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Girl dies of electrocution while Twittering LMFAO Darwinism at it's finest.

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Anonymous Coward
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6/21/2009 12:59 AM
Re: Girl dies of electrocution while Twittering LMFAO Darwinism at it's finest.Quote

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Girl Dies by Electrocution While Twitting in Bathtub, Apocalypse Draws Nearer
By Adrian Covert, 7:00 PM on Fri Jun 19 2009, 36,491 views

Two things here in what seems to be the world's first Twittercide: don't use your computer while taking a bath. And if for whatever reason you do, don't be like this 17-year-old Romanian girl and risk your well-being to Tweet.

The Austrian times says that Maria Barbu was, in fact, in the tub while using Twitter when she likely reached to plug in her charger with a wet hand, electrocuting herself in the process. You smell that? Yeah, that's a Darwin Award in the making. [Austrian Times]

Yea, that is really funny. You ignorant, inhuman piece-of-shit.

She was a 17-year old girl that did something dumb, any of us that claim we never did stupid stuff as a kid is a fucking liar. Hell, I should have been dead a dozen times over by the time I was 18.

Nevertheless, there is nothing funny about a tragedy like this. The only evidence of Darwinism in this thread is that you are obviously much closer to a flea ridden, feces throwing, simple-minded monkey than you are to a human being.

However, it is clear Darwin was wrong because if only the fittest survive, your ignorant ass would have died a long time ago (probably from suffocation at having your head so far up your own ass).
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your avatar sucks nucking futs. you are worthless.
Anonymous Coward
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6/21/2009 1:02 AM
Re: Girl dies of electrocution while Twittering LMFAO Darwinism at it's finest.Quote

Natural selection does nothing for Darwin
Red Hot Chilean Pepe (nli)
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6/21/2009 1:06 AM
Re: Girl dies of electrocution while Twittering LMFAO Darwinism at it's finest.Quote

For frequent readers of Darwin Awards site, this would indicate that Romanian women have trouble with understanding the incompatibility of electricity and bath water.

A famous Darwin Award entry is about a "lonely" Romanian wife that hooked up a dildo to a "rotary electric appliance" and went to take a bath and started to please herself with the improvised consolator. She fortunately lived to tell it, but the embarassment will linger forever as she was recues by firemen.
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6/21/2009 1:13 AM
Re: Girl dies of electrocution while Twittering LMFAO Darwinism at it's finest.Quote

popcorn
Anonymous Coward
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6/21/2009 1:22 AM
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The gene pool is a little cleaner tonight.
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