GET READY DECEMBER 21 2012! JACK VAN IMPE SAYS SO!

Does anyone remember five or six years ago when Rexella started to show her age rather badly? Suddenly she was "off the show" for a few weeks and came back on camera with a new face and (notice this the close-ups) brand new hands!) Her original face (although it may have been revision I of the original) started to droop. Her brow was falling, her eyelids were getting heavy and the nasalabial folds were growing heavier with each broadcast. They were smearing Vaseline on the camera lens with a hand so heavy that it was reminiscent of Lucille Ball in the movie version of Mame which she filmed in her mid-sixties! Back then, Miss Ball was so "soft focused" that everything else in the room became indistinguishable from the walls or floor! The make-up people and crew had a mandate to make Miss Ball look somewhere between 34 and 55 and not one day older than either, depending on the scenes.

This is the kind of thing they attempted with Rexella for brief time. Sadly she and Jack do not have Lucy's talent nor her money to pay for the best photographers, lighting experts, and make-up people in the business. Needless to say Rexella was looking pretty long in the tooth. Even her hair was getting thin! (I'm serious - look at the old videos if you can find them online!)

Anyway after her three for four week hiatus doing some sort of "good work" somewhere in the world, she came back with this near miraculous resurection having been worked on her! The most amazing thing was not the face and neck and eyes (we've all seen good facelifts thanks to Hollywood - and believe me, Ms. Van Impe did not scrimp on her surgeon or go to a bargain basement center! She had the best. And the results were excellent. But I was only vaguely aware that hands could be rejuvenated, too. Her hands were almost skinny, and somewhat witch-like to begin with. She had age spots that make-up would not cover on camera, and her nails (although perfectly groomed with light pink polish on them) somehow looked more like claws because of the boniness of the hands. Thanks to some fat injections, a phenol peel to resurface the skin, and the removal of a little elipis of skin at the wrists, her hands are plump, smooth, and young again - and she must be touching it up as she does her face from time to time, because the hands are still the same after these last five or six years. Rexella is in her very late 60's and quite possibly in her 70's. Jack is a few years older. Look at her! You'd never guess that was the case if you didn't know!

I guess good Christian women have NOTHING whatsoever against a facelift that costs as much as many people make in a year. (Rumor has it hers was about 44 thousand including the hands.) But then after all, they can afford it. I wish he'd do something about his hang-dog look. He's beginning to look like her father rather than her hubby!

It's really funny when people talk shit stating their opinions as facts. You speak as though you're an authority when really unless you're in her tight circle or a surgeon who's worked on her, you don't know jack shit. I don't know or care whether she has or wtf these 2 tv preachers are doing. But your brand of shit gets really old. You type of people sit in your dirty little corner of the world and spew horeshit speculation about celebrities of all sorts. So retarded.

And he never ages!!!



Hold me!

I was waiting for some jape to mention Rexella being "hot".
Good Lord.

Yeah She's does..

Got it go'n on..

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If the world doesn't end, in 20 more years Rexella is gonna be a 100 yr old hottie.

And he never ages!!!



Hold me!

Only more proof to show that most Christian televangelists are working for the Illuminati to bring the body of Christ into more occult bondage. They talk about The Sybil as if she were some prophetess of God. Here's what I found about her:

"One of the most important Oracles of the ancient world was based in the Roman Empire. She was called the Sibyl. She lived in the cave around the 6 century BC near Naples. Before she gave her prophecies, gods of Apollo use to take over her body. “The god possessed the Sibyl. She made utterances in the altered state. Sibyl’s prophecies where collected in series of scrolls and housed in the temple of Jupiter. They were considered the most important books of the ancient Rome. Among the Sibyl’s prophecies, it was a distant apocalypse. She predicted that the world would last for 9 periods of 8 hundred years each. The 10th generation would begin approximately 2000 AD and it would be the last."
[link to all-about-doomsday.blogspot.com]

Is this from The Lord? A resounding NO!

Who knew doom was so profitable?