is okay. You may hang on to your beliefs.. While I kick YOUR FUCKING NIPPLES OFF!
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Killing with fecal matter no less

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Brother sun, intuition moon. Home at the forest.

Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's?

Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves.

The garden gives greatest power.
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Craigslist Poopy Car Guy FTW.


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06/08/2009 05:33 PM
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She shart herself on purpose, some people will do anything to get away from a creep who's into writing shitty posts.
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***note to those who wish to avoid pants-pooping***

Don't ever, EVER eat a chicken-fried steak sandwich from Sonic.

5a
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Don't ever, EVER eat a chicken-fried steak sandwich from Sonic.

5a
 Quoting: acadian

Thanks for the warning!
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06/08/2009 05:42 PM
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CAJUN TOTS?

OH DEAR GOD THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN IMMODIUM CHASER TO ME

RIGHT UP THERE WITH JACK IN THE BOX DRIVE THRU

BEST HUMILIATION I EVER GOT WAS MENSTRUAL OVERFLOW WHILE SPENDING THE NIGHT IN A GUY'S APT.

HE TOOK ONE LOOK AND SAID: "IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WAS MURDERED IN MY BED"

DEADPANNED
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CAJUN TOTS?

OH DEAR GOD THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN IMMODIUM CHASER TO ME

RIGHT UP THERE WITH JACK IN THE BOX DRIVE THRU

BEST HUMILIATION I EVER GOT WAS MENSTRUAL OVERFLOW WHILE SPENDING THE NIGHT IN A GUY'S APT.

HE TOOK ONE LOOK AND SAID: "IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WAS MURDERED IN MY BED"

DEADPANNED
 Quoting: EXCELLENT 616315

gasp
"Whether this song is about sex, drugs, or Ramen Noodles, it's moving. And you can bet your ass that you can fuck to it."
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***note to those who wish to avoid pants-pooping***

Don't ever, EVER eat a chicken-fried steak sandwich from Sonic.

5a

Thanks for the warning!
 Quoting: RememberThis



Especially if you are on a road trip. You will get back on the highway and next thing you see is a sign that says next exit 30 miles.
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CAJUN TOTS?

OH DEAR GOD THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN IMMODIUM CHASER TO ME

RIGHT UP THERE WITH JACK IN THE BOX DRIVE THRU

BEST HUMILIATION I EVER GOT WAS MENSTRUAL OVERFLOW WHILE SPENDING THE NIGHT IN A GUY'S APT.

HE TOOK ONE LOOK AND SAID: "IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WAS MURDERED IN MY BED"

DEADPANNED

gasp
 Quoting: Tessa





+1
Sleestackin' to the max.
GLP - We're all here because we're not all there.
If you seem to disagree with me.. That is okay. You may hang on to your beliefs.. While I kick YOUR FUCKING NIPPLES OFF!
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CAJUN TOTS?

OH DEAR GOD THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN IMMODIUM CHASER TO ME

RIGHT UP THERE WITH JACK IN THE BOX DRIVE THRU

BEST HUMILIATION I EVER GOT WAS MENSTRUAL OVERFLOW WHILE SPENDING THE NIGHT IN A GUY'S APT.

HE TOOK ONE LOOK AND SAID: "IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WAS MURDERED IN MY BED"

DEADPANNED

gasp





+1
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+2
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***note to those who wish to avoid pants-pooping***

Don't ever, EVER eat a chicken-fried steak sandwich from Sonic.

5a

Thanks for the warning!



Especially if you are on a road trip. You will get back on the highway and next thing you see is a sign that says next exit 30 miles.
 Quoting: _Storm_

Do bears shit in the woods?
This one does LOL
In Case Of Emergency Only chuckle
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Don't ever, EVER eat a chicken-fried steak sandwich from Sonic.

5a

Thanks for the warning!



Especially if you are on a road trip. You will get back on the highway and next thing you see is a sign that says next exit 30 miles.

Do bears shit in the woods?
This one does LOL
In Case Of Emergency Only chuckle
 Quoting: RememberThis


Always carry a roll of TP in your vehicle...

tp

...otherwise, if you find yourself in the
throes of an intestinal disaster whilst on
the road, you'll have to say "adios" to:
1) your underwear
2) one sock
3) both socks
4) part of your shirt
5) all of the above (Taco Bell + road trip)
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It's not much of a gamble.

The risks FAR outweigh the rewards.

poop
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***note to those who wish to avoid pants-pooping***

Don't ever, EVER eat a chicken-fried steak sandwich from Sonic.

5a

Thanks for the warning!



Especially if you are on a road trip. You will get back on the highway and next thing you see is a sign that says next exit 30 miles.

Do bears shit in the woods?
This one does LOL
In Case Of Emergency Only chuckle


Always carry a roll of TP in your vehicle...

tp

...otherwise, if you find yourself in the
throes of an intestinal disaster whilst on
the road, you'll have to say "adios" to:
1) your underwear
2) one sock
3) both socks
4) part of your shirt
5) all of the above (Taco Bell + road trip)
 Quoting: acadian

:clownbomb:
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***note to those who wish to avoid pants-pooping***

Don't ever, EVER eat a chicken-fried steak sandwich from Sonic.

5a

Thanks for the warning!



Especially if you are on a road trip. You will get back on the highway and next thing you see is a sign that says next exit 30 miles.

Do bears shit in the woods?
This one does LOL
In Case Of Emergency Only chuckle


Always carry a roll of TP in your vehicle...

tp

...otherwise, if you find yourself in the
throes of an intestinal disaster whilst on
the road, you'll have to say "adios" to:
1) your underwear
2) one sock
3) both socks
4) part of your shirt
5) all of the above (Taco Bell + road trip)
 Quoting: acadian



rofl
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I aim to please mah GLP peeps.
smile_kiss
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I aim to please mah GLP peeps.
smile_kiss
 Quoting: acadian

Good Job ! :coolflip:
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Okay, don't mean to derail the thread, but if you think
poop is funny, you might like this:

My office used to be located directly across from the men's restroom at my job (thankfully, I was able to change offices).

One day, my friend Paul came out of the men's room with
a disgusted look on his face.

When I asked him what was wrong, he said:
"Damn, that bathroom stinks.
It smells like Frankenstein and Godzilla had a shit-fight."

Shit-fight... ltana
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I aim to please mah GLP peeps.
smile_kiss
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You did good.. 5 Stars! grinning
Sleestackin' to the max.
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If you seem to disagree with me.. That is okay. You may hang on to your beliefs.. While I kick YOUR FUCKING NIPPLES OFF!
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Aileana just had her period!!!
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Thanks for the coffee COmin out my nose! LMAO!
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"Child of woe is wane and delicate...sensitive and on the quiet side, she loves the picnics and outings to the underground caverns...a solemn child, prim in dress and, on the whole, pretty lost...secretive and imaginitive, poetic, seems underprivileged and given to occasional tantrums...has six toes on one foot..."

Charles Addams
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At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost.
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That there is the tits! Give that one a pin!
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At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost.

That there is the tits! Give that one a pin!
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This thread should take 'president' over every other thread on here!!! PIN THIS YOU SHARTIN MORANS!
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