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GET READY DECEMBER 21 2012! JACK VAN IMPE SAYS SO!

 
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Where's Rexella?
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well! Let look at this, some peoples will be shock if what he is saying is true. I do know the regeneration of this world is coming. and there is a Heaven and there is a Hell,some are going to each places. I will really be safe than sorry.
when that day do come. It do'nt matter if they are right are wrong,what they are trying to do is a work for the end time. It is about your soul going to one of the places that mention, and if it is real, I want to go to Heaven.I do believe and really believe than not to believe,and it be true and I go to Hell and burn for ever
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Van Impe had me all worked up for Y2K. Then nothing happened of course and I watched his show the next week and he never even mentioned it at all. I was like WTF. I never watched him again.
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Well, I've met Jack and Rexella a few times within the last couple of years.

Jack is the real deal. He's got that stuff in his head at the ready if you wish to talk about it.

You'll never meet a woman so genuinely compassionate as Rexella.

These two radiate love, warmth, and it's a joy to be in their company.

IMO, Rexella looks better in person and, assuming she has had work, it's pretty seamless.

That's about what I can tell you having met them.

Having *seen* JVI over the years, I think it's safe to say that as time went on, he became more and more open to extra-biblical sources. There's more to him than the Bible, though he's very intimately into it.

I don't think he's a prophet at all, nor does he claim to be. He's just trying to make what he can out of what he sees going on in the world and how it corrlates to actual prophecy.

There is room for error, and maybe he's made a few too many over the years, but I find value in his program because he collects it all, presents it, and it's up to you whether or not you want to consider his spin.

Personally, I find it hard to believe 2012 is "it" based on bible prophecy. Seems to me like a lot has to happen if it's the real tribulation...should've been happening already if 2012 is "it".
I'm not too fond of Signatures. Why would I want to end every post the same way?
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Rexella is a Kind soul and Jack is sharing his knowledge of Scriptures

They are Kind and decent fold IMO..

He might be wrong with his dates, but he is sharing the Gospel of the LORD..

Wether or not Rexella has had Plastic Surgery she is an attractive Lady and very nice..


I like the both of them...
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Does anyone remember five or six years ago when Rexella started to show her age rather badly? Suddenly she was "off the show" for a few weeks and came back on camera with a new face and (notice this the close-ups) brand new hands!) Her original face (although it may have been revision I of the original) started to droop. Her brow was falling, her eyelids were getting heavy and the nasalabial folds were growing heavier with each broadcast. They were smearing Vaseline on the camera lens with a hand so heavy that it was reminiscent of Lucille Ball in the movie version of Mame which she filmed in her mid-sixties! Back then, Miss Ball was so "soft focused" that everything else in the room became indistinguishable from the walls or floor! The make-up people and crew had a mandate to make Miss Ball look somewhere between 34 and 55 and not one day older than either, depending on the scenes.

This is the kind of thing they attempted with Rexella for brief time. Sadly she and Jack do not have Lucy's talent nor her money to pay for the best photographers, lighting experts, and make-up people in the business. Needless to say Rexella was looking pretty long in the tooth. Even her hair was getting thin! (I'm serious - look at the old videos if you can find them online!)

Anyway after her three for four week hiatus doing some sort of "good work" somewhere in the world, she came back with this near miraculous resurection having been worked on her! The most amazing thing was not the face and neck and eyes (we've all seen good facelifts thanks to Hollywood - and believe me, Ms. Van Impe did not scrimp on her surgeon or go to a bargain basement center! She had the best. And the results were excellent. But I was only vaguely aware that hands could be rejuvenated, too. Her hands were almost skinny, and somewhat witch-like to begin with. She had age spots that make-up would not cover on camera, and her nails (although perfectly groomed with light pink polish on them) somehow looked more like claws because of the boniness of the hands. Thanks to some fat injections, a phenol peel to resurface the skin, and the removal of a little elipis of skin at the wrists, her hands are plump, smooth, and young again - and she must be touching it up as she does her face from time to time, because the hands are still the same after these last five or six years. Rexella is in her very late 60's and quite possibly in her 70's. Jack is a few years older. Look at her! You'd never guess that was the case if you didn't know!

I guess good Christian women have NOTHING whatsoever against a facelift that costs as much as many people make in a year. (Rumor has it hers was about 44 thousand including the hands.) But then after all, they can afford it. I wish he'd do something about his hang-dog look. He's beginning to look like her father rather than her hubby!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 642285

It's really funny when people talk shit stating their opinions as facts. You speak as though you're an authority when really unless you're in her tight circle or a surgeon who's worked on her, you don't know jack shit. I don't know or care whether she has or wtf these 2 tv preachers are doing. But your brand of shit gets really old. You type of people sit in your dirty little corner of the world and spew horeshit speculation about celebrities of all sorts. So retarded.
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Jack is nothing but a Catholic minister proclaiming to be anti denominational. The Bible and evolution are not compatible but yet he still proclaims Catholic doctrine. People should be very skeptical of MS teachings which include; Benny Hinn, Jack Van Impe, Rod Parsley, Joel Osteen, Hal Lyndsey, Grant Jeffrey etc.. They all proclaim the Left behind scenario which is not Biblical to even beginners of the Bible readers.
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The person who wrote that was on the team that worked on her. Remember facelifts on a woman of that age are not weekend surgery. And what she had done was both extensive and expensive. There are the plastic surgeon(s), at least two anesthesiologists, a surgical assistant, the OR Nurse Supervisor, circulating and scrub nurses, and the hospital staff while she was in patient after surgery (probably for a couple of days) and then the staff at the facility where she went for her recovery after she was discharged from the hospital. So keeping such a surgery a secret or the details under wraps isn't always possible. There are too many people involved and they all know details or know someone who does.

When Demi Moore had her big "surgical resurrection" before she began filming Charlies' Angels, one of the nurses got pics of the actress on the Operating Room table with her tummy tuck in process. She was totally nude and the incision that would be used to remove excess skin and fat and give her a perfectly flat tummy was wide open in those photos. Needless to say her lawyers stopped the publication of them pronto and the surgical facility (a top notch one) was threatened with legal action for invasion of her privacy among other things. The photos were destroyed according to those who knew about the case.

I would be amazed if the author of the piece didn't have an inside track at the docs office or the surgical facility or the recovery facility. They obviously know what was done and what it cost with a fair degree of accuracy.

Does anyone remember five or six years ago when Rexella started to show her age rather badly? Suddenly she was "off the show" for a few weeks and came back on camera with a new face and (notice this the close-ups) brand new hands!) Her original face (although it may have been revision I of the original) started to droop. Her brow was falling, her eyelids were getting heavy and the nasalabial folds were growing heavier with each broadcast. They were smearing Vaseline on the camera lens with a hand so heavy that it was reminiscent of Lucille Ball in the movie version of Mame which she filmed in her mid-sixties! Back then, Miss Ball was so "soft focused" that everything else in the room became indistinguishable from the walls or floor! The make-up people and crew had a mandate to make Miss Ball look somewhere between 34 and 55 and not one day older than either, depending on the scenes.

This is the kind of thing they attempted with Rexella for brief time. Sadly she and Jack do not have Lucy's talent nor her money to pay for the best photographers, lighting experts, and make-up people in the business. Needless to say Rexella was looking pretty long in the tooth. Even her hair was getting thin! (I'm serious - look at the old videos if you can find them online!)

Anyway after her three for four week hiatus doing some sort of "good work" somewhere in the world, she came back with this near miraculous resurection having been worked on her! The most amazing thing was not the face and neck and eyes (we've all seen good facelifts thanks to Hollywood - and believe me, Ms. Van Impe did not scrimp on her surgeon or go to a bargain basement center! She had the best. And the results were excellent. But I was only vaguely aware that hands could be rejuvenated, too. Her hands were almost skinny, and somewhat witch-like to begin with. She had age spots that make-up would not cover on camera, and her nails (although perfectly groomed with light pink polish on them) somehow looked more like claws because of the boniness of the hands. Thanks to some fat injections, a phenol peel to resurface the skin, and the removal of a little elipis of skin at the wrists, her hands are plump, smooth, and young again - and she must be touching it up as she does her face from time to time, because the hands are still the same after these last five or six years. Rexella is in her very late 60's and quite possibly in her 70's. Jack is a few years older. Look at her! You'd never guess that was the case if you didn't know!

I guess good Christian women have NOTHING whatsoever against a facelift that costs as much as many people make in a year. (Rumor has it hers was about 44 thousand including the hands.) But then after all, they can afford it. I wish he'd do something about his hang-dog look. He's beginning to look like her father rather than her hubby!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 642285

It's really funny when people talk shit stating their opinions as facts. You speak as though you're an authority when really unless you're in her tight circle or a surgeon who's worked on her, you don't know jack shit. I don't know or care whether she has or wtf these 2 tv preachers are doing. But your brand of shit gets really old. You type of people sit in your dirty little corner of the world and spew horeshit speculation about celebrities of all sorts. So retarded.
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And he never ages!!!



Hold me! hiding
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his name means "of the imp"
an imp is a demon

this dude is a friggin joke of an illuminati shill-ass reptilian disinfo agent.
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bump for Rexella is still HOT!
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I was waiting for some jape to mention Rexella being "hot".
Good Lord.
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clappa

For JAPE
free your inner baboon.
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At some point in that womans life, she smoked a tremendous amount of weed over a long period of time.
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what species are these two? They have been around 35 yrs and look exactly the same
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His wife ages for both of them.
And he's been predicting the
end of times for the last 35 years,
wrongly.
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bump for Rexella is still HOT!
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Yeah She's does..

Got it go'n on..

..
 Quoting: .. 607535


If the world doesn't end, in 20 more years Rexella is gonna be a 100 yr old hottie.

cheer
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bump for Rexella is still HOT!
 Quoting: JUST HOLD ME


Yeah She's does..

Got it go'n on..

..
 Quoting: .. 607535


If the world doesn't end, in 20 more years Rexella is gonna be a 100 yr old hottie.

cheer
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if she has anymore cosmetic surgery, she will be able to blink her lips

buddunnce
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Liar.

Nothing will happen.
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Only Frankie knows!!
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Another False Prophet
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Another False Prophet
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I think Rexellas and alien grey....have you seen her head?
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And he never ages!!!



Hold me! hiding
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He is interesting to watch sometimes. hmm
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Only more proof to show that most Christian televangelists are working for the Illuminati to bring the body of Christ into more occult bondage. They talk about The Sybil as if she were some prophetess of God. Here's what I found about her:

"One of the most important Oracles of the ancient world was based in the Roman Empire. She was called the Sibyl. She lived in the cave around the 6 century BC near Naples. Before she gave her prophecies, gods of Apollo use to take over her body. “The god possessed the Sibyl. She made utterances in the altered state. Sibyl’s prophecies where collected in series of scrolls and housed in the temple of Jupiter. They were considered the most important books of the ancient Rome. Among the Sibyl’s prophecies, it was a distant apocalypse. She predicted that the world would last for 9 periods of 8 hundred years each. The 10th generation would begin approximately 2000 AD and it would be the last."
[link to all-about-doomsday.blogspot.com]

Is this from The Lord? A resounding NO!
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Only more proof to show that most Christian televangelists are working for the Illuminati to bring the body of Christ into more occult bondage. They talk about The Sybil as if she were some prophetess of God. Here's what I found about her:

"One of the most important Oracles of the ancient world was based in the Roman Empire. She was called the Sibyl. She lived in the cave around the 6 century BC near Naples. Before she gave her prophecies, gods of Apollo use to take over her body. “The god possessed the Sibyl. She made utterances in the altered state. Sibyl’s prophecies where collected in series of scrolls and housed in the temple of Jupiter. They were considered the most important books of the ancient Rome. Among the Sibyl’s prophecies, it was a distant apocalypse. She predicted that the world would last for 9 periods of 8 hundred years each. The 10th generation would begin approximately 2000 AD and it would be the last."
[link to all-about-doomsday.blogspot.com]

Is this from The Lord? A resounding NO!
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Thread: How to recognize that the Illuminati are posing as "Christian" TV evangelists
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If people count up the things that are supposed to happen early next year, the 21st doesn't seem so far fetched. Will something happen? High probability. The elite know that our people are much too lazy compared to 2000. The masses are mere putty now. So, why not? The people won't do jack squat.
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

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Take it from ol' Jacked Burton. 2013 is certain.
It's all in the reflexes.
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I've met Jack and Rexella a few times, waited on them at a couple of restaraunts in the Troy area.

Very nice people, and Rexella is very pleasant and charming in person and looks great. She doesn't look phony, like Joan Rivers, though she may have had just as much or more work, can't say. She just looks good.

As for his Ministry, I have to say that he's very eager to sign up for just about every date that comes along. Many people are like this, and I don't think it's sinister...just misguided by the flattery of one's own Ego, that someone YOU and YOU ALONE have it figured out and KNOW FOR CERTAIN.

I always looked forward to taking care of them though, you can feel goodness and warmth coming off of them in waves.

They don't seem to drink or order anything elaborate. Humble.
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Did you ever meet Chuck Ohman?
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JVI is known as the walking Bible...he is very sharp and knows his stuff...he can insert the quotes so easily because he knows them backwards and forwards(not that it makes him any better than anyone else..just sayin)..I actually like him...he can be funny, too...;)hf
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Buckle up.. & don't forget your helmet. shroom
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Who knew doom was so profitable?



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Van Imp? the imp

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