"She's not stupid, clearly.

You use the word 'clearly' in a wildly innapropriate fashion.

What other word would you use to describe a person who think aliens use unwrapped candies as a means of communication? What other word would you apply to a person who identifies photographs of KITES as mysterious peek-a-boo planetoids?

And all that blathering about charged plnets?

Puh-leaze. Nonsense, at least in any remotely relevant sense.

Tell me, 'Clare,' do you camp often with Elle?