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My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!!
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Evil Twin  
Senior Forum Moderator
7/3/2009 8:28 PM
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Remember when they were "In" back in the late 70's? All the guys on the beach were wearing them.
<shudder>
My Dad has a picture of me when I was like 10, sittin on the beach in a marble sack and some oversized Poncharello sunglasses. I will burn that pic one of these days! |
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Babe in a Bunker
Jockin the Bitches, Slappin the Hoes
User ID: 707525
7/3/2009 8:29 PM
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Remember when they were "In" back in the late 70's? All the guys on the beach were wearing them.
<shudder>
My Dad has a picture of me when I was like 10, sittin on the beach in a marble sack and some oversized Poncharello sunglasses. I will burn that pic one of these days! Quoting: Evil Twin
Not before you post that bitch for all to see.
You got it bad lover,
no, you got it good.
You saw the sun
like you knew that you would...
in spite of my confusion,
up above all my pain
I gotta death-grip on this vision,
here we go again...
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Kick my ass:
[link to biab1973.mybrute.com] |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 8:30 PM
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Quoting: Anonymous Coward 701274
drew cracked up. good one.
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 631867
7/3/2009 8:30 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Gotta say, thanx Phennomm...
Best thread of the day....
Always love the Phennomm and Babe In A Bunker team ...
You guys are too funny......
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 8:33 PM
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Remember when they were "In" back in the late 70's? All the guys on the beach were wearing them.
<shudder>
My Dad has a picture of me when I was like 10, sittin on the beach in a marble sack and some oversized Poncharello sunglasses. I will burn that pic one of these days! Quoting: Evil Twin
drew said welcome to the shun club.
btw hes hysterical over marble sack, and from another post bromance - i have to agree some of the posts in this thread have been A+ in laughs.
Last Edited by Phennommennonn on 7/3/2009 at 8:33 PM
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 8:33 PM
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Remember when they were "In" back in the late 70's? All the guys on the beach were wearing them.
<shudder>
My Dad has a picture of me when I was like 10, sittin on the beach in a marble sack and some oversized Poncharello sunglasses. I will burn that pic one of these days!
Not before you post that bitch for all to see. Quoting: Babe in a Bunker
if he does that he'd be committing mod suicide
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 8:34 PM
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Gotta say, thanx Phennomm...
Best thread of the day....
Always love the Phennomm and Babe In A Bunker team ...
You guys are too funny......
shes the best isnt she? i owe this thread to her - she egged drew on about the speedo.
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Evil Twin
Senior Forum Moderator
7/3/2009 8:36 PM
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Remember when they were "In" back in the late 70's? All the guys on the beach were wearing them.
<shudder>
My Dad has a picture of me when I was like 10, sittin on the beach in a marble sack and some oversized Poncharello sunglasses. I will burn that pic one of these days!
Not before you post that bitch for all to see.
if he does that he'd be committing mod suicide Quoting: Phennommennonn
LOL
I'd probably get arrested for child porn these days! |
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NOLADOG
User ID: 466677
7/3/2009 8:38 PM
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I feel for your shame.
"V" for Vendetta..SUCKS MORE than George Noory EVER COULD!!!!! |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 8:40 PM
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Remember when they were "In" back in the late 70's? All the guys on the beach were wearing them.
<shudder>
My Dad has a picture of me when I was like 10, sittin on the beach in a marble sack and some oversized Poncharello sunglasses. I will burn that pic one of these days!
Not before you post that bitch for all to see.
if he does that he'd be committing mod suicide
LOL
I'd probably get arrested for child porn these days! Quoting: Evil Twin
yanno youre right. remember that news thing where some 13 yr old girl sent pics via txt message of her naked to her friends and she got arrested for distributing child porn?
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 704316
7/3/2009 8:45 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
you will be tea=bagged tonite.... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 612898
7/3/2009 8:46 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 701274
OMG!!!!! 
Need to Nair the hair though. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 612898
7/3/2009 8:51 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Remember when they were "In" back in the late 70's? All the guys on the beach were wearing them.
<shudder>
My Dad has a picture of me when I was like 10, sittin on the beach in a marble sack and some oversized Poncharello sunglasses. I will burn that pic one of these days!
Not before you post that bitch for all to see.
if he does that he'd be committing mod suicide
LOL
I'd probably get arrested for child porn these days! Quoting: Evil Twin
Thank that's bad. One of my grandparents was a nudist! I know of a few pics of me as a kid at a beach wearing nothing but a blond ponytail. Cant wait to get my hands on those. |
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Evil Twin
Senior Forum Moderator
7/3/2009 8:52 PM
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Remember when they were "In" back in the late 70's? All the guys on the beach were wearing them.
<shudder>
My Dad has a picture of me when I was like 10, sittin on the beach in a marble sack and some oversized Poncharello sunglasses. I will burn that pic one of these days!
Not before you post that bitch for all to see.
if he does that he'd be committing mod suicide
LOL
I'd probably get arrested for child porn these days!
yanno youre right. remember that news thing where some 13 yr old girl sent pics via txt message of her naked to her friends and she got arrested for distributing child porn? Quoting: Phennommennonn
seriously?
geeze! |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/3/2009 8:56 PM
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Remember when they were "In" back in the late 70's? All the guys on the beach were wearing them.
<shudder>
My Dad has a picture of me when I was like 10, sittin on the beach in a marble sack and some oversized Poncharello sunglasses. I will burn that pic one of these days!
Not before you post that bitch for all to see.
if he does that he'd be committing mod suicide
LOL
I'd probably get arrested for child porn these days!
yanno youre right. remember that news thing where some 13 yr old girl sent pics via txt message of her naked to her friends and she got arrested for distributing child porn?
seriously?
geeze! Quoting: Evil Twin
happened here in pa twin
[link to www.thelegality.com]
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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coolhandluke74
Voice Chat Mod
User ID: 717083
7/4/2009 8:28 AM
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drum roll please.........
introducing speedo torpedo 
:speedotorp:
He drew a circle that shut me out,
Daunted, rebel -- a thing to flout,
But love and I had the wit to win,
We drew a circle that shut him in.
[link to coolhandluke1974.mybrute.com]
Fight my brute!!! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 714793
7/4/2009 8:30 AM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[ link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face? 
Thanks I needed cheering up....you're a star..... |
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The Magnificent Bastard
User ID: 254206
7/4/2009 8:31 AM
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Bro you just "had" to bump the thread? lol. Fuck it's all in fun. I don't give a shit. There was some great laughs in this thread wasn't there?
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
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The Magnificent Bastard
User ID: 254206
7/4/2009 8:33 AM
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Luke I added you to my BL.
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
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coolhandluke74
Voice Chat Mod
User ID: 717083
7/4/2009 8:33 AM
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Bro you just "had" to bump the thread? lol. Fuck it's all in fun. I don't give a shit. There was some great laughs in this thread wasn't there? Quoting: The Magnificent Bastard
Yes
He drew a circle that shut me out,
Daunted, rebel -- a thing to flout,
But love and I had the wit to win,
We drew a circle that shut him in.
[link to coolhandluke1974.mybrute.com]
Fight my brute!!! |
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coolhandluke74
Voice Chat Mod
User ID: 717083
7/4/2009 8:33 AM
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Luke I added you to my BL. Quoting: The Magnificent Bastard
Cool bro
He drew a circle that shut me out,
Daunted, rebel -- a thing to flout,
But love and I had the wit to win,
We drew a circle that shut him in.
[link to coolhandluke1974.mybrute.com]
Fight my brute!!! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 714793
7/4/2009 8:34 AM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
He'd get more mileage out of these:
:phundies:
Bro, because she started this thread, I'm not putting out tonight. Quoting: The Magnificent Bastard
Good for you!...Stand your ground....  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 717934
7/4/2009 8:37 AM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Speedos are ghey.
I mean really GA-HEY.
Nice to know the economy is so fuckin' great that your hubby can afford to piss money away on something so stupid.
Should be buying survival food, water, ammo, etc.
Instead doofus is buying friggin' ghey underwear.
Dayum. |
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/4/2009 8:41 AM
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Speedos are ghey.
I mean really GA-HEY.
Nice to know the economy is so fuckin' great that your hubby can afford to piss money away on something so stupid.
Should be buying survival food, water, ammo, etc.
Instead doofus is buying friggin' ghey underwear.
Dayum. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 717934
we're fully prepped here. no worries on that. the dude needed boy hammocks; poor choice but he needed them.
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/4/2009 8:48 AM
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i cant wait to start hanging his speedos on the laundry line
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 717902
7/4/2009 8:55 AM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Luke I added you to my BL. Quoting: The Magnificent Bastard
Luke, I just added you to Craigslist.  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 717902
7/4/2009 8:57 AM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
i cant wait to start hanging his speedos on the laundry line
Speedos dry faster if you put them on a car antenna! |
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coolhandluke74
Voice Chat Mod
User ID: 717083
7/4/2009 8:58 AM
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Luke I added you to my BL.
Luke, I just added you to Craigslist.
He drew a circle that shut me out,
Daunted, rebel -- a thing to flout,
But love and I had the wit to win,
We drew a circle that shut him in.
[link to coolhandluke1974.mybrute.com]
Fight my brute!!! |
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refugee13
"oh well, whatever, nevermind..."
User ID: 655317
7/4/2009 9:04 AM
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i cant wait to start hanging his speedos on the laundry line
I hope someone with a panty fetish doesn't steal them...
"Livin' The Dream..."
"Don't believe in anyone, 'cos they'll feel you so much more"
"So break me down if it makes you feel right~and hate me now if it keeps you alright~you can't break me down if it takes all your might~cause I'm so much more than meets the eye..."
"Some people would bitch if their ice cream was cold..."
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Anonymous Coward
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