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Starbucks Pikes Place Coffee Tastes Like Hot Diarrhea In A Paper Cup. Who Drinks This Shit?

 
Anonymous Coward
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Starbucks Pikes Place Coffee Tastes Like Hot Diarrhea In A Paper Cup. Who Drinks This Shit?
I HATE Starbuck's Pike's Place coffee. It used to be that they had a different "coffee of the day" each day all day. It was nice because you would get Verona, Gold Coast, and other various coffees. Now you get Pike's Place hot liquid dog shit all day and if you're lucky and you get there early enough you get a cup of the "Morning Pick" from the one pot of good stuff they brew all day. Then, if you ask for the Morning Pick, they say "we don't have any left, it will take 10 minutes to brew it" making it like YOU are the ASSHOLE for asking and it's gonna be ten minutes so accept the Pike's Place and go fuck yourself Mr. Customer!

When the revolution comes, I'm gonna loot every Starbucks I see. Fuck Starbucks.
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07/02/2009 04:48 AM
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have a cup of tea coffeecup instead.. tea loves us and would never want to embarrass us.
Water always wins. :sun:
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and lulz @ "hot diarrhea in a paper cup" rofl
Water always wins. :sun:
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Re: Starbucks Pikes Place Coffee Tastes Like Hot Diarrhea In A Paper Cup. Who Drinks This Shit?
go fuck yourself Mr. Customer!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 715209


I'm going to use this in my sig, if you don't mind... lol
Water always wins. :sun:
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07/02/2009 04:54 AM
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Re: Starbucks Pikes Place Coffee Tastes Like Hot Diarrhea In A Paper Cup. Who Drinks This Shit?
Whut, you don't own a coffee perk-er-later at home?

You're getting reamed!
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07/02/2009 04:55 AM
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dont be a corporate whore - stop buying that shit
Anonymous Coward
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07/02/2009 04:58 AM
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Re: Starbucks Pikes Place Coffee Tastes Like Hot Diarrhea In A Paper Cup. Who Drinks This Shit?
How do you know what Hot Diarrhea In A Paper Cup taste like?
Have you ever tried it?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/02/2009 05:01 AM
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How do you know what Hot Diarrhea In A Paper Cup taste like?
Have you ever tried it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 716312


Your mom told me what it tastes like.
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07/02/2009 05:07 AM

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Why the fuck would you drink Starbucks coffee in teh first place? You must really enjoy drinking ridiculously over-priced coffee. Do yourself a favor and invest in a machine at home. For the price of one large coffee from starbucks, you could buy a whole can of coffee that will make you 20-30 POTS, plus you could brew it to your own taste.

Starbucks is for fuckheads who want to look trendy while they toss their money down the shitter.
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07/02/2009 05:09 AM
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Why the fuck would you drink Starbucks coffee in teh first place? You must really enjoy drinking ridiculously over-priced coffee. Do yourself a favor and invest in a machine at home. For the price of one large coffee from starbucks, you could buy a whole can of coffee that will make you 20-30 POTS, plus you could brew it to your own taste.

Starbucks is for fuckheads who want to look trendy while they toss their money down the shitter.
 Quoting: Debaser


I could not have said it any better.
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07/02/2009 05:15 AM
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Starbucks is for fuckheads who want to look trendy while they toss their money down the shitter.
 Quoting: Debaser


That is so not true! You take that back! I was at Starbucks the other day drinking my Granday Lattay Mockacheeno while I was Twittering on my iPhone and updating my Facebook about just how good Granday Lattay Mockacheenos are at Starbucks! And I'm not trying to look trendy at all!
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Starbucks is for fuckheads who want to look trendy while they toss their money down the shitter.


That is so not true! You take that back! I was at Starbucks the other day drinking my Granday Lattay Mockacheeno while I was Twittering on my iPhone and updating my Facebook about just how good Granday Lattay Mockacheenos are at Starbucks! And I'm not trying to look trendy at all!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 716321


u were wearing a sharp little pair of linen trousers from J. Crew and a cashmere V-neck sweater, weren't u ??? yeah, I saw you...
Water always wins. :sun:
Anonymous Coward
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07/02/2009 05:28 AM
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u were wearing a sharp little pair of linen trousers from J. Crew and a cashmere V-neck sweater, weren't u ??? yeah, I saw you...
 Quoting: Hillcrest


Yes I looked faaaaaabulous, daaaaaaaaarling!
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07/02/2009 05:31 AM
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07/02/2009 05:34 AM
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Austin Powers.
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07/02/2009 04:18 PM
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Pike's Place is Communitarianism

You get NO CHOICE, you must accept Pike's Place because that is what's best for the community (in this case, the community's tastes have been analyzed and determined by some dipshit kid just out of MBA school and the resulting lowest common denominator is Pike's Place). If you want something DIFFERENT you are OSTRACIZED by the Starbuck's workers and made to wait.

This is NOT what Starbuck's was supposed to be. You could pick ANY bean you want and they made it for you. Now it's overpriced hot diarrhea for the SHEEPLE SLAVES.

I HAVE DRASTICALLY REDUCED MY VISITS TO STARBUCKS SINCE THE IMPLEMENTATION OF PIKES PLACE HEDGEMONY. I ONLY GET ICED TEA AND THAT IS ON A RARE OCCASION.
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07/02/2009 04:22 PM
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Why do you drink Hot diarrhea, OPIE?
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07/02/2009 04:23 PM
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Re: Starbucks Pikes Place Coffee Tastes Like Hot Diarrhea In A Paper Cup. Who Drinks This Shit?
Why the fuck would you drink Starbucks coffee in teh first place? You must really enjoy drinking ridiculously over-priced coffee. Do yourself a favor and invest in a machine at home. For the price of one large coffee from starbucks, you could buy a whole can of coffee that will make you 20-30 POTS, plus you could brew it to your own taste.

Starbucks is for fuckheads who want to look trendy while they toss their money down the shitter.
 Quoting: Debaser


Back when I made good money and my company rented me Nissan Maximas instead of Econo-Boxes to save money, I enjoyed the occasional Starbuck's Latte when travelling. Now that I have to take the company van (loaded with tools) to business meetings I settle for the Conoco Fill-Up Special...
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07/02/2009 04:24 PM
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Why do you drink Hot diarrhea, OPIE?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 706997


I REFUSE to drink that shit. Read my post fucktard!
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07/02/2009 04:25 PM
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Re: Starbucks Pikes Place Coffee Tastes Like Hot Diarrhea In A Paper Cup. Who Drinks This Shit?
Why the fuck would you drink Starbucks coffee in teh first place? You must really enjoy drinking ridiculously over-priced coffee. Do yourself a favor and invest in a machine at home. For the price of one large coffee from starbucks, you could buy a whole can of coffee that will make you 20-30 POTS, plus you could brew it to your own taste.

Starbucks is for fuckheads who want to look trendy while they toss their money down the shitter.


Back when I made good money and my company rented me Nissan Maximas instead of Econo-Boxes to save money, I enjoyed the occasional Starbuck's Latte when travelling. Now that I have to take the company van (loaded with tools) to business meetings I settle for the Conoco Fill-Up Special...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25


I have noticed that some gas station coffee has now surpassed Starbuck's and is MUCH less expensive.

Starbuck's doesn't deserve to exist.

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