Why the fuck would you drink Starbucks coffee in teh first place? You must really enjoy drinking ridiculously over-priced coffee. Do yourself a favor and invest in a machine at home. For the price of one large coffee from starbucks, you could buy a whole can of coffee that will make you 20-30 POTS, plus you could brew it to your own taste.

Starbucks is for fuckheads who want to look trendy while they toss their money down the shitter.


Back when I made good money and my company rented me Nissan Maximas instead of Econo-Boxes to save money, I enjoyed the occasional Starbuck's Latte when travelling. Now that I have to take the company van (loaded with tools) to business meetings I settle for the Conoco Fill-Up Special...