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Crop circles made by TASMANIAN wallabies eating poppies and getting high

 
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Crop circles made by TASMANIAN wallabies eating poppies and getting high
TASMANIAN wallabies are breaking into the states poppy fields and getting high, the state government has revealed.
The strange occurrence, revealed in a Budget Estimates hearing, has also solved what some growers say has spurred a campfire legend about mysterious crop circles that appear in the state's poppy paddocks.

In true X-Files style, Attorney-General Lara Giddings said the drugged-out wallabies had been found hoping around in circles squashing the poppies, creating the formations - and hence solving the mystery.

The wallabies are increasingly entering the fields and eating the poppy heads.

That causes them to get high and run around in circles creating "crop circles".

"The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," Ms Gidding said.

"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

Tasmanian Alkaloids field operations manager Rick Rockliff said wildlife and livestock that ate the poppies were known to "act weird'' including deer in the state's highlands and sheep.

"There have been many stories about sheep that have eaten some of the poppies after harvesting and they all walk around in circles,'' Mr Rockliff said.
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06/26/2009 01:52 PM
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Re: Crop circles made by TASMANIAN wallabies eating poppies and getting high
LOL bump
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06/26/2009 01:52 PM
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Re: Crop circles made by TASMANIAN wallabies eating poppies and getting high
yep there making crop circles, after all these years it was wallabies afterall. :5:
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06/26/2009 02:00 PM
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Re: Crop circles made by TASMANIAN wallabies eating poppies and getting high
I didn't think they had wallabies in Kansas?
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06/27/2009 07:33 AM
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Re: Crop circles made by TASMANIAN wallabies eating poppies and getting high
Another fact about Wallabies.

Wallabies love group sex

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06/27/2009 07:40 AM
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Re: Crop circles made by TASMANIAN wallabies eating poppies and getting high
Yea quite common in Tassie. Only legal opium crops in the world. The bloody wallabies will eat your dope plants as well, and I speak from experience. Son in law is a farmer and is about to spend half a million to set up irrigation to grow poppies. Reckons it will be paid off in 7 years. Used to be such a good earner that the farmers could afford a european holiday once a year on the profits. Its all turned into codeine and morphine.
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06/27/2009 07:44 AM
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Yea quite common in Tassie. Only legal opium crops in the world. The bloody wallabies will eat your dope plants as well, and I speak from experience. Son in law is a farmer and is about to spend half a million to set up irrigation to grow poppies. Reckons it will be paid off in 7 years. Used to be such a good earner that the farmers could afford a european holiday once a year on the profits. Its all turned into codeine and morphine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 713016

I did not know that.
So our medical codeine and morphine come from Tassie.
LOL
Is monsanto involved.
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06/27/2009 07:48 AM
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**googles tasmanian vacation packages**
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06/27/2009 07:55 AM
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**googles tasmanian vacation packages**
 Quoting: JeepThang

I saw some documentaries about Tasmania.
Nice outdoors, I like to experience
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06/27/2009 09:42 AM
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Who is with me on petitioning to start a drug rehab center of Wallabies
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06/27/2009 09:51 AM
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They must have given up on Doug and Dave, two old farmers in their 80's, as the ones making crop circles.
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06/27/2009 10:16 AM
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Re: Crop circles made by TASMANIAN wallabies eating poppies and getting high
Oh Fuck the Wallabies

Lets talk about the nepotism, the corruption, the missings persons, the unsolved murders, the conspiracy of lots of different shit.

IE


witchcraft in the churches



suicides caused be "groups'


Brnai brnith












oh yeah those funny lil guys those wallabies




Fuck they LOVE 1080


1080?


is THERE AN ARCANE CONNECTION TO THE NUMBER?





oh the dark crystal in gray


lost its power one day


for the One it Sought


could not be Bought










unlike most other softcocks who wanted a bit of the action









get about much getting rid of rogue gm crops much eh? old boy?



Vale Nancy



Vale Victoria



Code of silence runs deep


while the gulity

run scared


not long now poppits