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My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 712420
7/3/2009 7:00 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Its like i am witnessing a clash of cultures, because as a european i can totally not understand the female american mindset as presented here.
Are you all Mormons or Amish? Because this is the impression i get. |
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The Magnificent Bastard 
User ID: 265891
7/3/2009 7:01 PM
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What the fuck? She starts a speedo thread and I see cheap viagra posts on her front page? Who's the commedian here?
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
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Babe in a Bunker
Jockin the Bitches, Slappin the Hoes
User ID: 707525
7/3/2009 7:02 PM
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Do I need to have a talk with Drew?
You got it bad lover,
no, you got it good.
You saw the sun
like you knew that you would...
in spite of my confusion,
up above all my pain
I gotta death-grip on this vision,
here we go again...
********************
Kick my ass:
[link to biab1973.mybrute.com] |
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The Magnificent Bastard
User ID: 265891
7/3/2009 7:03 PM
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Do I need to have a talk with Drew? Quoting: Babe in a Bunker
Hey you wanted to see me in a speedo didn't you?
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
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XLR8 
Forum Moderator
User ID: 694615
7/3/2009 7:03 PM
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Do I need to have a talk with Drew? Quoting: Babe in a Bunker
Oh lord, it's ON!
ROFLMAO
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 7:04 PM
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Its like i am witnessing a clash of cultures, because as a european i can totally not understand the female american mindset as presented here.
Are you all Mormons or Amish? Because this is the impression i get. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 712420
vanityyyyyyyyyy id definitely my favorite sin 
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Babe in a Bunker
Jockin the Bitches, Slappin the Hoes
User ID: 707525
7/3/2009 7:04 PM
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Do I need to have a talk with Drew?
Hey you wanted to see me in a speedo didn't you? Quoting: The Magnificent Bastard
Don't blame this on ME, dammit!
You got it bad lover,
no, you got it good.
You saw the sun
like you knew that you would...
in spite of my confusion,
up above all my pain
I gotta death-grip on this vision,
here we go again...
********************
Kick my ass:
[link to biab1973.mybrute.com] |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 7:04 PM
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Do I need to have a talk with Drew? Quoting: Babe in a Bunker
give him fuckin hell babe.
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 712420
7/3/2009 7:05 PM | |
Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 7:05 PM
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Do I need to have a talk with Drew?
Hey you wanted to see me in a speedo didn't you?
Don't blame this on ME, dammit! Quoting: Babe in a Bunker
you did say that though 
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Babe in a Bunker
Jockin the Bitches, Slappin the Hoes
User ID: 707525
7/3/2009 7:06 PM
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Do I need to have a talk with Drew?
Hey you wanted to see me in a speedo didn't you?
Don't blame this on ME, dammit!
you did say that though
I've got to learn to keep my mouth shut...
Fuck, did he buy an array of speedos?
You got it bad lover,
no, you got it good.
You saw the sun
like you knew that you would...
in spite of my confusion,
up above all my pain
I gotta death-grip on this vision,
here we go again...
********************
Kick my ass:
[link to biab1973.mybrute.com] |
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refugee13
"oh well, whatever, nevermind..."
User ID: 655317
7/3/2009 7:07 PM
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there's nothing left to say about this...I joined the thread too late...my condolences to you, Phennomm...
"Livin' The Dream..."
"Don't believe in anyone, 'cos they'll feel you so much more"
"So break me down if it makes you feel right~and hate me now if it keeps you alright~you can't break me down if it takes all your might~cause I'm so much more than meets the eye..."
"Some people would bitch if their ice cream was cold..."
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The Magnificent Bastard
User ID: 265891
7/3/2009 7:07 PM
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Do I need to have a talk with Drew?
Hey you wanted to see me in a speedo didn't you?
Don't blame this on ME, dammit!
you did say that though
I've got to learn to keep my mouth shut...
Fuck, did he buy an array of speedos?
Just for you 3 sets.
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 7:08 PM
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3 sets of shinies 
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Babe in a Bunker
Jockin the Bitches, Slappin the Hoes
User ID: 707525
7/3/2009 7:09 PM
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Do I need to have a talk with Drew?
Hey you wanted to see me in a speedo didn't you?
Don't blame this on ME, dammit!
you did say that though
I've got to learn to keep my mouth shut...
Fuck, did he buy an array of speedos?
Just for you 3 sets.
You do realize that NO ONE wants to see you banana-wrangling, don't you? No offense, but... seriously.
You got it bad lover,
no, you got it good.
You saw the sun
like you knew that you would...
in spite of my confusion,
up above all my pain
I gotta death-grip on this vision,
here we go again...
********************
Kick my ass:
[link to biab1973.mybrute.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 612898
7/3/2009 7:09 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
NOBODY looks good in a banana hammock. Not even Mario Lopez. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 716916
Au Contraire, Mon Frère! Evidently you have never been to
a La Bare Club!
Those guys are so hot that the average guy found a clever way to increase their score, they wait outside at closing time to pick up women who are already...."pre-heated". *snicker* |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 7:09 PM
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there's nothing left to say about this...I joined the thread too late...my condolences to you, Phennomm... Quoting: refugee13
why do men think this is cool or sexy? its hilarious.
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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The Magnificent Bastard
User ID: 265891
7/3/2009 7:10 PM
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Do I need to have a talk with Drew?
Hey you wanted to see me in a speedo didn't you?
Don't blame this on ME, dammit!
you did say that though
I've got to learn to keep my mouth shut...
Fuck, did he buy an array of speedos?
Just for you 3 sets.
You do realize that NO ONE wants to see you banana-wrangling, don't you? No offense, but... seriously.
You begged Phen to send you speedo pic's. You threaded it.
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
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Babe in a Bunker
Jockin the Bitches, Slappin the Hoes
User ID: 707525
7/3/2009 7:11 PM
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3 sets of shinies
That makes it so much worse somehow...
You got it bad lover,
no, you got it good.
You saw the sun
like you knew that you would...
in spite of my confusion,
up above all my pain
I gotta death-grip on this vision,
here we go again...
********************
Kick my ass:
[link to biab1973.mybrute.com] |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 7:11 PM
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i created a monster with this thread bwahahahaha
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Tully D
User ID: 713789
7/3/2009 7:11 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
there's nothing left to say about this...I joined the thread too late...my condolences to you, Phennomm... Quoting: refugee13
Yep, same here lol...always coming in at the tail end..
Not too many guys can do speedos and make it look good...Lance Armstrong comes to mind.
Guys could never pull this off in Texas lol!
~ Write your fairytale ~ |
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The Magnificent Bastard
User ID: 265891
7/3/2009 7:11 PM
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3 sets of shinies
That makes it so much worse somehow...
Brings out my bronze tan.
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
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Only Me
Strawberry Girl
User ID: 701471
7/3/2009 7:11 PM
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Do I need to have a talk with Drew?
Hey you wanted to see me in a speedo didn't you?
Don't blame this on ME, dammit!
you did say that though
I've got to learn to keep my mouth shut...
Fuck, did he buy an array of speedos?
Just for you 3 sets.
Ooooooooooookay...now...where do you plan to sport these beautiful new articles of clothing?
So now I know what I have to do. I have to keep breathing. And tomorrow the sun will rise, and who knows what the tide will bring in.
"Yes I will, dammit!" - Drakensang |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 7:12 PM
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3 sets of shinies
That makes it so much worse somehow...
you dont have to see it live
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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The Magnificent Bastard
User ID: 265891
7/3/2009 7:13 PM
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Do I need to have a talk with Drew?
Hey you wanted to see me in a speedo didn't you?
Don't blame this on ME, dammit!
you did say that though
I've got to learn to keep my mouth shut...
Fuck, did he buy an array of speedos?
Just for you 3 sets.
Ooooooooooookay...now...where do you plan to sport these beautiful new articles of clothing?
For tanning in our yard. Fuck her I have the bod for it.
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
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Babe in a Bunker
Jockin the Bitches, Slappin the Hoes
User ID: 707525
7/3/2009 7:13 PM
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Do I need to have a talk with Drew?
Hey you wanted to see me in a speedo didn't you?
Don't blame this on ME, dammit!
you did say that though
I've got to learn to keep my mouth shut...
Fuck, did he buy an array of speedos?
Just for you 3 sets.
You do realize that NO ONE wants to see you banana-wrangling, don't you? No offense, but... seriously.
You begged Phen to send you speedo pic's. You threaded it.
Then I demand a thread of you showcasing your perfectly cradled junk in each of your shiny new man panties!
It will get pinned, reach 10 or so pages, frivolity will ensue and we will all forget that we are going to be nuked this weekend... it's a win/win for everyone involved!
DO IT NOW!
You got it bad lover,
no, you got it good.
You saw the sun
like you knew that you would...
in spite of my confusion,
up above all my pain
I gotta death-grip on this vision,
here we go again...
********************
Kick my ass:
[link to biab1973.mybrute.com] |
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refugee13
"oh well, whatever, nevermind..."
User ID: 655317
7/3/2009 7:14 PM
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there's nothing left to say about this...I joined the thread too late...my condolences to you, Phennomm...
Yep, same here lol...always coming in at the tail end..
Not too many guys can do speedos and make it look good...Lance Armstrong comes to mind.
Guys could never pull this off in Texas lol! Quoting: Tully D
we have a guy here in Haslett that runs everyday in speedos...and he has a mullet...I think he thinks everyone is staring because he looks good...
"Livin' The Dream..."
"Don't believe in anyone, 'cos they'll feel you so much more"
"So break me down if it makes you feel right~and hate me now if it keeps you alright~you can't break me down if it takes all your might~cause I'm so much more than meets the eye..."
"Some people would bitch if their ice cream was cold..."
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molson
User ID: 498022
7/3/2009 7:14 PM
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He just wants Phenom to see the package more clearly - and I, as a woman, can appreciate that! He is just workin' it! Yeah, the root suit is not for the public - but in private? YES.
he bought it to lay out in the sun in our yard - ffs i live in a geriatric residential. never mind the flu pandemic killing them hes gonna give all the old farts coronaries. Quoting: Phennommennonn
Maybe all the old gals will be hittin' on him. ;)
When i was 42, i was out in the yard drinkin' beer while wearing only normal shorts. The 62 yr old woman next door was ogling me and then came to the fence to chat me up. The thing was, she had a face like a potato, no teeth and these long flat cow tongue tits that draped down to her big beer gut, then out over the belly until they aimed down again. Yikes!
My wife was watching from the window and she laughed about that for years. :)
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 7:15 PM
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Do I need to have a talk with Drew?
Hey you wanted to see me in a speedo didn't you?
Don't blame this on ME, dammit!
you did say that though
I've got to learn to keep my mouth shut...
Fuck, did he buy an array of speedos?
Just for you 3 sets.
You do realize that NO ONE wants to see you banana-wrangling, don't you? No offense, but... seriously.
You begged Phen to send you speedo pic's. You threaded it.
Then I demand a thread of you showcasing your perfectly cradled junk in each of your shiny new man panties!
It will get pinned, reach 10 or so pages, frivolity will ensue and we will all forget that we are going to be nuked this weekend... it's a win/win for everyone involved!
DO IT NOW!
OMFG hes gonna do it. brb i have to get the camera
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Tully D
User ID: 713789
7/3/2009 7:16 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
there's nothing left to say about this...I joined the thread too late...my condolences to you, Phennomm...
Yep, same here lol...always coming in at the tail end..
Not too many guys can do speedos and make it look good...Lance Armstrong comes to mind.
Guys could never pull this off in Texas lol!
we have a guy here in Haslett that runs everyday in speedos...and he has a mullet...I think he thinks everyone is staring because he looks good... Quoting: refugee13
 ...that's sad haha!
~ Write your fairytale ~ |
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