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My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
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Phennommennonn 
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:43 PM
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??? Only Americans complain about that swimwear. In the rest of the world that has always been what men wear when going swimming!!!
Wearing boxer shorts while swimming is/was banned in public swimming pools/lanes in this country.
Must be some kind of bigoted prudery of US folks. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 712420
lighten up with the world going to the fucking shitter, and this country turned into an anal polyp - gotta find the laughs.
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 703474
7/3/2009 6:43 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[ link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face? 
you're quite the winner of a supporting wife |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:43 PM
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Quoting: Anonymous Coward 716774
oh hell nooooooooooooo.
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:44 PM
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Phennommennonn you really do sound like the Queen of Mean, I can just imagine your mouth going all day long yada yada yada 
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Only Me
Strawberry Girl
User ID: 701471
7/3/2009 6:45 PM
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So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in.
"Yes I will, dammit!" - Drakensang |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:45 PM
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kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[ link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
you're quite the winner of a supporting wife
by him buying/wearing them speedos i should just complete his humiliation now and finish him off with a nylon wedgie.
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Only Me
Strawberry Girl
User ID: 701471
7/3/2009 6:46 PM
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kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[ link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
you're quite the winner of a supporting wife
by him buying/wearing them speedos i should just complete his humiliation now and finish him off with a nylon wedgie.
wonder if they make manbra tops to go with his bikini bottoms?
So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in.
"Yes I will, dammit!" - Drakensang |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 668442
7/3/2009 6:47 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
I saw a guy at Margaritaville on Grand Turk
wearing a speedo THONG!
Omg.
My daughter was gagging.
I peed in the pool, cause I was laughing too hard.
Be thankful Phenom. It really could be worse........... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 717568
7/3/2009 6:47 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
This whole thread is HIL~~LARIOUS!!
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:48 PM
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I saw a guy at Margaritaville on Grand Turk
wearing a speedo THONG!
Omg.
My daughter was gagging.
I peed in the pool, cause I was laughing too hard.
Be thankful Phenom. It really could be worse........... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 668442
fuck if heda bought one of those id have flossed his ass with it 
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:48 PM
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This whole thread is HIL~~LARIOUS!!
hes on the couch laughing his ass off.
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Only Me
Strawberry Girl
User ID: 701471
7/3/2009 6:49 PM
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This whole thread is HIL~~LARIOUS!!
hes on the couch laughing his ass off.
lol
So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in.
"Yes I will, dammit!" - Drakensang |
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The Magnificent Bastard
User ID: 265891
7/3/2009 6:50 PM
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Hey guys, help me out here - one star her thread. One beer down 11 to go then this thread is mine (Insert wicked evil laugh)
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
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Mister Obvious 
Senior Forum Moderator
User ID: 717434
7/3/2009 6:50 PM
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Speedos aren't a big deal... they merely look stupid and the whole idea of a bikini bottom is meant for females with the proper body build. |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:52 PM
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Speedos aren't a big deal... they merely look stupid and the whole idea of a bikini bottom is meant for females with the proper body build. Quoting: Mister Obvious
STOP. Bingo!!!!! thank you MO.
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:52 PM
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Hey guys, help me out here - one star her thread. One beer down 11 to go then this thread is mine (Insert wicked evil laugh) Quoting: The Magnificent Bastard
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 630753
7/3/2009 6:52 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Phennommennonn you really do sound like the Queen of Mean, I can just imagine your mouth going all day long yada yada yada
:::confthkn:
Like I said blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and probably smoking and drinking at the same time ewwwwwwww  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 439828
7/3/2009 6:53 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[ link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
I've never wore anything for 10 to 15 years, I gave up wearing underwear because I never found anything that wasn't uncomfortable to wear.
Only gay guys wear those sorts of things all the time, |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 717561
7/3/2009 6:53 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
He just wants Phenom to see the package more clearly - and I, as a woman, can appreciate that! He is just workin' it! Yeah, the root suit is not for the public - but in private? YES. |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:54 PM
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kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[ link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
I've never wore anything for 10 to 15 years, I gave up wearing underwear because I never found anything that wasn't uncomfortable to wear.
Only gay guys wear those sorts of things all the time,
i was calling him richard simmons in the dept store too
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 630753
7/3/2009 6:54 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Hey guys, help me out here - one star her thread. One beer down 11 to go then this thread is mine (Insert wicked evil laugh) Quoting: The Magnificent Bastard
I already 1 starred it, too bad I can't vote again  |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:55 PM
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He just wants Phenom to see the package more clearly - and I, as a woman, can appreciate that! He is just workin' it! Yeah, the root suit is not for the public - but in private? YES. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 717561
he bought it to lay out in the sun in our yard - ffs i live in a geriatric residential. never mind the flu pandemic killing them hes gonna give all the old farts coronaries.
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 699917
7/3/2009 6:56 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[ link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
You have my most sincere condolences. |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:57 PM
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Hey guys, help me out here - one star her thread. One beer down 11 to go then this thread is mine (Insert wicked evil laugh)
I already 1 starred it, too bad I can't vote again
yea like thats gonna do anything the threads gone 3 pages in 45 minutes
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 703739
7/3/2009 6:58 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
And you have shown yourself here in a red bra, so what is the difference?
the diff between him and i - is that i make this look good
red bra? wait. wut? when did this f'n happen? repost pics lol. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 716916
7/3/2009 6:58 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
NOBODY looks good in a banana hammock. Not even Mario Lopez. |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:58 PM
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kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[ link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
You have my most sincere condolences.
im gonna cam him too when hes not lookin 
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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XLR8
Forum Moderator
User ID: 694615
7/3/2009 6:58 PM
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I'm half tempted to pin this thread.
Czar: 1) An unelected person given substantial authority over a particular policy; 2) sometimes used to refer to monarchs of imperial Russia.
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 6:59 PM
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NOBODY looks good in a banana hammock. Not even Mario Lopez. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 716916
he is laughing his ass off at your post. so am i. thats a good one. ^5
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 7:00 PM
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I'm half tempted to pin this thread. Quoting: XLR8
hes a good sport XL.
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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