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GET READY DECEMBER 21 2012! JACK VAN IMPE SAYS SO!

 
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I used to watch the Holy Rollers and Jack and Bishop Jakes and went to some the the "services". All great stuff. It's like the next step after a rock concert. But alas, grew out of Benny and the crew as well.

What pray tell is the next step? Real life you say? And what in fact IS real life?
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Speaking of sad old hags..

The other day an acquaintance held up her hands in front of me and said "LOOK!"

I said "Oh wow, they're swollen! What's wrong?"

She was pissed, apparently she was showing me that an age spot was fading.

Who would notice an age spot on those bloated things...

I doubt she'll be showing off her hands to me any time soon.
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This was made in 2007. Did anyone actually listen to the vid?
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Rexella turns 80 this week. Jack is 81.
In his book, "Between Two Ages," Brzezinski wrote: "The technetronic era involves the gradual appearance of a more controlled society. Such a society would be dominated by an elite, unrestrained by traditional values."

MuzzleBreak
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I've met Jack and Rexella a few times, waited on them at a couple of restaraunts in the Troy area.

Very nice people, and Rexella is very pleasant and charming in person and looks great. She doesn't look phony, like Joan Rivers, though she may have had just as much or more work, can't say. She just looks good.

As for his Ministry, I have to say that he's very eager to sign up for just about every date that comes along. Many people are like this, and I don't think it's sinister...just misguided by the flattery of one's own Ego, that someone YOU and YOU ALONE have it figured out and KNOW FOR CERTAIN.

I always looked forward to taking care of them though, you can feel goodness and warmth coming off of them in waves.

They don't seem to drink or order anything elaborate. Humble.
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So says William The BLoody. Lmfao its like they don't even try to hide it.
It's all in the reflexes.
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Dude.

Rexella can get the dick.
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What's next? That fat ass dude in the pulpit...what's his name..Hagee, saying that Iran is close to having nuclear bombs to use against Israel and the west?

Oh wait...he's been saying that for many many years now.
You can't trust anything these so called christian television evangelists say. They all part-time "christian" and the rest of the time they are masonic luciferian pedo scum!
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Jack who? total, absolute and utter BS... absolutely NOTHING is going to happen *except the Sun will rise and life will continue*..
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bump for Rexella is still HOT!
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Yeah She's does..

Got it go'n on..

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If the world doesn't end, in 20 more years Rexella is gonna be a 100 yr old hottie.

cheer
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Go Go Rexzilla
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Rapture-believing false prophet.
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Jack has stated more than once that he has memorized thousands of Scriptures. Seems he forgot that Jesus told his disciples that NO MAN knows the day nor the hour the world will end, not even the angels in heaven.

Huh. Did you know that he was called to the White House during the Bush presidency? Is he thought to be some sort of oracle?

Oracle: a person (as a priestess of ancient Greece) through whom a deity is believed to speak.
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But Jesus did say we could recognize the season.
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The Van Impes have been doing this for at least 20 years if not longer.

They used to be on a lot more. Maybe some TV stations dropped them, or they were away for a while, I don't know.
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Jack has stated more than once that he has memorized thousands of Scriptures. Seems he forgot that Jesus told his disciples that NO MAN knows the day nor the hour the world will end, not even the angels in heaven.

Huh. Did you know that he was called to the White House during the Bush presidency? Is he thought to be some sort of oracle?

Oracle: a person (as a priestess of ancient Greece) through whom a deity is believed to speak.
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But Jesus did say we could recognize the season.
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Yes, it is football season.
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yes get ready for nothing to happen
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Forget everything that all these people are doing and for what ever reason and take a look around you right now.

If you do not see the danger then you are blind as bats.

Go look at Jalarta. Pakistan. Cambodia. Veitnam. India. Africa. UK. All there coasts are sinking. Flooding tides are rolling in and not leaving. Look at Florida. Look at louisianna. Look at the whole destabilization of the East Coast. Louisianna Sinkhole. World Wide land subsidence and sinkholes. Gas Explosions . Methane melting. 72 Active Volcano's. Weeks of 6 plus Earthquakes. Indo Plate snaps in half. Island just disappeared. Feirce Storms. Solar Maximum.

We have a Planetary Alignmment on December 3rd. Galactic Alignment December 21st. The poles have now migrated 40 degrees which plants us in the red zone for a pole shift.

Anytime in December all hell is going to break loose. I think OUR Calander is off. WAY OFF.

Get off all the Coast Lines and Move Inland. Period. Right Now.
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My, my what a thread of judges. I sure would like to see my favorites here and their accomplishments.

First of all lets start with the video. Nine minutes of approximately 1.5 hrs of video. Did you see the whole video?
I don't know about his past predictions but I have been listening to him for almost 10 years now. If anyone ever tests anyone it is me. He has never said anything that I absolutely disagreed with except that he doesn't like liquor of any kind. He has his reasons and it is true that if you are drunk, you can kiss the Rapture goodbye! That is if you believe in it.

In the video Jack is pulling together all the scuttlebutt on 2012 from all sources. He is laying it on the table for study. He does not predict that the world will end on 12/21/12. In fact he does not preach "end of the world" at all. Jack watches the signs of the times--earthquakes, Middle East, Israel becoming a state, Israel controlling Jerusalem, rumors of war, and on and on. The thing is that all the prophesies have been done for the Tribulation to start.

Rexella.... did you know that she was in a severe car accident? And almost died. What would you do if your face was disfigured? Such poor respect coming from posters.

Jack and Rexella put themselves out there to inform the people. They may not always be correct but they always put out a correction when they are aware of the need. Jack follows the King James Version and has studied it for a long time. And by the way, did you know that he is an end-times preacher?

The fact remains that the Bible does talk of taking the Church out of the world. Not called the Rapture but there is good evidence that it will happen. Jack believes that the events will happen soon. He isn't the only one. December may well be the time of the Rapture if it is going to occur. Then and only then, when the church has been removed, will the Tribulation officially start--a seven year period with 50% hell.

So I have to wonder about the uniformed here. Are you ready? Just in case! I am-- I want to be on the first bus outta here because it will be like nothing we have ever known.

I honestly hope you figure it out because the time is short.
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this puts me in mind of the old show herbert w armstrong and the world tomorrow.

pastor armstrong spent a number of years on the air trying to convince people that the end of the world was just around the corner.

as he approached the end of his string, you could sense the desperation.

he must have known nothing was going to happen before he died.

i fear the same disappointment awaits the van impes.

sort of funny, but also very poignant.
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bump for Rexella is still HOT!
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Yeah She's does..

Got it go'n on..



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bet you said the same thing about the crypt keeper
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that fooker is crooked as a barrel of snakes
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Another false rapture nut. Rapture belief is an American idea only 200 years old, Christianity never taught it.
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Another false rapture nut. Rapture belief is an American idea only 200 years old, Christianity never taught it.
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The apostles and Jesus never did. The rapture is a crutch for those who lack faith. God is no Respecter of persons and if all His men, including Himself suffered, you'd have to have some large traces of self righteousness to believe that you are better than they. Here's their outcomes. It does happen (via bluebeam) and the only ones that "left" (they in reality go into hiding) are the famous false teachers and prophets. Leading to lost faith and worship of the Antichrist. Or, it happens and via sound waves, they hear "Jesus" speaking to them (they wouldn't be tricked if they had the Holy Ghost), and leads them to imminent death (Don't drink the kool-aide). Or, it doesn't happen at all and the deceived will personally hunt down to kill the people that tricked them. Either way, they will all burn. HOPEFULLY people will see the truth, because time is running out. They believe they will not see the Antichrist, but if he isn't ALREADY here and known *cough*, he will be in a matter of months. Let's pray that they find out soon.


(KJV)Mark 13:21-22
And then if any man shall say to you, Lo, here is Christ; or, lo, he is there; believe him not: [22] For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.


(KJV)2 Thessalonians 2:8-12
And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming: [9] Even him , whose coming is after the working of Satan with all power and signs and lying wonders, [10] And with all deceivableness of unrighteousness in them that perish; because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved. [11] And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: [12] That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

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1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

"The biggest sign from God, to let us all know that man can never be God? Death." - Anonymous
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Jack probably has a biblical reason for a 'shocker' during sex!
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lol I laughed so hard tears were in my eyes! Thanks for the laugh!!lmao
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Another false rapture nut. Rapture belief is an American idea only 200 years old, Christianity never taught it.
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The book of Revelation is clear the Lord's return MUST go down in the order of: seal 1 to 7, trumpet 1 - 7, bowl of wrath 1 - 7, ..., the Lord returns.

This order CANNOT be broken without corrupting the prophecy. Therefore you can toss out most eminent end time predictions because they violate the above required order.

Using the above order it can be seen that the third seal is not yet completed because people are not working a day for a loaf of bread. When that seal is done, the fourth seal will be broken. That seal is WW3 where everybody in 1/4 of the Earth's land mass dies.

Everyone gets hung up on stuff like Nibiru, the rapture, the mark of the Beast, etc. and completely ignores the above order requirement. All those things will happen after the 4th seal and most of the people on this board will not see them because they are going to die in the 4th seal and go to Hell first. Repent now while you still can.
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Haven't watch J.V.I. in so long, I used to love watching his show.

He's from Detroit too! Gotta love it!
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I know you all don't know me but I just want to say don't buy in to this 2012 stuff, the bible says no man knows when the end of the world will be, the angels in heaven don't even know. I have heard Jack talk on tv and he has said the end of the world would be in 2000, then he said 2002, then he said 2004 so I think he is a false prophet and anybody that beleives otherwise needs to research.
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hfhf
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So says William The BLoody. Lmfao its like they don't even try to hide it.
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I can't speak for William the Bloody, but I can tell you this...William the Bloody is the nickname for a character on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as he was a "Bloody Awful Poet"

So, I'm not really sure what anyone would be Hiding, or Not hiding, as you say.

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