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Im Married/Single/Divorced Because _____________

 
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I was having a conversation with somebody today about social networking sites and was saying that I don’t know why whoever created sites like Facebook, Myspace, and any other non-dating social networking site felt it was necessary to list your relationship status. There are plenty of dating sites available for people who are looking for love or a fling or a fast peice of ass or whatever and if I were pathetic enough to have to resort to the net to find a date I would join a dating site but Im not and Im not looking for a romantic relationship and thats why Im on Facebook and not babesrus.com or whatever the hell is out there. Besides lots of people don’t fit neatly into the married, single, or divorced category.

These sites need options like:
Married
-married single
-married because I don’t want to give up half of my net worth
-married because of my child
-married because I cant support myself
-married for the health insurance
-married because Im not willing to move out of my house
-married because Im too old to start over

Single:
-single because Im an annoying cling on with no interests of my own and as a result I have to be up my partners ass 24/7
-single because I have no self esteem and feel the need to know where my partner is every waking minute and if Im not included in all my partners plans I have a meltdown and make a total ass of myself
-single because Im an unrealistic delusional dumb ass when it comes to the reality of marriage and/or a long term committed relationship
-single because Im a narcissist
-single because Im immature even though Im over the age of 20, 30, 40, 50, etc...
-single because Im shallow and have no personality
-single because I have bad personal hygiene
-single because I try too hard
-single because I act like a bitch (applies to males and females)
-single because Im unable to control my emotions (not just the sappy ones but all of them)
*the word divorced could also be inserted in place of the word single under any of the examples listed under the single category


Add your own to the list please.
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Profile much?
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06/17/2009 08:46 PM
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Profile much?
 Quoting: Phoenix 2012


Huh?
human hater

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06/17/2009 08:47 PM
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i like huge long tits and milfs lol

Last Edited by Son of NEPHILIM on 06/17/2009 08:47 PM
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Meh...
We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.

Les Ruines De La Modernité-Pendaison De L'Humanité
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i like huge long tits and milfs lol
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So are you divorced or never married as a result?
human hater

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06/17/2009 08:49 PM
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oh yeah curvy thick chicks skinny is poo big hooters is a yeeeeeeeeeeeah
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Richard Strong

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I'm slightly constipated.
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next.
human hater

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06/17/2009 08:50 PM
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im in a relationship not married though
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human hater

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06/17/2009 08:51 PM
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I'm slightly constipated.
 Quoting: Richard Strong



is that all your willy can lift
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Only Me
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almost all men are pigs

how about that
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

human hater

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there not
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Richard Strong

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I'm slightly constipated.



is that all your willy can lift
 Quoting: human hater

That's my warm up set silly.
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next.
human hater

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almost all men are pigs

how about that
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do i sense not all well for you in the men department
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human hater

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I'm slightly constipated.



is that all your willy can lift

That's my warm up set silly.
 Quoting: Richard Strong



lol
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WomanInBlack

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06/17/2009 08:53 PM
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Not all men are pigs. Well, I dont know.
We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.

Les Ruines De La Modernité-Pendaison De L'Humanité
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im not a pig i can be a real cnut but generally 99 percent of the time im nice
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Richard Strong

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06/17/2009 08:54 PM
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Not all men are pigs. Well, I dont know.
 Quoting: WomanInBlack

Naw, we are. All men are pigs and all women are whores. I learnt it all right on GLP. It has to be the truth.
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next.
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I have multiple personalities? Did I get it right?
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06/17/2009 08:55 PM
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Not all men are pigs. Well, I dont know.

Naw, we are. All men are pigs and all women are whores. I learnt it all right on GLP. It has to be the truth.
 Quoting: Richard Strong


It HAS to be the truth, yeah, I read it too
We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.

Les Ruines De La Modernité-Pendaison De L'Humanité
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Not all men are pigs. Well, I dont know.

Naw, we are. All men are pigs and all women are whores. I learnt it all right on GLP. It has to be the truth.
 Quoting: Richard Strong



why you catch aids or sumut
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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06/17/2009 08:56 PM
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Not all men are pigs. Well, I dont know.

Naw, we are. All men are pigs and all women are whores. I learnt it all right on GLP. It has to be the truth.
 Quoting: Richard Strong


lol. If you take nothing else away from this site at least you take that knowledge.
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06/17/2009 08:57 PM
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I'm married because I believe that when you make a serious commitment to someone and begin to build a family that you work through any issues that come up and work on yourselves rather than give up on the marriage...
"God is dead" -- Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead" -- God
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Im Married/Single/Divorced Because _____________ I'm Desirable/Undesirable/Bitter?
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Im Married/Single/Divorced Because other people suck.
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06/17/2009 08:59 PM
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Since you're asking anyone know if Angel G is married or single? Wrote on another no one answered yet. Might register not sure depends.
Only Me
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Not all men are pigs. Well, I dont know.

Naw, we are. All men are pigs and all women are whores. I learnt it all right on GLP. It has to be the truth.
 Quoting: Richard Strong


Exactly
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

human hater

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06/17/2009 09:01 PM
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oh i get it now

well im not married because i need as many pairs of tits in my face as i can
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I'm married because.......I have found my soulmate!
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oh i get it now

well im not married because i need as many pairs of tits in my face as i can
 Quoting: human hater


lol, good one!
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06/17/2009 09:05 PM
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I got married about 30 years ago. Husband left me with an infant child never to be heard from again. I never divorced so I could never marry again...not to make the same mistake twice.

As far as I've ever been concerned for 30 years I am single, and thankful I had the foresight to install that brilliant failsafe clause.

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