CRUDE OIL IS FRESH VELOCIRAPTOR POOP - We are here to burn their waste

Oil is ORGANIC. Explain that. The official scientific explanation says oil comes from old plant and animal remains which makes no sense whatsoever so deep underground.

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Reptilians are Velociraptors

The velociraptors lived in caves to avoid the larger dinosaurs, just like how early man lived in caves.

No wood hut could keep out a hungry T-rex, so unlike early man, velociraptor continued to live in caves and dug deeper to expand them.

When the asteroid hit and wiped out the other dinosaurs, velociraptor survived because by then they were living in massive underground cities.

After millions of years underground, their eyes adapated to permanent darkness and their eyes became sensitive to light. Shunning the day, their only time spent on the surface is at night. They are the real reason we fear the night and are the source of vampire stories and of stories of Hell being below ground.

Wrong. Oil is created by the interactions deep inside the earth. It serves a dual purpose- lubricating the movement of the tectonic plates, and providing heat-sink to help keep earths temperature stable. The fact that we ar pumping it out faster than the earth can make it is why there are more earthquakes and more extreme seasonal weather changes.