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Message Subject South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford missing since Thursday!
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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June 14, 2009

.....you'll want to stay tuned over the next few days for an important announcement from our founding editor, Sic Willie.

Seriously, it doesn't matter whether your blog is about politics, pop culture, pets or perennials (or things that don't start with the letter `p') … you'll want to hear what Sic and friends are up to.

Like Wu Tang, we're about to "strike a match to the underground …"

[link to www.fitsnews.com]

FitsNews is "Sic" Willie [Will Folks] former aide to the Governor who maybe, kinda, got fired, or left the job when he admitted to driving a "free" red convertible from a local dealership, back early on after Sanford was elected.

Sic Willie knows all the insiders, and blogs really good "inside" jokes about the state's politicians.

Sic Willie is a good source to help put out a fire on our missing governor.

What is more interesting is recently Willie said keep watching his blog site, 'cause he was gonna have big news for us. Don't know if the governor gone missing is the news or not.

We Found Mark Sanford

S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford is on a hunting and fishing getaway with a few close friends, sources tell FITS.

The second-term Republican - whose absence turned into a national obsession earlier today - is at an undisclosed location in the continental U.S. with a group that has embarked on similar outdoor getaways in the past.

A specific location for Sanford’s party was provided to FITS, but we have been unable to independently confirm it at this point.

This same group of friends reportedly went dove hunting in Argentina at approximately this time last year, our sources say, and the secrecy surrounding their getaways is such that even the wives of the participants are unaware of their husbands’ locations.

Obviously, that would explain First Lady Jenny Sanford’s comments indicating that she did not know where her husband was.

Sanford’s office declined to comment on the trip, referring to their previous statements about the governor’s absence.

Developing …
[link to www.fitsnews.com]

fitsnews? sure it isnt the Onion? LOL jk

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