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I USE TURTLE OIL SOAP & my skin is amazing!

 
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I USE TURTLE OIL SOAP & my skin is amazing!
Pores become tight. No pimples. And skin tone become even. This is magic! Bye bye LaMer!

I get the TURTLE OIL sent by a friend who live in South East Asia, also the Turtle Oil Soap. The soap is very good too. It gives me good, supple, and youthful skin.

Everybody ever tried Turtle oil & Turtle Oil Soap??
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I use 'turtles head'... my skin has a wonderful tan but doesn't smell too good.
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Those poor turtles
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I herd dolphin oil is good for erection problems...
We the people of the Planet Earth, in order to form a more perfect union,
establish love, insure global harmony, provide for the divine knowledge,
promote the I AM connectivity, and secure the blessings of manifestations
to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish
this Constitution for the Planet Earth.

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The Definition of Our Future:


Responsible freedom of self determination, becoming truly self-confident and free, to
unconditionally be responsible for oneself, without being coerced to accept some higher
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I use 'turtles head'... my skin has a wonderful tan but doesn't smell too good.
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Indeed the oil has a fishy smell.
But it works wonders
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Those poor dolphins
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I use 'turtles head'... my skin has a wonderful tan but doesn't smell too good.


Indeed the oil has a fishy smell.
But it works wonders
 Quoting: goddess ISIS 711239


Urban Dictionary definition for turtles head:

Turtles Head
Term used to describe when you are in desperate need of a shit and the crap starts to nudge your underwear.
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Sounds like a good product. I've seen it in the foreign foods & items isles.

I use Omega 3 caps. the oil inside is fantastic for the face, with a steam treatment. I wipe off the excess afterwards, and leave it on all day. It does smell fishy also, so it's on days when I don't have to go anywhere that I do this.
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Forgive my stupidity: How does one collect turtle oil?
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Just you wait til turtles knows logs on - you're toast!


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lol its not actually made of Turtles.
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Those poor omega 3 caps
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The original was made of Turtles.
[link to www.answers.com]
The oil derived from the muscles and genital glands of the giant sea turtle; melts at 25°C; used in cosmetics.

But the one these days is just a cheap knock off containing palm oil and coconut oils.
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Those poor coconuts
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Damn. I'm allergic to coconut. Guess I'll stick with my dermabrasion.
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Forgive my stupidity: How does one collect turtle oil?
 Quoting: Only Me


Step 1: Kill a ton of turtles

Step 2: Put them in a pot and boil them for a while

Step 2½: Mill/grind the turtles into a paste

Step 3: Malaxation is a slow mixing of the paste which allows the oil - water emulsion to coalesce. Small microscopic oil droplets join together into large drops which will come out during centrifugation or separation.

Step 4: The press separates out the turtle juice and oil and leaves behind a fibrous "pomace". Toss the pomace or sell it to someone who wants to chemically remove more of the oil for industrial uses such as soapmaking.

Step 5: Separate the oil from the water

Step 6: Bottle the oil

Last Edited by th€bbo on 06/26/2009 05:12 AM
We the people of the Planet Earth, in order to form a more perfect union,
establish love, insure global harmony, provide for the divine knowledge,
promote the I AM connectivity, and secure the blessings of manifestations
to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish
this Constitution for the Planet Earth.

-

The Definition of Our Future:


Responsible freedom of self determination, becoming truly self-confident and free, to
unconditionally be responsible for oneself, without being coerced to accept some higher
authority.

--

Denn der Mensch ist der Acker und sein Herz sein Baum, sein Werk seine Frucht. -- Paracelsus
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Those poor dermabrasion
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Those poor dermabrasion
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omg
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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did you know turtle oil is made out of turtle muscle and genetals. im serious. it is on the PETA website. hmmmm still LOVE it now?
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Turtle oil ryhmes with shmurtyle toil.......................
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whoever uses turtle oil is a big meanie. it may help your skin but it is terrible...... if you want smooth skin put elmur glue on your hands...... just your hand not anywhere else it will get too sticky.
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Did you guys know that michel jakson is bye bye
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Forgive my stupidity: How does one collect turtle oil?
 Quoting: Only Me


They MURDER the poor turtles. :(
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or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

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poo that sucks what will we do now????


sarcasm......LOVE IT
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who is this this website is used for turtle oil only
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I think it's terrible that they use turtle oil maybe they could use the oil of my FRTENDS i know it's you commenting and I will eat your soul if you don't help with the project thats due next week.
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TURTLE OIL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I USE TURTLE OIL SOAP & my skin is amazing!
Pores become tight. No pimples. And skin tone become even. This is magic! Bye bye LaMer!

I get the TURTLE OIL sent by a friend who live in South East Asia, also the Turtle Oil Soap. The soap is very good too. It gives me good, supple, and youthful skin.

Everybody ever tried Turtle oil & Turtle Oil Soap??
 Quoting: goddess ISIS 711239


You must be a Reptilian OP. Btw, I got some TURTLE oil for ya right here! ;)

jerkit
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Pores become tight. No pimples. And skin tone become even. This is magic! Bye bye LaMer!

I get the TURTLE OIL sent by a friend who live in South East Asia, also the Turtle Oil Soap. The soap is very good too. It gives me good, supple, and youthful skin.

Everybody ever tried Turtle oil & Turtle Oil Soap??
 Quoting: goddess ISIS 711239


Not as good as 'possum fat...can't beat it.
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Hemp oil or coconut oil will do the same damn thing, without killing innocent baby turtles!
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derp derp derp

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