I predict that Clare will brush off John Lear's more amusing claims with her customary 'Just because a person believes dogs make Doritos with magic and rain is caused by the sorrow of three-legged goats doesn't mean *everything* they believe is false' line.
She seems to lack any kind of discernment -- or, put more bluntly, she lacks a bullshit filter. If someone (Lear) says the Moon is a mechanical soul collector, I suspect Clare's first response is 'Hmmm, it might just be!'
I'll bet Clare pays a lot for cars. With special undercoating packages. And extended warranties.
But Clare, I do owe you an apology, for accusing you of being Nancy and the Nancy sock-puppet Volar. You are clearly neither, and I was wrong to say so, and I'm sorry.
But John Lear? Really? If the guy told me it was noon and my watch agreed it was noon I'd still check with a third source just because Lear is a freaking lunatic and anything he says in suspect. "Expert?" Hardly.
You really need a bullshit filter.
Quoting: Returner 997 Haaaa....
excellent post, Returner...
First:
"'Just because a person believes dogs make Doritos with magic and rain is caused by the sorrow of three-legged goats doesn't mean *everything* they believe is false'"...haaaaa, That was
really funny. I laughed my ass off. Did you make that up? Well done.
And then what I admire is the shift in gear- you go from absurdism, to kind of dry observational humor:
"I'll bet Clare pays a lot for cars."This made me laught out loud also. Because
it's probably true. Being "easy-to-influence" as well as lacking bullshit filters leaves an individual mortally vulnerable to the wily ways of a comission-hungry car salesman...
Oh, man...That 9-11 shit, claiming the passengers on all the planes were "disappeared" in a "not-nice way". I'm still waiting for her to explain all the telephone calls made from United 93 (
many of them made one).
And all this talk of "bulldozers" in Shanksville.
Where are all the bulldozer tread-marks? Shanksville is a
very isolated farming community.
No one noticed a bulldozer being trucked into town? What about the guy who's fuckin' farm the bulldozer was cutting up?
Because that's the kind of shit most farmers don't exactly "appreciate". They tend to
notice and "resent" it.
I suppose "mclarek" will say either the bulldozer was possibly
flown in and out? Or, and this is the "9-11-Truther's ace card", the farmers were "warned" to keep their mouths shut.
And why all this big deal, "mclarek", about the plane flying upside down before crashing? You almost make it sound like this is an impossible arial maneuver...???
When you've got half-a-dozen guys all fighting, literally like their lives
depend on it, for control of the stick, airplanes tend to fly in many assorted "nonsensical" ways.
But anyway, again, good post, Returner.