kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
You suck!!!!!
Quoting: The Magnificent Bastard
Not iffin yer wearin' a speedo, bro. She won't be doin' no suckin', iffin she's laughin'. Czar: 1) An unelected person given substantial authority over a particular policy; 2) sometimes used to refer to monarchs of imperial Russia.
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Phennommennonn The Queen Of Mean User ID: 581503 7/3/2009 6:29 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
He was probably trying to look sexy for you. Don't hurt his ego too bad. LOL
Laughing will do it.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 612898
no hes a sick fuck he also wanted to buy those hideous striped golf shorts ~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
Phennommennonn The Queen Of Mean User ID: 581503 7/3/2009 6:30 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
You suck!!!!!
Quoting: The Magnificent Bastard
bwahahahahah ~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
Anonymous Coward User ID: 642285 7/3/2009 6:31 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
With the right body you can wear it and look good doing so.
The speedos show of the male equipment in a great way if you're well endowed to begin with. More than a few guys I know can't wear speedos because there is not enough room to get their entire package in the cup provided. So the trick w/ speedo's is to be large but not too large, otherwise you balls and cock won't fit in the cup at the same time no matter how hard you try to stuff it all in there.
Phennommennonn The Queen Of Mean User ID: 581503 7/3/2009 6:31 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
wrong we're common law here but we're supposed to put it on paper end of july.
hes flipping me off right now ~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
Phennommennonn The Queen Of Mean User ID: 581503 7/3/2009 6:32 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
if your swimming in the ocean they can't be beat. nothing worse then sand on the cuz'if.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 717513
sandpaper ass ~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
It's just a swim suit. By faith he sojourned in the land of promise, as in a strange country, dwelling in tabernacles with Isaac and Jacob, the heirs with him of the same promise:For he looked for a city which hath foundations, whose builder and maker is God. Hebrews: 11
You may want to treat him a little more kindly, if, you know, you want to keep him in the future.
He is probably going through his mid life crises, and if you undermine him, he will probably think that YOU are the reason he doesn't feel good about himself.
A speedo is just a piece of clothing (true a very small piece of clothing...but still...) were as trust and kindness are vastly important to any relationship.
He may know you are kidding, you may know you are kidding and this still may sabotage everything if you don't handle it correctly.
Just something to think about before you go further over the top.
Best of luck.
Quoting: Druid
we do this shit to each other - he expected this coming. ~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
Phennommennonn The Queen Of Mean User ID: 581503 7/3/2009 6:34 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
Sorry girl, He must be gay or Bi... real guys just don't wear them. You married a pussy.
kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 545952
trust me hes not - but his cheese did fall off his cracker to not only BUY it but fkn WEAR the shit with a clear conscience ~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
coolhandluke74 Voice Chat Mod User ID: 717083 7/3/2009 6:34 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
You suck!!!!!
Not iffin yer wearin' a speedo, bro. She won't be doin' no suckin', iffin she's laughin'.
Quoting: XLR8
hell thats almost as bad as sayin 'is it in yet?' ~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
coolhandluke74 Voice Chat Mod User ID: 717083 7/3/2009 6:35 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
You may want to treat him a little more kindly, if, you know, you want to keep him in the future.
He is probably going through his mid life crises, and if you undermine him, he will probably think that YOU are the reason he doesn't feel good about himself.
A speedo is just a piece of clothing (true a very small piece of clothing...but still...) were as trust and kindness are vastly important to any relationship.
He may know you are kidding, you may know you are kidding and this still may sabotage everything if you don't handle it correctly.
Just something to think about before you go further over the top.
Best of luck.
You can't see me but I'm rolling my eyes right now.
Quoting: Only Me
read his sig... it's even funnier.......
Phennommennonn The Queen Of Mean User ID: 581503 7/3/2009 6:36 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
You suck!!!!!
You are a very brave man, i would never be seen in a speedo
Quoting: coolhandluke74
luke - he said hes gonna drink a 12 pack THEN come back into the thread. oh im dead ~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
Phennommennonn The Queen Of Mean User ID: 581503 7/3/2009 6:37 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
With the right body you can wear it and look good doing so.
The speedos show of the male equipment in a great way if you're well endowed to begin with. More than a few guys I know can't wear speedos because there is not enough room to get their entire package in the cup provided. So the trick w/ speedo's is to be large but not too large, otherwise you balls and cock won't fit in the cup at the same time no matter how hard you try to stuff it all in there.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 642285
i feel an inappropriate laughter coming in ~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
ACDC User ID: 433433 7/3/2009 6:38 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 701471 7/3/2009 6:39 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
You suck!!!!!
You are a very brave man, i would never be seen in a speedo
Quoting: coolhandluke74
i would looooove to see you in a speedo So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in.
"Yes I will, dammit!" - Drakensang
Anonymous Coward User ID: 712420 7/3/2009 6:40 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
He just made my friends list for being more bold then me, and that is rare.
Quoting: coolhandluke74
he knows who you are he hears us talkin late nights. he said he will be back once hes hadda few. ~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
Anonymous Coward User ID: 716251 7/3/2009 6:41 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
The Bicycle crowd does it, I see them on the trail a lot, but not me... Some of those Gym guys like that stuff...Knee length Khaki shorts is as far as I'll go.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 630753 7/3/2009 6:43 PM
Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
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