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The 7 Most Bizarrely Unlucky People Who Ever Lived

 
Jackinthebox
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I think I might have a place on this list. I was hit by lightning for the third time a few weeks ago now. I have also been shot twice, stabbed several times, hit by cars 4 times, poisoned, held up at gunpoint more times than I care to count, crashed in an airplane, went to school with not one but two different serial killers, and I'm sure there are a few more oddball things to round out my list. Anyway, enjoy this one...

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When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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So we get 2 miles Huh
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You should write a book.
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hf
I'd make you honorary # 8 in that article.
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I think I might have a place on this list. I was hit by lightning for the third time a few weeks ago now. I have also been shot twice, stabbed several times, hit by cars 4 times, poisoned, held up at gunpoint more times than I care to count, crashed in an airplane, went to school with not one but two different serial killers, and I'm sure there are a few more oddball things to round out my list. Anyway, enjoy this one...

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Well, you go all that over with now it is smooth sailin................
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BTW JackInTheBox what do you do for a living? May I ask.
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So we get 2 miles Huh
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thats what i was wondering wtf how could he survive that?
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Who was the other serial killer? We know about Francois.
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Who was the other serial killer? We know about Francois.
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Well, I guess the other kid isn't "tecnically" a serial killer. He blew away his Mom, Dad, sister, and baby brother before school one day. Well, the sister lived too actually. She wound up raising her own family in the house.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Who was the other serial killer? We know about Francois.


Well, I guess the other kid isn't "tecnically" a serial killer. He blew away his Mom, Dad, sister, and baby brother before school one day. Well, the sister lived too actually. She wound up raising her own family in the house.
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That would be a mass killer. Kinda creepy to stay in the house. Maybe in a strange way the family is still with her.
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So we get 2 miles Huh




thats what i was wondering wtf how could he survive that?
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Depends on the type and yeild of the weapon, not to mention fallout pattern, wind direction, sheltering, etc.

No set distance, there's a formula. Even a difference between air burst, surface burst, terrain, etc.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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You mean Francois that black serial killer from new york?
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Who was the other serial killer? We know about Francois.


Well, I guess the other kid isn't "tecnically" a serial killer. He blew away his Mom, Dad, sister, and baby brother before school one day. Well, the sister lived too actually. She wound up raising her own family in the house.


That would be a mass killer. Kinda creepy to stay in the house. Maybe in a strange way the family is still with her.
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Yeah, that's what I always thought. Everyone always says, no way, how the hell could she stay in that house? But it's not some Halloween movie. This was her family, reality.

If I was her I think I would have had a harder time with people bringing it up all the time. She worked at a store locally for years after that, dealt with a lot of people, very public. I'm sure she dealt with a lot of whispering and pointing.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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You mean Francois that black serial killer from new york?
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Yeah.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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BTW JackInTheBox what do you do for a living? May I ask.
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Out of work since November and homeless actually. But I've done a lot of different things in the past. I just got my CDL to drive trucks too, so hopefully I get a cal soon on that.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Thats kinda crazy, I worked with a guy from Wis. that worked in the choclate factiry with Daumer. He said he was quite but very polite.
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Well, you go all that over with now it is smooth sailin................
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Lol, I don't really think about it to tell you the truth. Life does what it does. I see all kinds of shit all the time. Just watched a guy almost jump off a bridge on Sunday. They talked him down though. Seen some bizarre shit though over the years.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Thats kinda crazy, I worked with a guy from Wis. that worked in the choclate factiry with Daumer. He said he was quite but very polite.
 Quoting: LHP 701379


Yeah, Francois had manners, joked around and stuff. There was something "off" about him I always thought, but no more than a lot of people I've known. In fact, there is one guy I know who really fits the same exact profile, and I don't think he's out killing hookers. I could be wrong I guess. But you know, box of choclates.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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I think I might have a place on this list. I was hit by lightning for the third time a few weeks ago now. I have also been shot twice, stabbed several times, hit by cars 4 times, poisoned, held up at gunpoint more times than I care to count, crashed in an airplane, went to school with not one but two different serial killers, and I'm sure there are a few more oddball things to round out my list. Anyway, enjoy this one...

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Stop dealing drugs and get kleeeeen.
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I think I might have a place on this list. I was hit by lightning for the third time a few weeks ago now. I have also been shot twice, stabbed several times, hit by cars 4 times, poisoned, held up at gunpoint more times than I care to count, crashed in an airplane, went to school with not one but two different serial killers, and I'm sure there are a few more oddball things to round out my list. Anyway, enjoy this one...

[link to www.cracked.com]



Stop dealing drugs and get kleeeeen.
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Lol, it's the name of the website, not my job. Lol.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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You should write a book.
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I've thought about it, but could never get it all organized. Half the shit I don't even remember until someone brings up a topic, and I'm like "oh yeah, remember that time...."
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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are you still naked in the hotel lobby?
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Who was the other serial killer? We know about Francois.


Well, I guess the other kid isn't "tecnically" a serial killer. He blew away his Mom, Dad, sister, and baby brother before school one day. Well, the sister lived too actually. She wound up raising her own family in the house.
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Nah, he was just a mass murderer. Serial killers do it one at a time.
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I guess playing the lottery would be pointless eh?
I thought I'd beat the inevitibility of death to death just a little bit.
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I think I might have a place on this list. I was hit by lightning for the third time a few weeks ago now. I have also been shot twice, stabbed several times, hit by cars 4 times, poisoned, held up at gunpoint more times than I care to count, crashed in an airplane, went to school with not one but two different serial killers, and I'm sure there are a few more oddball things to round out my list. Anyway, enjoy this one...

[link to www.cracked.com]
 Quoting: Jackinthebox

In my opinion, I suspect you are lying to us fukface.
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You should write a book.


I've thought about it, but could never get it all organized. Half the shit I don't even remember until someone brings up a topic, and I'm like "oh yeah, remember that time...."
 Quoting: Jackinthebox


Bad memory for bad memories.

Seriously if your luck is that bad hire an Exorcist or something.
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I guess playing the lottery would be pointless eh?
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Fuck no. He'd win on the first ticket.

Then die in a freak accident.
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are you still naked in the hotel lobby?
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Lol. Not today.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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Nah, he was just a mass murderer. Serial killers do it one at a time.
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The other guy killed two handfuls of hookers over a year or so, and lived with the bodies, his Mom and his sisters.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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I guess playing the lottery would be pointless eh?
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I hardly ever do, but I actually played on the day I got hit the second time. No score though.

Of course, I should have played 911 on the midday 3-way exactly 1 year after 911. It hit here in NY.
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6
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In my opinion, I suspect you are lying to us fukface.
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Well, opinions are like :dogsass:
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.

Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"


-Revelation 6:5, 6:6

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