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| cosmic yo yo
User ID: 699942
7/4/2009 11:06 PM
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| hardboiledheretic
User ID: 716940
7/4/2009 11:08 PM
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kohl's has Speedo shorts, tanks and the infamous speedo torpedo <shudders>
[ link to 4.bp.blogspot.com]
and he bought sets -
guys, how the fuck can you wear that shit with a straight face?
***more importantly i question: if tptb/illuminati control the fads, trends, etc - why would they, if applicable go here; i mean what would be the gain in this kind of fad?
Hi Phenomm, here is a true story.
My neighbor two doors down, older man, probably pushing 70, is outside all the time in his yellow speedo, starting as early as the first warm spring day (April).
He must have a suntan bed in his house because he always has a tan.
At least he doesn't act like a pervert but ferchrissakes, he's always out there and whenever I have company, people ask me wtf is up with the neighbor?
I don't know him, we've never spoken. He ignores me thank god. He's married too. An old blond chubby lady.
The poor neighbor in between us has teenage kids. When their friends come to visit they bust out laughing. He hears it and gets angry....
To make a long story short.
h
PS - I've lived here almost 5 years and I can see that the elastic is stretching out lol |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 642285
7/4/2009 11:13 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
Saw the pic.
Tell him to NEVER wear those in public. NEVER!
Not a bad body for a guy of 45. But not the kind you show off in a pair of speedo's either. And just for the record - speedo's and glasses are NOT cool together. NEVER.
This boy needs a lot less beer and a lot of time at the gym with a good trainer. Sorry to be blunt, but he's not gonna pull of the speedo routine without loosing that gut.
I'll give him kudo's for having the balls to allow that pic to be posted online however. Personally if someone had a pic of me looking like that, I'd fucking shoot them if it showed up anywhere other than their own hard disk!
At least he seemed to notice the cup is small. Lucky you, girl! |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 426399
7/4/2009 11:20 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
A friggi`n bananna hammock, ugh! |
| IscopeU
User ID: 645417
7/4/2009 11:31 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
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| Phennommennonn 
The Queen Of Mean
User ID: 581503
7/4/2009 11:37 PM
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Last Edited by Phennommennonn on 7/5/2009 at 3:20 AM
~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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| Flaming Sword
User ID: 715153
7/4/2009 11:40 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
'cant we all just get along'
asked the freezing budgie out of his speedos
ever heard of "wrenchwater"
nah not blackwater, nor watergate
far far darker 'tis
wrenchwater is water so cold it tightens ye nuts to a bluish hue
o yea o yea |
| The Magnificent Bastard
User ID: 265891
7/5/2009 12:08 PM
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'cant we all just get along'
asked the freezing budgie out of his speedos
ever heard of "wrenchwater"
nah not blackwater, nor watergate
far far darker 'tis
wrenchwater is water so cold it tightens ye nuts to a bluish hue
o yea o yea Quoting: Flaming Sword 715153
Freezing "the boys"? What are you crazy? Sadist.
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
| The Jurist
User ID: 699826
7/5/2009 1:05 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
My sympathy
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(Be) Divide(ed) and (be) Conquer(ed)...
Don’t listen to what they say, watch what they do.
~There is Tranquility in Ignorance, but Servitude is its Partner. —me
~What luck for Rulers that Men do not Think. —Adolf Hitler
:damned: Doom is optional. There is good news abounds. |
| Normal Is Subjective
User ID: 718654
7/5/2009 1:17 PM
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Is he Agency?
Personal details of new UK spy chief on Facebook
* UK foreign minister: It's not a state secret that he wears Speedo swimsuits
LONDON, England (CNN) -- Personal details and photographs of the incoming head of Britain's international spy agency have been posted on Facebook, British Foreign Secretary David Miliband acknowledged Sunday.
The UK's Foreiogn Office says foreign service staff should exercise caution on social-networking Web sites.
The UK's Foreiogn Office says foreign service staff should exercise caution on social-networking Web sites.
But he insisted that no compromising information had been revealed.
"You know he wears Speedo, swim, swimming, swimsuit... I mean what is that? I mean, that's not a state secret," Miliband said on a BBC Sunday morning talk show.
The man in question, John Sawers, is currently the British ambassador to the United Nations.
His wife posted details about their family, vacations and residence on the social-networking site, British media reported Sunday. Her Web site has since been taken down, reports said. Have you ever posted something you later regretted on a social-networking Web site?
Sawers "was appointed 10 days ago to be the head of MI6," said Miliband, using the common term for the Secret Intelligence Service.
"He is an outstanding professional who will do a really good job in an outstanding organization that does a huge amount for this country," Miliband added. "The fact that there is a picture, the head of MI6 goes swimming. I mean, wow! That really is exciting. It is not a state secret."
But intelligence analyst Glenmore Trenear-Harvey said the leak was at least an embarrassment and possibly much worse.
"Have you ever seen the foreign secretary more embarrassed?" he asked rhetorically.
"The Foreign Office should have made the announcement that no personal details should have been left on any computer or directory," Trenear-Harvey told CNN.
The leak compromises Sawers' personal security, said Trenear-Harvey, the editor-in-chief of "The World Intelligence Review."
"You could have someone come online and insinuate themselves with Lady Sawers' daughter," who reportedly appeared on the Facebook Web site.
If she shares a computer with her father at home, "the house could pick up a virus, and once that happens we have access to the next chief of the Secret Intelligence Service," the analyst said.
An additional reason for red faces is that Sawers will be in charge of a new British cybersecurity organization when he becomes head of MI6, Trenear-Harvey pointed out.
The new organization, based at GCHQ, another British intelligence agency, will be "charged with making sure that all the intelligence services are not vulnerable to hacking, identity theft, or phishing," Trenear-Harvey said.
This is not the first time a top British intelligence official's personal details have been leaked.
When Richard Dearlove became the head of MI6 in 1999, "his address in Putney was announced," forcing the government to put Special Branch police officers there to protect him, Trenear-Harvey said.
And when Stella Rimington became the first publicly named head of MI5, the domestic security agency, in 1991, her north London address was revealed.
"She and her daughter fled the house and were put into an MI5 safe house," Trenear-Harvey said.
Foreign service officers "are advised to exercise caution" on social-networking Web sites, a Foreign Office representative said, declining to be named, in line with government policy.
Sawers, 53, is a career foreign policy expert. He was a foreign policy adviser to Tony Blair when Blair was prime minister, then became ambassador to Egypt and briefly represented Britain in Iraq. He was political director at the Foreign Office for four years before going to the United Nations in 2007, according to his biography on the Web site of the British mission to the U.N.
He is slated to replace John Scarlett in November as head of MI6.
As chief of SIS, he reports to the foreign secretary, according to the SIS Web site.
"Known as the Chief of SIS or 'C' (after the first Chief, Mansfield Smith Cumming, who signed himself 'C'), the Chief is the only serving member of the Service who is officially named in public," according to the agency.
[link to www.cnn.com]
I thought I'd beat the inevitibility of death to death just a little bit. |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 718756
7/5/2009 2:01 PM | | Re: My Spouse Took Me Shopping Today: HE BOUGHT HIMSELF FKN SPEEDOS !!!! | Quote |
And you have shown yourself here in a red bra, so what is the difference? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 713289
Good point. |
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