Starbucks Pikes Place Coffee Tastes Like Hot Diarrhea In A Paper Cup. Who Drinks This Shit?

go fuck yourself Mr. Customer!

How do you know what Hot Diarrhea In A Paper Cup taste like?
Have you ever tried it?

Why the fuck would you drink Starbucks coffee in teh first place? You must really enjoy drinking ridiculously over-priced coffee. Do yourself a favor and invest in a machine at home. For the price of one large coffee from starbucks, you could buy a whole can of coffee that will make you 20-30 POTS, plus you could brew it to your own taste.

Starbucks is for fuckheads who want to look trendy while they toss their money down the shitter.

Starbucks is for fuckheads who want to look trendy while they toss their money down the shitter.

Starbucks is for fuckheads who want to look trendy while they toss their money down the shitter.


That is so not true! You take that back! I was at Starbucks the other day drinking my Granday Lattay Mockacheeno while I was Twittering on my iPhone and updating my Facebook about just how good Granday Lattay Mockacheenos are at Starbucks! And I'm not trying to look trendy at all!

u were wearing a sharp little pair of linen trousers from J. Crew and a cashmere V-neck sweater, weren't u ??? yeah, I saw you...

Why the fuck would you drink Starbucks coffee in teh first place? You must really enjoy drinking ridiculously over-priced coffee. Do yourself a favor and invest in a machine at home. For the price of one large coffee from starbucks, you could buy a whole can of coffee that will make you 20-30 POTS, plus you could brew it to your own taste.

Starbucks is for fuckheads who want to look trendy while they toss their money down the shitter.

Why do you drink Hot diarrhea, OPIE?

Why the fuck would you drink Starbucks coffee in teh first place? You must really enjoy drinking ridiculously over-priced coffee. Do yourself a favor and invest in a machine at home. For the price of one large coffee from starbucks, you could buy a whole can of coffee that will make you 20-30 POTS, plus you could brew it to your own taste.

Starbucks is for fuckheads who want to look trendy while they toss their money down the shitter.


Back when I made good money and my company rented me Nissan Maximas instead of Econo-Boxes to save money, I enjoyed the occasional Starbuck's Latte when travelling. Now that I have to take the company van (loaded with tools) to business meetings I settle for the Conoco Fill-Up Special...

I HATE Starbuck's Pike's Place coffee. It used to be that they had a different "coffee of the day" each day all day. It was nice because you would get Verona, Gold Coast, and other various coffees. Now you get Pike's Place hot liquid dog shit all day and if you're lucky and you get there early enough you get a cup of the "Morning Pick" from the one pot of good stuff they brew all day. Then, if you ask for the Morning Pick, they say "we don't have any left, it will take 10 minutes to brew it" making it like YOU are the ASSHOLE for asking and it's gonna be ten minutes so accept the Pike's Place and go fuck yourself Mr. Customer!

When the revolution comes, I'm gonna loot every Starbucks I see. Fuck Starbucks.

I don't know about the taste. I don't drink because I'm not paying 5 bucks for a cup of water.

That is so not true! You take that back! I was at Starbucks the other day drinking my Granday Lattay Mockacheeno while I was Twittering on my iPhone and updating my Facebook about just how good Granday Lattay Mockacheenos are at Starbucks! And I'm not trying to look trendy at all!

I could not have said it any better.

I HATE Starbuck's Pike's Place coffee. It used to be that they had a different "coffee of the day" each day all day. It was nice because you would get Verona, Gold Coast, and other various coffees. Now you get Pike's Place hot liquid dog shit all day and if you're lucky and you get there early enough you get a cup of the "Morning Pick" from the one pot of good stuff they brew all day. Then, if you ask for the Morning Pick, they say "we don't have any left, it will take 10 minutes to brew it" making it like YOU are the ASSHOLE for asking and it's gonna be ten minutes so accept the Pike's Place and go fuck yourself Mr. Customer!

When the revolution comes, I'm gonna loot every Starbucks I see. Fuck Starbucks.