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UNBELIEVABLE - must read!
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NoMoreCages
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7/3/2009 9:57 PM
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Just got through reading a document my friend swears is 'real.' These were memos supposedly from the navy and if they are telling the truth and are real they will change the way we see the world forever.
I'm going to try and pull the text out of the pdf and post the relevant parts here - I really can't imagine this is true but if it is then - well you'll have to judge for yourself.
First part is below:
I don’t think anyone can link me to you so I’m fairly safe but you might want to be careful. If any of this is true or even partly true, the powers that be will fall on this like a ton of bricks – I’m talking men in black, anonymous helicopters, disappearing. Maybe it is just nonsense – I don’t know and to be honest part of me doesn’t even want to know. But like I said, if any of it is true – god help us. The world is not what we think we understand.
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Briefing on debris located at 06:00:00 apx.15 clips N/NW of 15degree/60degree. Below are raw transcriptions of relevant portions of log retrieved at above location. The log was found among smoking debris from a ship although no records confirm a ship in the area and there were no logged vessels in the area.
Log book was titled: “The Ensign’s Personal Log” though there is no confirmation of identity of ensign or verification of any ship in the area.
[Note to Brg Cm: The NSA and CIA are all over this stuff but haven’t seen this. I wanted to brief your command first and then let you make the call as to how far we go working with them. I think there is also some pressure from IAEA esp. regarding the ‘nuclear event’ in the area but we’re keeping them out of the loop until the brass makes the call.]
ok, that's just the intro stuff...I'll try and get the main part on here...hold on..
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entropy
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7/3/2009 9:58 PM | | Re: UNBELIEVABLE - must read! | Quote |
I'm interested please continue..
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7/3/2009 9:58 PM
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You have my attention...
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Winningjob
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7/3/2009 9:59 PM | |
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7/3/2009 10:00 PM | | Re: UNBELIEVABLE - must read! | Quote |
and so it begins,,,,,,  |
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Anonymous Coward
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7/3/2009 10:00 PM | | Re: UNBELIEVABLE - must read! | Quote |
i think they got him! |
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NoMoreCages
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7/3/2009 10:00 PM
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30/5/09
I have been on the seas for twelve years and on this boat for five. I have seen about every kind of thing imaginable – from corpses to bloated sharks to what I still swear to god was a mermaid – but nothing prepared me for today. There really isn’t any way to write this that won’t seem like complete insanity or the lead up for a very bad joke – so let me just write it as it happened: Today, a talking monkey hired our boat. Ok, there it is. A talking monkey apparently contracted with our captain to hire our boat for a special operation. The captain had mentioned it – more mumbled it – a day earlier but I really thought he was just using some racial slur. When the thing scampered on board I almost shit myself – and then started to laugh since I figured this was the pay off to some practical joke. Then it looked me in the eye and said, “good morning.” I suppose its funny but I didn’t want to laugh – I just stared back at it until it grunted and scampered on up the plank.
The captain and I had a long talk that night with lots of rum and neither of us could get our heads around it. But, the captain swore it was legit. The deal started with a phone call, then the thing made the odd confession that it was a “monkey,” which the captain also figured was a joke or self-deprecation. Then they met to make the first monetary payment – the monkey apparently paid in solid gold – captain even had it double checked. So, the deal was done.
The only other thing that I feel worth writing – this monkey isn’t any curious george. Small, yes, but serious – even stoic. Eyes that have seen death and destruction and a grave sense of purpose that I don’t want to cross. We’ve briefed the men – of course they all cackled about banana boats but I’ve noticed that each one of them that has actually seen this hairy creature stow the wisecracks pretty quick. Two days out and we’re following the directions of a talking monkey off into the deep – god help me, I wish I was going mad.
01/06/09
Three days of hard sailing – engines at full – no idea where we’re going. The monkey keeps to itself – avoids the walkways and tends to climb up the outer works to get to the bridge and give the captain course corrections. Sometimes he can be seen sitting on the bow of the boat – well clinging to the bow really – nose out sniffing. He carries a leather satchel with a bunch of small electrical devices but sometimes he steps away – pulls out a handful of bones and rolls them on the deck before scooping them up and going back to the electrical boxes. I don’t think he’s noticed me spying but he does keep vigilant and often looks up at the sky as if expecting something. I can’t wait to get this done – bonuses for everyone the captain promises.
03/06/09
05:00:00
Full stop today but I wish we hadn’t. I guess I should be glad we’re at our ‘destination’ – not that you can tell this spot in the ocean from anywhere else. At least we’re half way to done. But Petey keeps briefing the captain about radiation readings getting higher and it seems like they’ve peaked here. The monkey and the captain had a huge argument as we moved into the high radiation area – ‘contracts were signed’ the little thing screeched and then with a look of pure malevolence it said ‘there will be consequences for a failure of will.’ There was silence for a long time – I honestly thought the creature was going to kill one of us and for a moment in spite of its small size I really believed he was going to be able to do it. But then the monkey looked down and said, “we’ll be quick. The ship should absorb most of the radiation. The men should be fine.” Then quietly and with a tone of ‘my final offer’ – “I’ll pay double.”
Captain is no fool but he loves money, especially gold. 24 hours were promised and the monkey agreed and scampered out.
"The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But can they suffer?" - Bentham |
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7/3/2009 10:00 PM
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"Don't believe in anyone, 'cos they'll feel you so much more"
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NoMoreCages
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7/3/2009 10:01 PM
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12:00:00
Update: The monkey went overboard in – I find this whole thing to be totally unbelievable – a wet suit and diving gear. He rigged up several large wenches on the starboard side and then with an underwater bag of gear and the cables tied to his back he dove in. After he was gone I asked the crew if there had been any instructions – apparently he just said: ‘don’t touch anything no matter what.’
14:00:00
Hot as hell on the deck and 2 hours in I figured maybe the monkey had drowned or been eaten (can monkeys swim??). But he popped up right at 2 hours in and barked up an order – push the tarp over the side. Two of us pushed the large black tarp over the side and then he barked at us: “get off the deck – no one looks this way.” We headed over to the bridge and the captain reiterated – “monkey wants everyone out of sight – whatever he’s doing is his business.”
14:40:00
OK – I couldn’t help myself. I squeezed in between some piping on the starboard deck and crouched behind more rigging lines. By this point the monkey had climbed back onto the deck and was working on the series of wenches then after a few minutes he would dive back into the water before climbing back up and reworking the wenches. He did this several times and I was almost exhausted watching him but he worked like a man, well monkey, possessed.
19 00
This might get me fired, decommissioned, who knows. But I have to put this in writing just to have it in print and hopefully out of my mind. OK – still shaking a bit here but I know if I don’t write it now I’ll never sleep again.
Watched monkey for over an hour. Same routine – fiddle with wenches, dive into water, back up the cables, more work on the wenches. Then suddenly he seemed satisfied. He stopped for a good ten minutes – looking, sniffing, listening and I was convinced he knew I was there but then just as suddenly he began pulling the switches on the wenches and meticulously going back and forth between the wenches starting and stopping them. At one point I felt the boat pull just a little in the direction of the wenches and I realized we were pulling something BIG up. Maybe treasure or wreckage or . . . .well, I would find out soon enough.
After 40 minutes of slowly stopping and starting the wenches the black tarp appeared and the monkey’s activity went into high gear. Back and forth, onto the tarp, back to the wenches, back onto the tarp, over the edge, he scrambled like a beast possessed before finally the massive shape underneath the black tarp slowly was drug onto the deck.
At first it was only a big black tarp – maybe the size of a large shark and it had a kind of smooth curving organic shape. But the weight was more – you could feel weight pushing on the deck. The other odd thing – well odd at that point – was its smell. Not organic but not mechanical either – like bleach mixed with rosemary and ionized air and blood and puke and iron and a whole mix of things that my nose couldn’t process but I knew that something underneath that tarp was just wrong.
Then he pulled back the tarp. I really cannot describe what it was. Some sort of a creature – ok that’s not true it was not any creature ever known but it had black holes where eyes should be and a mouth like a jagged skull with teeth and a long sloping skull that curved back behind it. Its surface was not any real color – maybe like grey but a grey that has not existed in the world or in any imagination ever. But it was wrong. For a long moment I stared – unconsciously standing – I think I was waiting for my eyes to adjust to the illusion and feel that relief of when an optical trick rights itself. But the thing would not shift – it just laid there in all its horrific stench and wrongness and all I can say is that at that point I lost it and puked.
The hot bile blew up through my throat and onto my shoes and still I could not take my eyes of that thing-that-could-not-be and at that moment the whole horrific force of the word ‘otherworldy’ hit me. And I puked again.
My trance was broken by the realization that the monkey was staring at me – cold pitiless eyes. The only thing that overwhelmed my fear and trembling at the sight of that thing was the sudden awareness that the monkey was going to kill me.
But then he looked away and barked, “go.” I ran back to my room where I threw up several times and fell to the floor and trembled before finally deciding that the only way to keep any semblance of my sanity together was to write this down and hope the nightmare would stay in my journal.
"The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But can they suffer?" - Bentham |
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NoMoreCages
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7/3/2009 10:02 PM
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05/06/09
06:20:00
I woke from a restless sleep. No dreams or nightmares but just a sheer horror at a universe that was not what I’d imagined. Captain said he figured I was sick since I couldn’t be roused and just shook and sweat. I asked where we were and cap said we were racing back towards the coast of Somalia. The destination shook me out of some of my stupor – “are you mad.” “Monkey wants to go to the coast of Somalia and he’s paying the bills. Besides, sooner we get him and his stinking thing off the ship the better we’ll all sleep.” The mention brought my terror back and I asked the captain about the tarp – trying to maintain the illusion that I had not really seen what I thought I had seen. “No idea what it is – its hot, really hot and giving off a high peak of radiation but the tarps he has it under are lead lined so we won’t be too bad off. No one has seen it but everyone just wants it as far away as possible.” I knew what he meant.
“But Somalia? What about pirates?” the last thing I figured we’d need now was a hijacking
24:00:00
Midnight and I couldn’t sleep. The thing under the tarp just kept pulling at my brain. What the hell was it? I feared it more than I’ve feared anything – and I’ve seen many a fearsome thing at sea and on land – but I had to see it just once more.
I slipped out of my cabin and down the ladders towards the hold. The only guard was Johannsen and he was standing with his head stuck out the porthole – probably trying to get fresh air away from the stench of the thing under the tarp. Engines on full and a rough sea so no one could hear me slip past and quietly into the storage area.
There it was. Heat was real – even in the cool night the thing gave off a physical heat that made me remember the radiation warning. Still, I had to see. I slipped forward and grasped the edge of the tarp and pulled hard – knowing that if I tried to reveal it slowly I might be overwhelmed again and my nerves fail.
Again the puking and again the dizziness but this time they passed more quickly . The thing was large – probably 10 or 11 feet and roughly humanoid. Muscles beyond compare and in places that didn’t make sense – arms seemed to be double jointed and it had long claws at the ends of its enormous fingers. Its face was more skull than face and teeth were sharp and savage. Its eyes were closed but sunken in and I could tell it wasn’t moving. On its enormous chest were two wounds. One on the right side seemed to have healed fairly well though is still looked horrific but the one on the left was still open. There was no blood but I could see that the flesh under the unworldly grey skin was an unnatural black with just a hint of wretched green. I began to lose myself into the wrongness of it – the feeling that this thing did not belong in a universe like ours when I smelled the sharp scent of sulphur and heard the sharp crack of a match being struck.
I whirled to see the monkey – red glowing eyes above the glowing red of his cigarette. He stared at me blankly but once again I felt the awful realization that he was going to kill me. He sat and took a long drag on his cigarette but said nothing. My eyes returned to the thing half revealed and so wrong.
“What is it?” I blurted out though I hadn’t really planned to speak. The monkey laughed a low guttural laugh and took another long drag. “IT,” he paused and snorted out a long stream of smoke “is the bringer of pain and misery and destruction and humiliation.” He sat for awhile as if satisfied and then after another long drag on his cigarette, “but to the chosen few, it is the bringer of glory. . . and IT is not finished.”
We stayed silent for what seemed a very long time and I felt my guts churning up another pint of bile and I swear to god somewhere in the distance over the engines and the sea I heard something like a wolf howl. The monkey turned and looked at me – cold and hardness retuning to those angry red eyes. “I will tell you this only one more time – go.” I left.
06/06/09
0 14:00
Alarms sounded. Quick note before getting to my sidearm. Pirate ships pulled up along both port and starboard. Men returned fire but rocket-propelled grenades have blasted most of them off the deck. Monkey nowhere to be seen but I know in my heart he is responsible.
[This was the last entry. The diary itself is in storage on the USS Eisenhower but it is badly burned and waterlogged by now. We await further instructions.]
"The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But can they suffer?" - Bentham |
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entropy
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7/3/2009 10:03 PM | | Re: UNBELIEVABLE - must read! | Quote |
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Pheenix11
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7/3/2009 10:04 PM | |
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7/3/2009 10:07 PM | | Re: UNBELIEVABLE - must read! | Quote |
We stayed silent for what seemed a very long time and I felt my guts churning up another pint of bile and I swear to god somewhere in the distance over the engines and the sea I heard something like a wolf howl. The monkey turned and looked at me – cold and hardness retuning to those angry red eyes. “I will tell you this only one more time – go.” I left.
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Winningjob
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7/3/2009 10:08 PM | |
Anonymous Coward
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7/3/2009 10:13 PM | | Re: UNBELIEVABLE - must read! | Quote |
this is like modern day Lovecraft!!! |
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Little Penguin
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7/3/2009 10:13 PM | | Re: UNBELIEVABLE - must read! | Quote |
The story is very well-written and keeps you reading, but for someone this literate, and making his living at sea, you'd think that he'd know how to spell "winches". |
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Anonymous Coward
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7/3/2009 10:13 PM | | Re: UNBELIEVABLE - must read! | Quote |
what ever  |
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malu
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7/3/2009 10:15 PM
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The story is very well-written and keeps you reading, but for someone this literate, and making his living at sea, you'd think that he'd know how to spell "winches". Quoting: Little Penguin
that is not a very nice term for women
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Normal Is Subjective
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7/3/2009 10:21 PM
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The story is very well-written and keeps you reading, but for someone this literate, and making his living at sea, you'd think that he'd know how to spell "winches".
that is not a very nice term for women Quoting: malu
I thought I'd beat the inevitibility of death to death just a little bit. |
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Anonymous Coward
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7/3/2009 10:21 PM | | Re: UNBELIEVABLE - must read! | Quote |
 Rip off of the planet of the apes. That or a racist story the monkey is really a black man . |
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Anonymous Coward
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7/3/2009 10:24 PM | | Re: UNBELIEVABLE - must read! | Quote |
Cthulhu that is |
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malu
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7/3/2009 10:24 PM
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Rip off of the planet of the apes. That or a racist story the monkey is really a black man .
i have often thought that about monkeys myself. but this is obviously a very true story, or i am sure the mods would delete it.
When peaceful revolution becomes impossible, violent revolution becomes inevitable.
"Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I am attacking." |
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lillie8
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7/3/2009 10:26 PM
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Damn dirty apes.
Big girls need BIG guns. |
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Shine
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7/3/2009 10:27 PM
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Anonymous Coward
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7/3/2009 10:27 PM | | Re: UNBELIEVABLE - must read! | Quote |
no way. just a test to see what we'll believe. |
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malu
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7/3/2009 10:27 PM
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Damn dirty apes. Quoting: lillie8
lmao!
good one
When peaceful revolution becomes impossible, violent revolution becomes inevitable.
"Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I am attacking." |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 654537
7/3/2009 10:33 PM | | Re: UNBELIEVABLE - must read! | Quote |
People write differently when writing fiction and a non-fiction story. I would say this is ficiton. It was a good read, though. |
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*Jentle*
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7/3/2009 10:40 PM
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The story is very well-written and keeps you reading, but for someone this literate, and making his living at sea, you'd think that he'd know how to spell "winches". Quoting: Little Penguin
Probably been at sea for a while and his mind was on other more exciting things. Strange story and I'm not sure if I believe it or not.
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style. |
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malu
User ID: 593162
7/3/2009 10:44 PM
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The story is very well-written and keeps you reading, but for someone this literate, and making his living at sea, you'd think that he'd know how to spell "winches".
Probably been at sea for a while and his mind was on other more exciting things. Strange story and I'm not sure if I believe it or not. Quoting: *Jentle*
you are not sure?
want to buy a bridge?
When peaceful revolution becomes impossible, violent revolution becomes inevitable.
"Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I am attacking." |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 717214
7/3/2009 10:48 PM | | Re: UNBELIEVABLE - must read! | Quote |
The story is very well-written and keeps you reading, but for someone this literate, and making his living at sea, you'd think that he'd know how to spell "winches".
Probably been at sea for a while and his mind was on other more exciting things. Strange story and I'm not sure if I believe it or not. Quoting: *Jentle*
Not sure about a talking monkey?
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*Jentle*
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7/3/2009 10:50 PM
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Well, it has been said that strange things happen at sea. Oh alright, I don't believe it. Although, you never know....
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