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MYTH ABOUT CHINESE MEN

 
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I get these myths from people I know, and some swear that these are true. So buckle up.

Well to the GLP ladies who plan on dating or marrying a Chinese man, you might want to consider this:

1. Chinese men do have sex with a monstrous/ugly grotesque female, because they believe it will bring them good luck. The more scary/ugly..the more good luck. The more smelly the woman, the more good luck.

2. If you marry a Chinese man, you can't just trust him when he handpick ugly female staff or secretary at office. Of course he will bed them all for the good luck purpose.

3. If a Chinese man is horny, then he will have sex with anything/anyone that appears in front of him. He doesn't care if the woman is ugly, monstrous etc. Taste doesn't matter when he's horny. So make sure he gets the sex he needs everyday.

4. Even if he gets it everyday, it still won't guarantee that he cheat you with his ugly staff/worker behind your back.

5. Some Chinese families practice inbreeding and incest. This is why, many of Chinese families have at least one retarded member as a result of this practice. (reason for this practice is to obtain wealth/luck--pure superstitious)



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4. Even if he gets it everyday, it still won't guarantee that he doesn't cheat you with his ugly staff/worker behind your back.

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Correction on that typo.
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Better fishing if you use racial epithets in addition to your racist "myths" when trolling.
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Better fishing if you use racial epithets in addition to your racist "myths" when trolling.
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Racist?
Wait until you experience this first hand..or in your family..!! Then I want to hear what you have to say on that.
This is not racist, this is reality, even the Chinese person admit it themselves.
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Better fishing if you use racial epithets in addition to your racist "myths" when trolling.


Racist?
Wait until you experience this first hand..or in your family..!! Then I want to hear what you have to say on that.
This is not racist, this is reality, even the Chinese person admit it themselves.
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Yes. Racist, and I would go so far as to say - xenophobic.
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Better fishing if you use racial epithets in addition to your racist "myths" when trolling.
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U should watched regular (or old) Chinese or Japanese xxx movie. Very less romance & touch + total submitted object
She got a point. damned
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I get these myths from people I know, and some swear that these are true. So buckle up.

Well to the GLP ladies who plan on dating or marrying a Chinese man, you might want to consider this:

1. Chinese men do have sex with a monstrous/ugly grotesque female, because they believe it will bring them good luck. The more scary/ugly..the more good luck. The more smelly the woman, the more good luck.

2. If you marry a Chinese man, you can't just trust him when he handpick ugly female staff or secretary at office. Of course he will bed them all for the good luck purpose.

3. If a Chinese man is horny, then he will have sex with anything/anyone that appears in front of him. He doesn't care if the woman is ugly, monstrous etc. Taste doesn't matter when he's horny. So make sure he gets the sex he needs everyday.

4. Even if he gets it everyday, it still won't guarantee that he cheat you with his ugly staff/worker behind your back.

5. Some Chinese families practice inbreeding and incest. This is why, many of Chinese families have at least one retarded member as a result of this practice. (reason for this practice is to obtain wealth/luck--pure superstitious)



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Fuckin sweet!I wish I could be chinese iamwith
Dozens of them. Armed to the teeth. I'm outnumbered. Outgunned. But the alley is crooked, dark, and very narrow. They can't surround me. Sometimes you can beat the odds with a careful choice of where to fight.



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whatever

The Chinese behavior of indulgence (in sex and food, particularly), is patronized by the pig faced deity they worship, Pat Khai. The pig god and pig behavior is the foundation of their sickening habits and lifestyles.
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Interesting. I have never heard any of this in particular before.
And all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"

And I'll look down and whisper "No."
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Fuckin sweet!I wish I could be chinese iamwith
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Bow down to the Pig god and SUBMIT. :11:
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Scorpion Skewers

A friend just went to China and witness people eating scorpion snacks. They put the scorpions on skewer sticks and sell it on a roadside stall. One stick has 4-5 scorpions.

My friend, out of curiosity, bought one skewer while watching people munch on them like eating Cheetos. Families, kids, old people, enjoying the scorpion skewers like eating some Halloween candy.

So my friend took a bite. He said "It tastes like deep fried crab. The scorpion meat tastes like crab meat..but the color is grey-black"

Ugh..very disgusting!! Apparently they eat everything in China! Talk about gluttony. This behavior is inspired by the pig faced god.
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Good..you can BS me now.
Wait until your Chinese brother in law cheats on your sister(or your Chinese stepdad cheats on your mom)..with his ugly old cleaning lady or some scary looking crazy woman he picked from the street, all for the SICK purpose of GOOD LUCK & WEALTH. Watch him reason this, and defend himself with his sick beliefs of superstition..then you will remember this thread.
Told you so! burnit
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Scorpion Skewers

A friend just went to China and witness people eating scorpion snacks. They put the scorpions on skewer sticks and sell it on a roadside stall. One stick has 4-5 scorpions.

My friend, out of curiosity, bought one skewer while watching people munch on them like eating Cheetos. Families, kids, old people, enjoying the scorpion skewers like eating some Halloween candy.

So my friend took a bite. He said "It tastes like deep fried crab. The scorpion meat tastes like crab meat..but the color is grey-black"

Ugh..very disgusting!! Apparently they eat everything in China! Talk about gluttony. This behavior is inspired by the pig faced god.
 Quoting: goddess ISIS 701878

All joking aside there are alot more people with a lot less money over there in china,and im pretty sure there is a lot less prime rib too.You cant shoot these people for being creative and hell if it tastes like crab i'd take a bite.
If TS would ever HTF you might find yourself wishing for a roasted scorpion skewer.And at least the china men are doing the nasty sex stuff for "good luck" here in the usa we have to get drunk to have an excuse to nail a fat chick hehe laters peace
Dozens of them. Armed to the teeth. I'm outnumbered. Outgunned. But the alley is crooked, dark, and very narrow. They can't surround me. Sometimes you can beat the odds with a careful choice of where to fight.



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Whitey here.

I will fuck anything that moves, so long as it is 100% human female.

That is all.
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The fact is that I am so disgusted by their sick habits, culture, beliefs and superstitions. They are the portrait of GLUTTONY.

Trading morals and conscience for WEALTH & GOOD LUCK. What an utter disgust.
poop
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I was sure this thread would be about Chinese men having large dicks.
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Whitey here.

I will fuck anything that moves, so long as it is 100% human female.

That is all.
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Are you sober?
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I was sure this thread would be about Chinese men having large dicks.
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You wish.
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The fact is that I am so disgusted by their sick habits, culture, beliefs and superstitions. They are the portrait of GLUTTONY.

Trading morals and conscience for WEALTH & GOOD LUCK. What an utter disgust.
poop
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Well, that's racist comment. Believe in change baby, that's the internet for. and pray, Chinese babies aren't as horny as their predecessor...
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The fact is that I am so disgusted by their sick habits, culture, beliefs and superstitions. They are the portrait of GLUTTONY.

Trading morals and conscience for WEALTH & GOOD LUCK. What an utter disgust.
poop


Well, that's racist comment. Believe in change baby, that's the internet for. and pray, Chinese babies aren't as horny as their predecessor...
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I wish I never know these people and never know that such a sick belief ever existed, I also wish that they never have anything to do with my family at all.
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I wish I never know these people and never know that such a sick belief ever existed, I also wish that they never have anything to do with my family at all.
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What would you see, on your family when you were born and raised in theirs?
I believe in next generation. Our believe, rules, ethic family value is out-modeled.
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rant
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Scorpion Skewers

Ugh..very disgusting!! Apparently they eat everything in China! Talk about gluttony. This behavior is inspired by the pig faced god.
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You needn't go to China. In Czechia they eat cats and dogs. In neighbouring countries the people lock their cats and dogs inside when Czech delegation or tourist passes by. Not kidding. peace
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That actually sounds like My Big Redneck Wedding. So, it's not exclusive to Chinese....
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Y'all's don't need to be Chai-knees to get you some fat mama..

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Y'all's don't need to be Chai-knees to get you some fat mama..

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Well, at least the women there still look more decent than the monstrous ones these Chinese men porked.
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Was, "Chinese men have small wangs" mentioned anywhere?

There's truth to this.
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Was, "Chinese men have small wangs" mentioned anywhere?

There's truth to this.
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No. But some Japanese men are insecure about the size of theirs.
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Thanks for the info. I can tell you about Iranians and Saudis, but I will wait to see if this goes through first. Every post of mine is being deleted.
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I get these myths from people I know, and some swear that these are true. So buckle up.

Well to the GLP ladies who plan on dating or marrying a Chinese man, you might want to consider this:

1.
White Trash men do have sex with a monstrous/ugly grotesque female, because they believe it will bring them good luck. The more scary/ugly..the more good luck. The more smelly the woman, the more good luck.

2. If you marry a White Trash man, you can't just trust him when he handpick ugly female staff or secretary at office. Of course he will bed them all for the good luck purpose.

3. If a White Trash man is horny, then he will have sex with anything/anyone that appears in front of him. He doesn't care if the woman is ugly, monstrous etc. Taste doesn't matter when he's horny. So make sure he gets the sex he needs everyday.

4. Even if he gets it everyday, it still won't guarantee that he cheat you with his ugly staff/worker behind your back.

5. Some White Trash families practice inbreeding and incest. This is why, many of Chinese families have at least one retarded member as a result of this practice. (reason for this practice is to obtain wealth/luck--pure superstitious)



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1.
White Trash men do have sex with a monstrous/ugly grotesque female, because they believe it will bring them good luck. The more scary/ugly..the more good luck. The more smelly the woman, the more good luck.

2. If you marry a White Trash man, you can't just trust him when he handpick ugly female staff or secretary at office. Of course he will bed them all for the good luck purpose.

3. If a White Trash man is horny, then he will have sex with anything/anyone that appears in front of him. He doesn't care if the woman is ugly, monstrous etc. Taste doesn't matter when he's horny. So make sure he gets the sex he needs everyday.

4. Even if he gets it everyday, it still won't guarantee that he cheat you with his ugly staff/worker behind your back.

5. Some White Trash families practice inbreeding and incest. This is why, many of Chinese families have at least one retarded member as a result of this practice. (reason for this practice is to obtain wealth/luck--pure superstitious)

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