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breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!

 
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breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH DISCUSSING IT
WHY???????????????
WELL A WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM THE CHURCH WHO HAD BEEN PRAYING FOR PATIENTS THATS WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!



DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH?
WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!

Now this is really strange, Nephew Zebulun was leaving UCLA Medical Center where he had been preaching to the dying when he called me on his cell ‘phone to say that he would be coming round tomorrow. The time was around 1.50pm.

He said he was in parking lot near the hospital because there were crowds of reporters around the front, and these were his word,

“So I’ll be back home in LBC’s penthouse in about a few hours or so. I’ll call you then, the battery on this thing is dying.”

I was about to reply when Zebulun broke in,

“Hey, I’ve just seen Michael Jackson running to a limo, he’s…” and the phone cut off.

I thought no more about it until I heard the news. I then rang the phone in the penthouse constantly until Nephew Zebulun answered. I asked him if he were sure he’d seen Jackson. He said,

“Sure it was him, a thin darkie chap, small nose awful complexion, long hair, big dark shades. He did one of them moon-walk things before he got in the limo.”

I asked if he had heard any news today. He said he hadn’t. He’d been listening to Gospel songs on the CD player.

I asked if he'd taken a photo - he reminded me in no uncertain terms that his 'phone had died (unlike Jackson?)

Now there’s nothing wrong with Zebulun’s eyesight… I don’t know what to make of this and neither does he.
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Re: breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
witness from church saw jackson runing into a limo!!!!!!!!
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Re: breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
this is amazing!!!!!!!!!

if true and its on a church forum with moderation i doubt they would let anyone just post and the names mentioned must be known to the church forums moderators!!!!!!!!!
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bump this is massive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
Two things..that I found incredibly humorous....

'darkie' and moonwalk into the limo??! wtf laugh
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Re: breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
and so it begins....

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Re: breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
please pin this dont let this stroy get buried like the powers that be want!!!!!
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bump this is massive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u r a jerk
get a life or grow up

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Re: breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
"He did one of them moon-walk things before he got in the limo.”


whatever
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Re: breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
Two things..that I found incredibly humorous....

'darkie' and moonwalk into the limo??! wtf laugh
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shit you know i didnt read that at the bottom
it makes it sound like a joke
but it is still possible that is what was said.
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Re: breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
Was Elvis the wheel man?
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Re: breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
He did one of them moon-walk things



Uhh riiiight...

He was so happy he pulled this off he did a little dance out in the open, come on...
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Re: breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
on seconfd thoughts on further inspection OF THAT FORUM IT LOOKS LIKE SATANISTS ARE POSSING AS CHRISTIANS.

SORRY FOR POSTING THIS I SHOULD CHECK THE FULL STROYS FIRST.
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Re: breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
"Landover Baptist Church" is not a real church. The website is the nest of people who promote intolerance and bigotry.

In other words, it's all fake. I'm sure OP knows this, most people here know this, I'm posting this for the few people who don't.
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Re: breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
"Landover Baptist Church" IS SO FUNNY

Satire is the best humor.
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Re: breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
this was a hoax hes not physically dead it was staged by wealthy individuals he was at the age where he looked in the mirror & realised wtf he was looking at & it hit him like a ton of bricks & wanted to die physical in the eyes of the world & ucla doctors & MSM was paid to say is dead hes going to get a whole new identity with plastic surgery & with the legal system & live out the rest of his life on the money he has left so michael jackson is dead & perfect timing for a distraction frm what coming
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Re: breaking news*********DID MICHAEL JACKSON FAKE HIS OWN DEATH? WITNESS AT HOSPITAL FROM LANDOEVER BAPTIST CHURCH REPORTS ON JACKSON FAKE DEATH!!!!!!
yeahh.. tis.. true.. Steve Fosset.. the 'missing balloonist' came to pick up Michael Jackson at the hospital.. where he met John Lennon in the back seat.. to drive off to meet up with Elvis who has his own underground mansion under Area 51, where John Belushi.. will announce he's putting the 'band' back together again.. but without.. Dan Akryod this time.. lol

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