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Bald Pussy or Not?

 
Anonymous Coward
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France
07/04/2009 07:36 AM
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Re: Bald Pussy or Not?
didnt Thompson write a song called 'Jesus Hated Bald Pussy' too?

A song?
 Quoting: pale rider


yeah with Warren Zevon I think.

It wasnt ever released and is mentioned in the book comprising letters that thompson wrote I believe.

JESUS HATED BALD PUSSY

You can't warm your wedding tackle
in a defoliated cave
that couldn't hide a jackal

put your makeup on
fix your hair up pretty
don't shave your bush
don't pierce your titties

maybe it was a virgin birth
so he did not know
what a fur collar's worth

there's a reason they call it a gash
leave the tinsel on
I'll give you the cash

those shaved gals in the movies
have to use Visine
I'll bet they still
get rugburn
down in New Orleans

baby, bald was Allen Funt
this ain't Candid Camera
don't shave your cunt

you can pass the duchy
but I hate a bald coochie

down there in Gilgamesh
I'll bet they liked it bushy & fresh

Jesus hated bald pussy
and you should too
leave me at least an inch
and I'll worship your ginch...

We can knock that little man out of the boat
If you'll buy him a beaver coat

Butterfly and tootsie roll
We worship it all
If the foliage is full
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07/04/2009 08:24 AM
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Re: Bald Pussy or Not?
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07/04/2009 08:54 AM
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Re: Bald Pussy or Not?
didnt Thompson write a song called 'Jesus Hated Bald Pussy' too?

A song?


yeah with Warren Zevon I think.

It wasnt ever released and is mentioned in the book comprising letters that thompson wrote I believe.

JESUS HATED BALD PUSSY

You can't warm your wedding tackle
in a defoliated cave
that couldn't hide a jackal

put your makeup on
fix your hair up pretty
don't shave your bush
don't pierce your titties

maybe it was a virgin birth
so he did not know
what a fur collar's worth

there's a reason they call it a gash
leave the tinsel on
I'll give you the cash

those shaved gals in the movies
have to use Visine
I'll bet they still
get rugburn
down in New Orleans

baby, bald was Allen Funt
this ain't Candid Camera
don't shave your cunt

you can pass the duchy
but I hate a bald coochie

down there in Gilgamesh
I'll bet they liked it bushy & fresh

Jesus hated bald pussy
and you should too
leave me at least an inch
and I'll worship your ginch...

We can knock that little man out of the boat
If you'll buy him a beaver coat

Butterfly and tootsie roll
We worship it all
If the foliage is full
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 717843


Nice, well played.....
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07/04/2009 02:49 PM
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Re: Bald Pussy or Not?
I vote hairy.

No idea how you managed to involve Nixon in this subject though...
Anonymous Coward
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07/04/2009 03:36 PM
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Re: Bald Pussy or Not?
Show me your tits....
boardretard
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07/04/2009 04:58 PM
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Re: Bald Pussy or Not?
I actually think it was Hunter S Thompson who was trying to generate page views by selecting the title "Jesus hated shaved Pussy".

Jesus lived in the prerazor age.
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