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My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
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Phennommennonn 
The Queen Of Mean
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7/3/2009 6:10 PM
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kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face? 
***more importantly i question: if tptb/illuminati control the fads, trends, etc - why would they, if applicable go here; i mean what would be the gain in this kind of fad?
Last Edited by Phennommennonn on 7/4/2009 at 9:30 AM
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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coolhandluke74
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7/3/2009 6:11 PM
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He drew a circle that shut me out,
Daunted, rebel -- a thing to flout,
But love and I had the wit to win,
We drew a circle that shut him in.
[link to coolhandluke1974.mybrute.com]
Fight my brute!!! |
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tvtech3
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7/3/2009 6:13 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:14 PM
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luke im telling ya, he couldnt find the stuff so he asked the sales guy who looked/sounded like he came out of that cable show "queer eye for the straight guy" - and bada bing, led drewce right to it all. jeeze wtf here.
i kept calling him speedo torpedo all afternoon
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:15 PM
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Quoting: tvtech3
wait til babeinabunker sees this - shes gonna dine out on this for months.
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Only Me
Strawberry Girl
User ID: 701471
7/3/2009 6:16 PM
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:bobgasp:
lmao
So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in.
"Yes I will, dammit!" - Drakensang |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 631867
7/3/2009 6:16 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
 ooooh, sorry Phennomm......... |
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FreeFlow
User ID: 456207
7/3/2009 6:16 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Problem is when you get aroused, where the world do you hide your thingy then?
I am here to challenge your indoctrinated false belief that flaming queens don't use shovels ... |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:17 PM
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:bobgasp:
lmao Quoting: Only Me
and what made matters worse he wanted to try it on and 'ask me' if it looked good on him. man i let the one liners fly.
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 713289
7/3/2009 6:18 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
And you have shown yourself here in a red bra, so what is the difference? |
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ray16309
Nail the squeal!
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7/3/2009 6:18 PM
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Hmmm.... very peculiar.
"If you have a demagogue with a fanatical mass movement of personality cultus, who is imposing the program of 'Extreme Bankers' and finance oligarchs... That's Fascism". ~Webster G. Tarpley~
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 631867
7/3/2009 6:18 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
And you have shown yourself here in a red bra, so what is the difference? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 713289
Go away troll. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 654537
7/3/2009 6:18 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Smear a little butter on them and let the dog chew them up. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 612898
7/3/2009 6:19 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Personally I think he bought it for YOU!
He was probably trying to look sexy for you. Don't hurt his ego too bad. LOL
Laughing will do it. |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:19 PM
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ooooh, sorry Phennomm.........
id like to think he did it just to get on my last nerve but he seriously likes the shit.
i was like 'dude, this is fuckin pennsylvania and youre not david hasselhoff - you buy that shit and im calling it lame watch'.
Last Edited by Phennommennonn on 7/3/2009 at 6:20 PM
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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XLR8 
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7/3/2009 6:20 PM
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He'd get more mileage out of these:
Czar: 1) An unelected person given substantial authority over a particular policy; 2) sometimes used to refer to monarchs of imperial Russia.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 701645
7/3/2009 6:20 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Nothing beats Aquaman Underoos |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:21 PM
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And you have shown yourself here in a red bra, so what is the difference? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 713289
the diff between him and i - is that i make this look good
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 631867
7/3/2009 6:21 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
ooooh, sorry Phennomm.........
id like to think he did it just to get on my last nerve but he seriously likes the shit.
i was like 'dude, this is fuckin pennsylvania and youre not david hasselhoff - you buy that shit and im calling it lame watch'.
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The Magnificent Bastard
User ID: 265891
7/3/2009 6:22 PM
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kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[ link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
You suck!!!!!
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 631867
7/3/2009 6:22 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
He'd get more mileage out of these:
:phundies: Quoting: XLR8
I was pretty much on the floor laughing when I saw this ....
Tooo friggen funny !!! |
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DrKnow
User ID: 717522
7/3/2009 6:23 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Hey, YOU married him.... |
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Winningjob
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7/3/2009 6:23 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
luke im telling ya, he couldnt find the stuff so he asked the sales guy who looked/sounded like he came out of that cable show "queer eye for the straight guy" - and bada bing, led drewce right to it all. jeeze wtf here.
i kept calling him speedo torpedo all afternoon Quoting: Phennommennonn
LOL
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Only Me
Strawberry Girl
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7/3/2009 6:23 PM
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He'd get more mileage out of these:
So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in.
"Yes I will, dammit!" - Drakensang |
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DaJavoo
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7/3/2009 6:24 PM
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Root Suits.
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The Magnificent Bastard
User ID: 265891
7/3/2009 6:24 PM
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He'd get more mileage out of these:
Bro, because she started this thread, I'm not putting out tonight.
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 717513
7/3/2009 6:24 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[ link to 4.bp.blogspot.com] and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
if your swimming in the ocean they can't be beat. nothing worse then sand on the cuz'if. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 713289
7/3/2009 6:24 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
And you have shown yourself here in a red bra, so what is the difference?
the diff between him and i - is that i make this look good
I gotta give you that one. Good luck with the speedo issue! |
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Druid
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7/3/2009 6:24 PM
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Wow...
Uhm, Phen...
You may want to treat him a little more kindly, if, you know, you want to keep him in the future.
He is probably going through his mid life crises, and if you undermine him, he will probably think that YOU are the reason he doesn't feel good about himself.
A speedo is just a piece of clothing (true a very small piece of clothing...but still...) were as trust and kindness are vastly important to any relationship.
He may know you are kidding, you may know you are kidding and this still may sabotage everything if you don't handle it correctly.
Just something to think about before you go further over the top.
Best of luck.
And all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"
And I'll look down and whisper "No." |
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Only Me
Strawberry Girl
User ID: 701471
7/3/2009 6:26 PM
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Wow...
Uhm, Phen...
You may want to treat him a little more kindly, if, you know, you want to keep him in the future.
He is probably going through his mid life crises, and if you undermine him, he will probably think that YOU are the reason he doesn't feel good about himself.
A speedo is just a piece of clothing (true a very small piece of clothing...but still...) were as trust and kindness are vastly important to any relationship.
He may know you are kidding, you may know you are kidding and this still may sabotage everything if you don't handle it correctly.
Just something to think about before you go further over the top.
Best of luck. Quoting: Druid
You can't see me but I'm rolling my eyes right now.
So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in.
"Yes I will, dammit!" - Drakensang |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 545952
7/3/2009 6:26 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Sorry girl, He must be gay or Bi... real guys just don't wear them. You married a pussy.
kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[ link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face? |
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