You have proven to be a liar, a shill and a wanker unworthy of respect. Why would I trust your recipes? After all, you can't be trusted, your word is subject to question whenever ninny LIEDer sticks her arm up your ass and commands you to speak on her behalf, why should I trust your cooking skills any further, hmmmmm?

Now, buzz off, kid, the grownups are talking. Go lube up your anus for tomorrows wankfest by your employer.