Love the new video TLR! Especially the bonus cameo by Elle. That's one hell of a camping trip she's been on, all these years.

And anyone can locate Dumbfuckistan, if they will stop insisting on black and white absolutes and learn to live in the grey. Dumbfuckistan is both east and west of Turkey, both north and south of Ukraine, both above and to the right of Belgrade. If you will OPEN YOUR MIND, MelsterBridget, you will see that the map is there, in the spaces between.

Or you could just image a screenshot of Google Maps from 90 years away with a cheap-ass webcam pointed at the sun. That seems to work for PX. Try it.

Maybe borrow 'Volar's' amazing phantom telescope?