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My rooster crows all day and all night.

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/13/2009 06:45 PM
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My rooster crows all day and all night.
It is bothering me.

Do you think my neighbors are bothered. I would not like to upset my neighbors.
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06/13/2009 06:46 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
My last one did that so I shot him and BBQ'd his ass.


Your mileage may vary.

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06/13/2009 06:48 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
My last one did that so I shot him and BBQ'd his ass.


Your mileage may vary.

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lmao!
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06/13/2009 06:49 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
My last one did that so I shot him and BBQ'd his ass.


Your mileage may vary.

rofl

lmao!
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lmao
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
Time for BBQ!

There is a surgical procedure to stop a rooster from crowing, but would you really pay $500++ for something so stupid on a $2 chick?
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
I understand bbQ roster is very stringy.
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06/13/2009 06:51 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
LOL That's what they do!

Dirty, noisy little bastards!! :D (3 AM at the mo' round here!) Noisy little feckers!! - But I love 'em!! :D

We had new neighbours move in , not far away (they were 'townie' types) - and they complained about the noise!! lol

Needless to say, they got laughed at!

Enjoy your Roosters!!

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06/13/2009 06:52 PM
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Those people would make good hog feed, IMO!
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maby he needs a hen.
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
My last one did that so I shot him and BBQ'd his ass.


Your mileage may vary.

rofl
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Bad man!! lol

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06/13/2009 06:53 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
yes they do that.
if he cant see ANY light at night he may stop until dawn
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[link to www.animalliberationpressoffice.org]

lmao

Those people would make good hog feed, IMO!
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Sure, because cockfighting is decent, humane, and good.

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06/13/2009 06:54 PM
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lmao

Those people would make good hog feed, IMO!


Sure, because cockfighting is decent, humane, and good.

jerkit
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Cockfighting is no excuse to burn down someone's home.
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06/13/2009 06:56 PM
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an old wives tale says that is a sign of someones Impending Death.
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It is bothering me.

Do you think my neighbors are bothered. I would not like to upset my neighbors.
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Time for the frying pan.
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lmao

Those people would make good hog feed, IMO!


Sure, because cockfighting is decent, humane, and good.

jerkit

Cockfighting is no excuse to burn down someone's home.
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Violence begets violence.
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
My last one did that so I shot him and BBQ'd his ass.


Your mileage may vary.

rofl

lmao!
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I'm serious man I used to let him roam free and I built a garage that's actually attached to my outside bedroom wall. There is no garage door. So he'd go in there and crow on purpose when I was trying to sleep the echo sounded like frickin Carnegie Hall.

So one day (I was working the night shift) he started crowing so I stumbled out in a stupor in my underwear and a .45 and busted a cap on his ass off my front porch.

That's Livin'. ;>)

Last Edited by Omega on 06/13/2009 06:57 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
"an old wives tale says that is a sign of someones Impending Death"

self fulfilling prophecy in the case of the rooster!
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06/13/2009 07:03 PM
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lmao

Those people would make good hog feed, IMO!


Sure, because cockfighting is decent, humane, and good.

jerkit

Cockfighting is no excuse to burn down someone's home.


Violence begets violence.
 Quoting: NoMoreCages

Yeah, those fucksticks will likely realize that when a friend or two is laying on one of their victims' lawns bleeding out.
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"an old wives tale says that is a sign of someones Impending Death"

self fulfilling prophecy in the case of the rooster!
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LMAO
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Evil Twin

06/13/2009 07:05 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
My last one did that so I shot him and BBQ'd his ass.


Your mileage may vary.

rofl

lmao!


I'm serious man I used to let him roam free and I built a garage that's actually attached to my outside bedroom wall. There is no garage door. So he'd go in there and crow on purpose when I was trying to sleep the echo sounded like frickin Carnegie Hall.

So one day (I was working the night shift) he started crowing so I stumbled out in a stupor in my underwear and a .45 and busted a cap on his ass off my front porch.

That's Livin'. ;>)
 Quoting: Omega

1 round of .45 acp...25 cents
Barbecue sauce...$1.79
Rooster...$10

Peace at last...priceless!

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06/13/2009 07:10 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
i had 23 peacocks once freely ranging especialyy on full moon nights on my gal roof.
they gallop in packs, scream like a banshee and honk like a big truck.
the biggest pheasant.
highly delicious.
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06/13/2009 07:11 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
beer-can chicken his ass...nothin better-
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06/13/2009 07:18 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
a hint- with tough old birds skinning is easier than plucking
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06/13/2009 07:21 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
It is bothering me.

Do you think my neighbors are bothered. I would not like to upset my neighbors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 702023

"Can't snuff the Rooster!"
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06/13/2009 07:21 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
Thank you for your input. I think he is bothering the neibors

Beer can chicken sounds good.
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06/13/2009 07:42 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
Some guys seem to have troubles with animals all the time !!

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04/26/2013 06:31 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
Yup it's driving them nuts, my neighbor has a rooster that goes all night, and country folk like to sleep to. Kill and eat the darn thing, shake n bake it's butt.
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
It is bothering me.

Do you think my neighbors are bothered. I would not like to upset my neighbors.
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Mine did not crow all night, but that rooster bit the dust yesterday.

On Monday I was in the chicken pin trying to kill a snake and there rooster was on the coop roof trying to launch himself at my head. Well day before yesterday said rooster trapped me in the pen, where I was trying to doctor his favorite concubine, he did this to me twice that day. Hubby comes home takes one look at the lead pipe I am carrying to guard myself and heads for the house for a lead sandwich.

Did not eat that nasty creature though.

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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
Time for BBQ!

There is a surgical procedure to stop a rooster from crowing, but would you really pay $500++ for something so stupid on a $2 chick?
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That's just inhumane, killing it probably would be less cruel.
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04/26/2013 07:00 PM
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Re: My rooster crows all day and all night.
WOW!! youre rooster is crowing like that for a reason. what is the roosters signature call? it is supposed to crow at the crack of dawn to get you to wake up. WAKE UP!!!!. the spirit is moving in a major way look at all the things happening from celestial events, mass dyeing off of different animals. major earthquakes all across the globe, to rampent war with many nations. please take this serious. dont kill that rooster set it free.

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