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| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 717902
 Anonymous Proxy
7/4/2009 3:08 PM | | Re: Your family is your best friend, take care of it | Quote |
Speedo's are indispensable. They carry (ahem) the white man's burden. 
(i'll just keep repeating this sleazy innuendo until somebody bans me, as usual)
So you picked my thread to spam your protest?
I wasn't protesting! Speedo's may LOOK funny, but they feel great! You don't swing (it) around like in baggy shorts, and you don't get sand slammed up your crotch if you get hit with a big wave.
Now, if they just came in a design that didn't attract the thilly thavages... |
| The Magnificent Bastard 
User ID: 265891
 United States
7/4/2009 3:09 PM
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Here's some smileys I collected; (hit QUOTE to see the spelling and copy to a text file)
Hey thanks.
De Nada... (teriyaki..... )
It was all i could find that was close to the color. It even had sesame seeds in it. How the hell she didn't notice that was beyond me.
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 717902
Anonymous Proxy
7/4/2009 3:10 PM | | Re: Your family is your best friend, take care of it | Quote |
I love you guys 
But you didn't love me in my speedo, so I have to call 'liar' here. 
I don't have to love you in your speedo... I have been spared that burden.
Babe saw my butt crack 
Sounds like the first GLP movie: "Dawn of the butt crack"
And I was doing plumbing today. Talk about irony.
Wrenching Irony... |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 717902
Anonymous Proxy
7/4/2009 3:12 PM | | Re: Your family is your best friend, take care of it | Quote |
Here's some smileys I collected; (hit QUOTE to see the spelling and copy to a text file)
Hey thanks.
De Nada... (teriyaki..... )
It was all i could find that was close to the color. It even had sesame seeds in it. How the hell she didn't notice that was beyond me.
Sesame seeds.... lol. Yeah, you'd think it wouldn't be convincing, once diluted. I used to dye t-shirts and that stuff is like ink. |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 675406
United States
7/4/2009 3:46 PM | | Re: Your family is your best friend, take care of it | Quote |
Mr Magnificent,
Thanks for taking the time to inspire us with this thread. It is so relevant....Nice to know there are some Men out there who understand the gift of family.
Press on. |
| Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean *VENOMmennonn*
User ID: 581503
United States
7/4/2009 4:28 PM
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Speedo's are indispensable. They carry (ahem) the white man's burden.
(i'll just keep repeating this sleazy innuendo until somebody bans me, as usual)
So you picked my thread to spam your protest?
I wasn't protesting! Speedo's may LOOK funny, but they feel great! You don't swing (it) around like in baggy shorts, and you don't get sand slammed up your crotch if you get hit with a big wave.
Now, if they just came in a design that didn't attract the thilly thavages...
Dumbass had a few beers. Pay him no mind.
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~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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| Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean *VENOMmennonn*
User ID: 581503
United States
7/4/2009 4:30 PM
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Here's some smileys I collected; (hit QUOTE to see the spelling and copy to a text file)
Hey thanks.
De Nada... (teriyaki..... )
It was all i could find that was close to the color. It even had sesame seeds in it. How the hell she didn't notice that was beyond me.
had you used molasses id have called in lorena bobbit. you fuckin prankin schmuck.
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~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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| Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean *VENOMmennonn*
User ID: 581503
United States
7/4/2009 4:32 PM
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Mr Magnificent,
Thanks for taking the time to inspire us with this thread. It is so relevant....Nice to know there are some Men out there who understand the gift of family.
Press on. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 675406
uhhh you forgot that bastard part to his name. he got dubbed that for a reason. didntcha read the hair color prank post he made?
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~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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| C.
User ID: 700683
United States
7/4/2009 4:41 PM | | Re: Your family is your best friend, take care of it | Quote |
I only read the first page.
My family treats me like crap. It runs in the genes going back to when some people didn't talk to each other for like 20 years because there was some mixup about a ride home. Or something.
Seriously.
I am treated much better by people who are not related to me. My Mother lives about 10 miles away and I have not spoken to her in 6 years. My family is waaaay fucked up.
And the last ones I could ever depend on if I needed it. |
| Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean *VENOMmennonn*
User ID: 581503
United States
7/4/2009 5:00 PM
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I only read the first page.
My family treats me like crap. It runs in the genes going back to when some people didn't talk to each other for like 20 years because there was some mixup about a ride home. Or something.
Seriously.
I am treated much better by people who are not related to me. My Mother lives about 10 miles away and I have not spoken to her in 6 years. My family is waaaay fucked up.
And the last ones I could ever depend on if I needed it. Quoting: C. 700683
c, drewce was speaking of personal relationships not extended family. bf/gf, wife/husband type shit.
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~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 718304
Anonymous Proxy
7/4/2009 8:13 PM | | Re: Your family is your best friend, take care of it | Quote |
I only read the first page.
My family treats me like crap. It runs in the genes going back to when some people didn't talk to each other for like 20 years because there was some mixup about a ride home. Or something.
Seriously.
I am treated much better by people who are not related to me. My Mother lives about 10 miles away and I have not spoken to her in 6 years. My family is waaaay fucked up.
And the last ones I could ever depend on if I needed it. Quoting: C. 700683
I'm sorry to hear that. Mean people suck. |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 714917
United States
7/4/2009 10:47 PM | | Re: Your family is your best friend, take care of it | Quote |
Dear Magnificant Bastard,
Please ask your wife, Phen, if there are clones of you lying about. If my ex-husband of anearly 30 years marriage had been a mangnificant bastard, rather than what he was, there would still be a marriage. Unfortunately, he was something other. BTW, I think Phen is one of the most worthy posters on GLP.
Happy July 4th to you and your family. |
| Phennommennonn
The Queen Of Mean *VENOMmennonn*
User ID: 581503
United States
7/4/2009 10:49 PM
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~Galatians 4:16
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
~“In the Communist world, we see failure, technological backwardness, declining standards of health, even want of the most basic kind -- too little food. Even today, the Soviet Union still cannot feed itself. . . . East and West do not distrust each other because we are armed; we are armed because we distrust each other. And our differences are not about weapons but about liberty. . . . The most fundamental distinction of all between East and West is that the totalitarian world produces backwardness because it does such violence to the spirit, thwarting the human impulse to create, to enjoy, to worship. The totalitarian world finds even symbols of love and of worship an affront.” Ronald Reagan
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| bed
User ID: 628959
United States
7/5/2009 10:31 AM
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This morning the crapper throne was clogged again, (My fkn kids always have to use a GD roll to wipe their asses) this time I needed a snake but the snake wasn't working. I had to remove the entire commode. I made a water mess on the floor tile. I had to leave to get a wrench, and I asked her to go in the bathroom to see if I left my keys on the vanity. She went in there, skid on the tile and lay face down in shit water. 2nd fuckin time she has been shit on. Once by the chickens and now by the bathroom. She had wet shit paper in her hair  It wasn't pretty. When I went to run for the camera she B-lined for the bedroom and locked me out. I warned her pay backs a bitch. I'll get her.
Poor girl! Oh my god, you need to treat her better man-dude. |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 688363
 United Kingdom
7/5/2009 10:40 AM | | Re: Your family is your best friend, take care of it | Quote |
The family unit has broken down over time. Evolution of the family unit had accelerated at an alarming rate of decline since the 70's to close to extinction here in the millennium.
What I mean is, relationships no longer remain intact. Break ups, or divorce are more common than yeast infections. Sorry, but I needed a a quick analogy and this is all that came to mind.
I often see how people take for granted the other. They fight over bullshit, money, kids and they distance themselves from their "problems" by distractions such as online games, video games, gambling, porn, drinking, drugs and so on.
In conversations, both men and women bitch about each other."He won't mow the lawn", "She spends my pay check", "He sits home on his days off and does nothing", "She won't clean the house". I listen and I laugh to myself. Why don't they focus on what is important? That's each other and your family. All the other stuff is fucking bullshit.
Sure, I have it out with the 'wife', I don't want to sound like all is quiet on the Eastern front. She's always right, and I'm always wrong. (Sound familiar?) But I manage to find that medium where I invoke almost immediate comedy into it, and then the argument is forgotten.
Your family is important. You kids need stability and they look to you for that stability and when they grow up, how you raised them is exactly how they will raise their own. Your husband or your wife, boyfriend or girlfriend, just let them know you're listening to them, and that you haven't lost interest. This is free, you don't need money to show you care.
TPTB have disrupted the family unit. There are no morals anymore, no respect, no values and no effort in most relationships. This is due to the influences of television, movies, and of course changes within society through the media outlets.
Nothing is easy. Everything requires effort. But if you can balance out what is priority and what is not, you will come out a winner.
Contrary to what some of you think of me, I say with pride that I have a great family. My spouse as some of you know is Phen; (And believe me, I know what some of you think of her. Meh to that) That speedo thread she posted was just one of the things we do for laughs. Some of you weren't amused, and I get that, to each his own. This is what works for us. We find the laughs in everything we can.
Soon, I'm going to get ready to fire up the BBQ, and I'm going to do it in my new Speedo too.
Just think about what I said. Take care of your family. The shit in this country is tearing us down as a whole. They're taking everything away from us. They can take my house, my job, my money, my material things, but I'll be damned if they take my family.
All you need to do is make the time to laugh. Don't sweat the small stuff. Your family is your best friend.
Have a great 4th everyone.
Drewskii Quoting: The Magnificent Bastard
This is a stream of ill thought out bullshit cliches - for a start, THEY already own your family - if you have an SSN, you are OWNED - you will have to have FORCED vaccinations, be forced to be schooled (brainwashed), soon be forced to be part of the draft, the list goes on and on...
Not everyone has an apple pie family - many if not most have siblings who are braindead zombies with no clue about what is really going on and who suppor the Prez and or one party or the other, not realizing that BOTH are the same - there is no point trying to re-educate these people, it is pissing in the wind - I know because I've tried - far better to concentrate on the few family members, if there are any at all, who have some shred of common sense or yjose who have some innate feeling that all is not what it seems in this world.
Drewski, why bring this up on the 4th of July?
that ALONE shows how you have been brainwashed, does it not?
What about the other 364 days?
Do you go out and buy crap on the manufactured mothers and fathers 'days' too? |
| The Magnificent Bastard
User ID: 265891
United States
7/5/2009 12:00 PM
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This is a stream of ill thought out bullshit cliches - for a start, THEY already own your family - if you have an SSN, you are OWNED - you will have to have FORCED vaccinations, be forced to be schooled (brainwashed), soon be forced to be part of the draft, the list goes on and on...
Not everyone has an apple pie family - many if not most have siblings who are braindead zombies with no clue about what is really going on and who suppor the Prez and or one party or the other, not realizing that BOTH are the same - there is no point trying to re-educate these people, it is pissing in the wind - I know because I've tried - far better to concentrate on the few family members, if there are any at all, who have some shred of common sense or yjose who have some innate feeling that all is not what it seems in this world.
Drewski, why bring this up on the 4th of July?
that ALONE shows how you have been brainwashed, does it not?
What about the other 364 days?
Do you go out and buy crap on the manufactured mothers and fathers 'days' too? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 688363
Listen, you can either fall victim to the 'plan' or you can unite and go out a winner. It is that simple. My message wasn't a one hit wonder post, it was unilateral. Each and every day counts with your family. You're seeing only topical, while that too is important, dig to the root. You know all these things, now utilize that information. You say that your family needs to be educated? Then do it. Quality time with your family is where you begin.
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
| The Magnificent Bastard
User ID: 265891
United States
7/5/2009 12:02 PM
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Poor girl! Oh my god, you need to treat her better man-dude.
Bed my friend, this is all in fun. If this were not, you would be seeing the latter here.
I have no sense decency! That way, my other senses are enhanced!
I'm a pragmatist, everyone's an asshole but me. |
| Anonymous Coward
User ID: 707413
United States
7/5/2009 12:10 PM | | Re: Your family is your best friend, take care of it | Quote |
I only read the first page.
My family treats me like crap. It runs in the genes going back to when some people didn't talk to each other for like 20 years because there was some mixup about a ride home. Or something.
Seriously.
I am treated much better by people who are not related to me. My Mother lives about 10 miles away and I have not spoken to her in 6 years. My family is waaaay fucked up.
And the last ones I could ever depend on if I needed it. Quoting: C. 700683
Break the cycle. Strive to start your own nuclear family, filled with integrity and love. |
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