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The Economy Is SO Bad....

 
Circuit Breaker

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CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Jewish women are marrying for love.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package. They were: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Motel 6 won't leave the light on for you.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.

Hey, neat idea...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
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CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Jewish women are marrying for love.

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package. They were: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Motel 6 won't leave the light on for you.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal.

Hey, neat idea...the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.
 Quoting: Circuit Breaker


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"A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico."

LOL and...

"Motel 6 won't leave the light on for you."

LOL!

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I like the one: I went to buy a toaster and they gave me a bank.
Poor people do poor people things, and rich people do rich people things.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

when you rob Paul to give to Peter ... ... ... you will always get Peters support!

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In The News Today
Posted: Jun 07 2009 By: Jim Sinclair Post Edited: June 7, 2009 at 10:12 pm

Filed under: In The News

Dear CIGAs,

Check out the top twelve indicators that the economy is bad:

12. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children’s names.
5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving inAmerica?”
3. Motel Six won’t leave the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

And my most favorite indicator of all.
1. If the bank returns your check marked as “insufficient funds,” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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the gap widens between poor and rich.
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Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's?

Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves.

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I like the one: I went to buy a toaster and they gave me a bank.
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This is the best you can do?
 Quoting: ***ZetaMax***

It was meant to simply be a humorous post.

Sarcasm is all you can muster? I thought you said you don't insult or attack people.

Your hypocrisy really knows no bounds.
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This is the best you can do?

It was meant to simply be a humorous post.

Sarcasm is all you can muster? I thought you said you don't insult or attack people.

Your hypocrisy really knows no bounds.
 Quoting: Circuit Breaker


I thought they were pretty funny. Thanks Circuit!
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thanks! I needed that.
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Good post, OP
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CB and ZM playing good cop / bad cop?

CB always on a nancy thread
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... yep ... have to laugh ... or would be in tears ...
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... and this is only the beginning ...
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In The News Today
Posted: Jun 07 2009 By: Jim Sinclair Post Edited: June 7, 2009 at 10:12 pm

Filed under: In The News

Dear CIGAs,

Check out the top twelve indicators that the economy is bad:

12. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children’s names.
5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving inAmerica?”
3. Motel Six won’t leave the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.

And my most favorite indicator of all.
1. If the bank returns your check marked as “insufficient funds,” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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Was from Leno's monologue a week or so back !
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LOL nice!


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Jewish women are marrying for love.
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Hey. Phil Plait. Why do you hate Jews?
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You realize this thread is 4 years old right?
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