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If you had a Time Machine....
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GenerationX
User ID: 709154
7/3/2009 10:12 PM
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... And you had to pick THREE things to do, change, etc.
What would they be?
This should be fun.
Okay here is mine
1. Win the lottery (biggest one ever) by going to the past with the future winning numbers.
2. Anything that was discovered like comets in the past or planets I would rename them as I would be the one to discover it all. This includes music.. might be fun to cover a song but really be the first author of it.
3. Video tape all of the conspiracies in the past and bring it to light. The truth is in the past sadly.
Last Edited by GenerationX on 7/3/2009 at 10:27 PM |
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I Choose Both...
User ID: 489251
7/3/2009 10:13 PM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
Why not be able to pick 30-40 things to change?
“I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.”
-BH |
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entropy
User ID: 678498
7/3/2009 10:15 PM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
Warn about the power of political lobbyists in the modern USA to the founding fathers so that the appropriate content of the US Constitution will create a separation of Money(racketeering, bribery all that lobby stuff) and Policy Makers.
Visit New Mexico in the Mid-Summer of 1947. With a good camera.
The other is personal.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 705031
7/3/2009 10:16 PM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
Why not be able to pick 30-40 things to change? Quoting: I Choose Both...
SO DO THAT THEN GEEEEZ |
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GenerationX
User ID: 709154
7/3/2009 10:17 PM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
Warn about the power of political lobbyists in the modern USA to the founding fathers so that the appropriate content of the US Constitution will create a separation of Money(racketeering, bribery all that lobby stuff) and Policy Makers.
Visit New Mexico in the Mid-Summer of 1947. With a good camera.
The other is personal. Quoting: entropy
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assasinforfather
User ID: 703668
7/3/2009 10:19 PM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
Let's fast forward to Jesus' kingdom on earth.
You can have my other two wishes.
Last Edited by assasinforfather on 7/4/2009 at 6:04 AM
Pray for the peace of Jerusalem! |
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Nailer45
User ID: 716801
7/3/2009 10:23 PM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
... And you had to pick THREE things to do, change, etc.
What would they be?
This should be fun. Quoting: GenerationX
make a movie of obama being born in kenya (proof) and get his birth certificate bring it back and post it all over the web to ruin his career.
Go 20 years into the future and see what happens to America.
3rd trip is to explicit for young viewers to read. LOL |
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GenerationX
User ID: 709154
7/3/2009 10:25 PM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
... And you had to pick THREE things to do, change, etc.
What would they be?
This should be fun.
make a movie of obama being born in kenya (proof) and get his birth certificate bring it back and post it all over the web to ruin his career.
Go 20 years into the future and see what happens to America.
3rd trip is to explicit for young viewers to read. LOL Quoting: Nailer45
LOL, very nice!
Im with you on the last one too! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 717704
7/3/2009 10:41 PM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
I would go to 1964 April 14 and change my life for the better. Never have to worry about anything from that point on. FUCK THE WORLD....I would say. |
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Duncan Kunz 
The Debunker King
User ID: 705418
7/3/2009 10:43 PM
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1. Visit a small village complex on the shore of a large freshwater lake near what is now the Ukraine about 7000 BC, right before the Bosporus barrier broke through and the lake turned into the Black Sea. Analyze the language of the inhabitants and find out how close it actually was to a proto-Indo-European.
2. Visit Crete, at the height of the Minoan Culture, say around 1580 BC and watch the early Mycenaean bull-dancers from from the mainland, then watch (from high ground) the Thera explosion and subsequent tsunami.
3. Spend a couple of years exploring Aotearoa around 400 AD, before the first Maori came.
Those western imperialist warmongers beat us to the Moon. Damn! |
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*Jentle*
Forum Overseas Correspondant
User ID: 222817
7/3/2009 10:43 PM
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Go back in time and meet my great great great grandparents.
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 707574
7/3/2009 11:20 PM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
1. Go to the Native Americans in 1491 and forewarn them about Columbus.
2. Go back and have a serious talk with my child self about choices to make in the future, different than the ones I made.
3. Stand next to the above poster in Roswell NM in 1947 with my camcorder. |
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Roomate #2
User ID: 587926
7/3/2009 11:25 PM
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... And you had to pick THREE things to do, change, etc.
What would they be?
This should be fun. Quoting: GenerationX
Okay here is mine
1. Win the lottery (biggest one ever) by going to the past with the future winning numbers.
2. Video tape all of the conspiracies in the past and bring it to light. The truth is in the past sadly.
3. With my huge winnings from the lottery, horse races and anything else I would buy the US Military and take over the US and then later THE WORLD!! Ha Haaahaaa haahahhhaaaa!!
And then sing this song to the entire planet:
I wanna be a boss
I wanna be a big boss
I wanna boss the world around
I wanna be the biggest boss
That ever bossed the world around
I wanna do it right
I wanna do it right away
I wanna do it right now
I wanna do it right away
I wanna do it now
Don't wanna be a dancer in the Bolshoi Ballet
Don't want to work for Daddy
In Daddy's shop, 0.K.
I get confused, so confused
I get a pain, I get a pain up here
In the Shirley Temples
What you gonna do
How you gonna do it
What you gonna do
How you gonna do it
Little by little, ooh ooh
Little by little, bit by bit
Sssh! Not too loud, don't tell everybody
Don't give away the game
Oooh, oooh,
I aint quite ready to reveal my campaign
This is not the time
My hero's are alive and well in a cave
I'm keeping them on ice in suspended animation
Till the very right occasion comes along
To our rally come along
Come along to our rally
Come along to our rally come along
To our rally come along
Come along to our rally
Come along to our rally come along
A Brave new world will rise from the ashes
And there upon a rock titanic, I'll cast a giant
Shadow on the face of the deep
And never again will they dare to call me
A freckled, spotty, specky, four eyed
Weedy little creep!
No more tremblin' and quakin' in the gym
No more come on fellas, let's get him
What you gonna do
How you gonna do it
What you gonna do
How you gonna do it
Little by little, ooh, ooh
Little by little, bit by bit
Little by little, ooh, ooh
Little by little, bit by bit
Bit by bit
Bit by bit
Everyone's going to be free
But they'll have to agree to be free
They'll have to agree to be less free than me
'Cos I rule the world you see
So wait for the army of kiddy-winkies
And terrible tiny tots
In armoured school buses
Firing poison pea-shooters
And sinking their milk teeth into your thighs
Delapsus resurgam! when I fall I shall rise!
Wanna be a boss
I wanna be a big boss
I wanna boss the world around
I wanna be the biggest boss
That ever bossed the world around
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. |
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Wraithwynd
User ID: 717743
7/3/2009 11:48 PM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
I would go back to 1930's Germany and discuss refinement of uranium with some of the scientists who would become devote nazis.
Sound evil? Yeah, but hey the world is in a real fix, we learned nothing from the atrocities of a conventional World War II. Perhaps if Germany had the Bomb and used it the whole world would have fought a little harder and got the idea that war is not good at all.
I sure can bet that no one on earth in that 21st century would DARE to demand we nuke anyone. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 712753
7/3/2009 11:58 PM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
There is only one thing I would do. Go back to day that Abraham and his family left Ur and shoot every one of them. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 418975
7/4/2009 12:14 AM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
id go back and kill the rothchilds.bauers |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 706997
7/4/2009 12:16 AM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
I'd go back to 1965, and live through the sixties and 70's and have fun without consequences. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 717763
7/4/2009 12:25 AM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
I would go back in time with the blue prints and plans for how to forge metals and make gunpowder and create machine guns..and give it all to the natives of america. |
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hardboiledheretic
User ID: 716940
7/4/2009 12:34 AM
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I wouldn't want to change, but I would want to witness:
1) Jesus (once and for all let's get the truth)
2) Ancient Egypt and the building of the great Pyramids.
3) Who built Teotihuacan?
Well there's more but that's my top three at this moment.
h |
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mopar28m
Acts 2:46
User ID: 702176
7/4/2009 12:38 AM
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 499257
7/4/2009 12:40 AM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
Go back and buy Microsoft stock the first day it was offered. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 664208
7/4/2009 12:52 AM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
#1. Mayer rothschild would never be born. There would be no Rothschild banking dynasty (just one side benefit of this, other then the obvious, is there would not be a nation of Israel)
#2. Buy all the Mickey Mantle rookie cards I could find. all gem mint 10's
#3. Sink Columbus's boat, before he discovered America
(its kind of a tossup between this, and kill Hitlers mother before she gave birth. But with wish #1 accomplished , there might not have ever been a Hitler). |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 664208
7/4/2009 12:57 AM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
#1. Mayer rothschild would never be born. There would be no Rothschild banking dynasty (just one side benefit of this, other then the obvious, is there would not be a nation of Israel)
#2. Buy all the Mickey Mantle rookie cards I could find. all gem mint 10's
#3. Sink Columbus's boat, before he discovered America
(its kind of a tossup between this, and kill Hitlers mother before she gave birth. But with wish #1 accomplished , there might not have ever been a Hitler). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 664208
Interesting that some of us think alike, and realize the real damage that has been done, by just a few humans. I typed the above after only reading the OP's post. After reading the rest, I see I am not alone (except for the Mantle cards). |
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Holy Bat Shitman!
User ID: 717638
7/4/2009 12:58 AM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
1.go back in time to myself the day before I met my wife,beat my own ass into the hospital so i never met my wife.
2.back to the 80s to meet Alf
3.back to yesterday so I could post on glp as a time traveler muahaha
[link to batshitman.mybrute.com] |
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hardboiledheretic
User ID: 716940
7/4/2009 12:59 AM
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Go back to the night my father was killed & stop it. Quoting: mopar28m
Wow. I'm so sorry Mopar...can't imagine.
h |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 664208
7/4/2009 1:01 AM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
1.go back in time to myself the day before I met my wife,beat my own ass into the hospital so i never met my wife.
2.back to the 80s to meet Alf
3.back to yesterday so I could post on glp as a time traveler muahaha Quoting: Holy Bat Shitman!
LOL. you could go to the future, document all the big disasters to come, then predict them on GLP. You would be a GLP God. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 226702
7/4/2009 1:03 AM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
1. Go to the Native Americans in 1491 and forewarn them about Columbus.
2. Go back and have a serious talk with my child self about choices to make in the future, different than the ones I made.
3. Stand next to the above poster in Roswell NM in 1947 with my camcorder. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 707574
I like those a lot.
I would also like to add that I would like to be able to travel back before the last ice age to see what we were doing then and what happened to wipe us out... then again maybe I don't want to see that! |
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mathetes
User ID: 514914
7/4/2009 1:10 AM
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Go back to 1979 and sit out the 6th football game of my Senior year in which I tore my achilles tendon. I already had over 1600 yds rushing and a full ride waiting for me,it took me almost 2 yrs to recover and I was never the same speed wise. That is the only thing I would change in my entire life.... but if I changed that would I have met my wonderful gorgeous wife of 23 yrs or had my 2 great son's? Prob. not....... so never mind
"The precept of the Koran is, perpetual war against all who deny, that Mahomet is the prophet of God.
The command to propagate the Moslem creed by the sword is always obligatory.
John Quincy Adams |
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nurse 68
User ID: 713479
7/4/2009 2:33 AM
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Go back to 1986 and NOT take up cigarettes
Last Edited by nurse 68 on 7/4/2009 at 2:34 AM
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."
-Jimi Hendrix
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.
Mohandas Gandhi |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 686900
7/4/2009 2:39 AM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
1. go back to check out roman or greek life during their prime
2. go back to when buddha just got enlightened and started preaching
3. go chill with some early early humans (before 3000bc and the rise of cities and such) and bring with me a guitar and other fancy stuff and have a fun time |
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assasinforfather
User ID: 703668
7/4/2009 3:38 AM | | Re: If you had a Time Machine.... | Quote |
Go back to the night my father was killed & stop it. Quoting: mopar28m
:-(
I'm so sorry mopar. You are much loved by Heavenly Father, know that!
Pray for the peace of Jerusalem! |
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