I should have assumed Melfy was also in the huddle.

Crop failures, Melfy? Wow, you're right, such a thing has never before happened in all the annals of human history. It must be a Sign, yes, a Sign!

That's weak even by your laughable standards.

Anyway, why are you still posting about all this? You claimed if nothing happened by Thanksgiving you were going to turn your attentions elsewhere. Have you failed to notice the Christmas decorations, Melfy old boy? Got a calendar (not a Mayan one, the more recent kind)?

Maybe you could ask Elle what major holiday is approaching, and which one passed nearly a month ago...