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How do you summon UFOs?

 
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Quit pretending like you know something!

Whatever. This is why people who do know things, don't bother telling, actually.
Perfect example, thanks for the demonstration.

The other reason, of course, is National Security.
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And plausible deniability.
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He will be happy to delude you into thinking that benign aliens exist and are here to help you.
What do you think the "Host of Heaven" are........for they are "off planet" help, are they not?

angels are ET's in the literal sense, in that they do not exist on this terra and can move between all dimensions (more than the 4 that we can move through: height, width, length and time).

God's good angels do God's bidding either visibly or invisibly as the bible shows us. The fallen angels also do the same except they intend to harm us. Paul tells us that satan is the prince of the power of the AIR and Paul also tells us that a war is going on. Satan's realm is the air and the invisible and he wars against all of humanity.

As the prince of the power of the air, satan broadcasts his evil, rebellious attitudes to all humanity, and except for a few whom God has called out of his deceptions, the whole world lives under his sway (Ephesians 2:1-3; I John 5:19; Revelation 12:9).

What I said in my comment was: satan is happy to delude you into thinking the crop circle authors or the UFO spacemen are benign, and are here to help us. They are not benign and they are not here to help us. ALiens in the traditionally thought sense do not exist (i.e. reptilians who live on other planets and travel in craft to visit us)

People think, mistakenly, that just BECAUSE they have abilities to move thru dimensions, appear and disappear, have (possibly) predictive intelligence, and knowledge of the coming events as well as past, that they MUST be good. No. They are evil. I hope I have answered your question?



Well, the lack of knowledge of God, dimensions and densities rules again here. They are here to help us! WE are in serious doo doo. We are NOT letting them help us, but they have done a great deal behind the scenes. This is a pitiful society, really with the religion. Really pitiful.

Satan isn't even a person that is here at this time. Without the help of our space visitors serving God and God of Nebadon is himself here, back in 1953, you would not be here to post on GLP< the planet was going into a very destructive axis relocation that would have cleansed life and required reseeding of the planet, as the MOTHER was really wanting us off of here after those tragic wars. Your post is incredibly ignorant, these folks have technology beyond anything we have here (and where did our growing technology come from the first place, from THEM), and they came to keep us from deleting ourselves. Think about it. The Internet, some of modern medicine etc IS from them. You would not have an internet and computers to post here without them. Grow up a bit, I get so disgusted reading this stuff everywhere on the net. "Satan" meaning the black ops folks have been very successful in poisoning people about the truth of the universe and other peoples out there.

You should be IN JOY that these ones have come to give us technology previously rejected by great ones incarnate, and help us understand the real nature of the creation and God. These folks do not have these incredibly STUPID religions. Thank God for that.
 Quoting: Candace

needless to say that any person believing satan is not a real person is utterly deluded and in need of devout and persistent prayer.
PROOF TEXT: To the Christian, the existence of Satan as a real person is proved by the fact that the Lord Jesus Christ recognized him as such. He referred to him frequently by name (e.g., Luke 10:18; Matthew 4:10; etc.) and indeed called him “the prince of this world” (John 12:31; 14:30; 16:11).

Any person rejecting God for a "Mother" is also in serious danger of eternal loss and perishing in the fire.
PROOF TEXT: The New Testament Epistles (from Acts to Revelation) also contain nearly 900 verses where the word theos—a masculine noun in the Greek—is used in direct reference to God. In countless references to God in Scripture, there is clearly a consistent pattern of His being referred to with masculine titles, nouns, and pronouns. While God is not a man, He chose a masculine form in order to reveal Himself to humanity. Especially John 10:30.

The reason we are in this pitiful state is that God gave satan the earth
PROOF TEXT: Satan is god of this world (2 Corinthians 4:4);
he is "prince of the power of the air" in Ephesians 2:2; "ruler of this world" in John 12:31

and we, in our sinful natures have aligned ourselves with sin and thus with satan. The only way is to accept Jesus and ask Him to forgive our sin.

Bless you Candace and I hope you allow the Holy Spirit to draw you toward salvation before God decides to allow your hardened heart toward the truth remain that way
"From that time Jesus began to preach and say, "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Matthew 4:17
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'Dread', I don't think 'Candice' was saying that there wasn't a Satan........just that he wasn't here right now.

A statement that I dispute by the way! But maybe she knows something that I don't......?
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spell lived backwards
spell live backwards
now spell god backwards
For those that seek you will find
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Quit pretending like you know something!
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Whatever. This is why people who do know things, don't bother telling, actually.
Perfect example, thanks for the demonstration.
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Cayce: “… The greater portion of Japan must go into the sea. …. then we may know it has begun …”. www.near-death.com/experiences/cayce11.html
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Quit pretending like you know something!
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Whatever. This is why people who do know things, don't bother telling, actually.
Perfect example, thanks for the demonstration.

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 Quoting: Aquarius 7

Can't have a conversation, if people don't talk!
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How many here have seen the objects in the night sky?
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Can't have a conversation, if people don't talk!
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Oddly enough, silence itself is a form of communication.
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'Dread', I don't think 'Candice' was saying that there wasn't a Satan........just that he wasn't here right now.

A statement that I dispute by the way! But maybe she knows something that I don't......?
 Quoting: voice

thank you voice. I interpreted her statement to mean that she didn't believe satan is on the earth. Either way, the bible bears out that he exists, is actively engaged with the world, to deny his involvement (even temporarily) is dangerous to one's soul...thank you for chiming in and I apologize if I was too hasty in my understanding of the conversation. (though my understanding of the bible is solid) :)
"From that time Jesus began to preach and say, "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Matthew 4:17
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The question one might ask is, "What does silence communicate?"

The aspects of a conversation are dependent upon their context.
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So, if you consider the context within which the silence occurred, you have your answer regarding the communication.
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'Dread', I don't think 'Candice' was saying that there wasn't a Satan........just that he wasn't here right now.

A statement that I dispute by the way! But maybe she knows something that I don't......?

thank you voice. I interpreted her statement to mean that she didn't believe satan is on the earth. Either way, the bible bears out that he exists, is actively engaged with the world, to deny his involvement (even temporarily) is dangerous to one's soul...thank you for chiming in and I apologize if I was too hasty in my understanding of the conversation. (though my understanding of the bible is solid) :)
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Ever meet Satan 'Dread'? I did once.......very gentle being! But boy could he lie!!! lol
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Can't have a conversation, if people don't talk!

Oddly enough, silence itself is a form of communication.
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LOL.......yea, it says: DON'T BOTHER ME RIGHT NOW, I'M THINKING! lol
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I've found going outside the cabin to pee at night and looking skyward almost inevitably reveals a strange moving light in the sky that I can't reasonably attribute to being a satellite or airplane, though I would love to so explain it.

Mostly, I don't look up anymore!

Not being flippant, though it sounds it.
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Many people find themselves to be given this opportunity.

Or you could pray.

Or breath deep.

Lot's of stuff.
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'Dread', I don't think 'Candice' was saying that there wasn't a Satan........just that he wasn't here right now.

A statement that I dispute by the way! But maybe she knows something that I don't......?

thank you voice. I interpreted her statement to mean that she didn't believe satan is on the earth. Either way, the bible bears out that he exists, is actively engaged with the world, to deny his involvement (even temporarily) is dangerous to one's soul...thank you for chiming in and I apologize if I was too hasty in my understanding of the conversation. (though my understanding of the bible is solid) :)

Ever meet Satan 'Dread'? I did once.......very gentle being! But boy could he lie!!! lol
 Quoting: voice

now that sounds like a story! No I have never met him in person though I was his until I was a middle aged adult. I did meet one of his fallen angels though, in the flesh. A smooth talking Liar.

I'm glad you survived the encounter voice!! Tell about it if you want, if not then I'm just glad that you recognize his lying capabilities!

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"From that time Jesus began to preach and say, "Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Matthew 4:17
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Ever meet Satan 'Dread'? I did once.......very gentle being! But boy could he lie!!! lol

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now that sounds like a story! No I have never met him in person though I was his until I was a middle aged adult. I did meet one of his fallen angels though, in the flesh. A smooth talking Liar.

I'm glad you survived the encounter voice!! Tell about it if you want, if not then I'm just glad that you recognize his lying capabilities!
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Well the guy said he was Satan.......but how can you believe anything Satan says? LOL
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Do any of you know how to summon UFOs and have you had any success with it?

I'd like to be able to summon them and take pictures or video - but if they will only show up if you agree not to do that I'm willing to try it that way first.

[I think Prophet Yahweh is B.S. JSYK]
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Um, I don't get it. If you think prophet yahweh is BS, then why do you want to be able to summon UFOs?
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hummbird It seems like quite a few people on this thread are on the Mock Now - Pay Later Plan. I don't recommend it, the paybacks a real bitch. This Was Your Life...

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UFOs are nothing but a creation that were formed in the same way as an aircraft.Form a place that was created for them.JUST LIKE THIS PLACE(EARTH)what could you create without the creation to create it from?And God knows who they are.
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Can't have a conversation, if people don't talk!
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Often I just listen. I learn a lot more that way. :)

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If at night you see bright low altitude lights, moving slowly, almost floating, no noise, then there are UFO's in your area. They usually move in squared patterns, and seem drawn to major highways & intersections. I'm on the outskirts of the city.

Spend some time outside at night watching. If you have a camera keep it handy. Think that you would like to see a UFO, and if they are out tonight tht you haven't seen their lights. Ask thinking, where are you guys tonight ?
That's what I think when I step outside and there aren't any visible. There are more UFO's in my night sky than airplanes, by 5 to 1 or more, easily. One will show itself almost everytime when none are visible if I ask.

If that doesn't work, turn on your camera, and click off a few photo into the sky. If you have flash, try that.
They seem to pick up the electronic signal, so flash usually isn't needed.

Don't give up if it doesn't work the first time.
And, if they do show themselves, take photos without flash, ISO at 64 if you can set it that way. Basically daytime manual settings.
And get some vids.

They like having their pictures taken, just like anyone else. If there are any near you, they will reward you for being interested. This will sound silly, but when you get your shots, follow with a friendly wave !

And if that doesn't work, I heard that the Roswell Et's like strawberry ice cream. Really. I tried Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla, yet no one landed to help eat it.

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Do any of you know how to summon UFOs and have you had any success with it?

I'd like to be able to summon them and take pictures or video - but if they will only show up if you agree not to do that I'm willing to try it that way first.

[I think Prophet Yahweh is B.S. JSYK]
 Quoting: Antiphon Revelation



Just place a Tin Foil hat on your head and say
" Mork calling orson - come in Orson"

.....Easy.............
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If at night you see bright low altitude lights, moving slowly, almost floating, no noise, then there are UFO's in your area. They usually move in squared patterns, and seem drawn to major highways & intersections. I'm on the outskirts of the city.[...]
 Quoting: Texas Uncensored


Your entire description practically describes my situation. It doesn't matter whether or not I go out on specific days or over and over again, these objects are almost always there. Sometimes knowing my presence is present and immediately flashes a bright white light.

Infact, last night it was a bright orb, which looked like a star moving slowly over me, just 50-80 feet in altitude. Typically, the Air Force shows up ten minutes later heading the direction of this orb.

One signal that surely works and is believable, "I know you're up there." That works 99% of the time... At first I was skeptical, but taking pictures and recording the event is certainly acceptable to it and whatever/whoever is responsible for it.

Although it's encouragable for the Paranormal Community to suggest these intelligent objects are other life forms, but imho, it's more likely to be a form of stealth or reconnaissance probe.
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If at night you see bright low altitude lights, moving slowly, almost floating, no noise, then there are UFO's in your area. They usually move in squared patterns, and seem drawn to major highways & intersections. I'm on the outskirts of the city.[...]

Your entire description practically describes my situation. It doesn't matter whether or not I go out on specific days or over and over again, these objects are almost always there. Sometimes knowing my presence is present and immediately flashes a bright white light.

Infact, last night it was a bright orb, which looked like a star moving slowly over me, just 50-80 feet in altitude. Typically, the Air Force shows up ten minutes later heading the direction of this orb.

One signal that surely works and is believable, "I know you're up there." That works 99% of the time... At first I was skeptical, but taking pictures and recording the event is certainly acceptable to it and whatever/whoever is responsible for it.

Although it's encouragable for the Paranormal Community to suggest these intelligent objects are other life forms, but imho, it's more likely to be a form of stealth or reconnaissance probe.
 Quoting: Ayreon



It's almost funny. The communication is almost as easy as speaking to someone standing next to you. And their love of having their pictures taken is so human. I think of the ones that are almost always above my neighborhood as if friends were driving by & waving. Their presence is friendly.
During Hurricane Ike, some very dark small cloaked craft were floating in their pattern above the apartments where I live, going in the opposite direction of the wind. After the storm, there was damage all around us at the other two complexes. But nothing here but some broken branches & blown fences.
I know they watched over me, us, during the 100+ mph winds that raged for almost 8 hours.

Just this morning, as my hubby was about to leave for work, I stepped out for a few minutes with him. The object that is in the sky in front of where Venus should be seen was obscured by cloudy haze. The outside light on my building was out, and it was very dark. The thought ran through my mind about how dark it was.
I looked up, and the object appeared through the haze, went from dim to bright, and pulsed. The light that was out on the building faded halfway on. I laughed and waved ! As my husband stepped into the car, the object dimmed and faded into the haze. As I stepped toward the front door, the broken light faded back off.

Right now, the light is still off, broken, just like it had been for more than a week.
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How many here have seen the objects in the night sky?
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yep see em all the time, i go camping in the rockies far from the city lights about a 1.5 miles above sea level.
they are not satellites or airplanes.
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you let satan into your life. He will be happy to delude you into thinking that benign aliens exist and are here to help you. I'm not being snide, on the contrary, I am totally serious.

God says not to summon. Saul chose to seek answers from a medium when God didn’t provide him the answers he wanted. In 1 Samuel 28:6-20, Saul asks a psychic to summon the spirit of the prophet Samuel. His grave error is mentioned later in Chronicles 10:13-14, which emphasizes that Saul’s involvement in it was wrong: “he [Saul] was unfaithful to the Lord, he did not keep the word of the Lord, and even consulted a medium for guidance, and did not inquire of the Lord…”

Satan’s henchmen are adept at appearing as helpful spirits, making it easy for them to confuse and corrupt people who open themselves up through channeling.
 Quoting: Dread Pirate Roberts

Thank You ! I enjoyed your response !
Holy, holy,holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.Praise the one who gives you peace beyond all understanding Yes that scripture still sounds good !
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Do any of you know how to summon UFOs and have you had any success with it?

I'd like to be able to summon them and take pictures or video - but if they will only show up if you agree not to do that I'm willing to try it that way first.

[I think Prophet Yahweh is B.S. JSYK]
 Quoting: Antiphon Revelation



I have just looked into the sky and said, "HEY!!! YOU, UP THERE!!! COME DO A FLYOVER!!!" and, you know what? Within a few weeks, if you go look out in the sky every night where you did that, you WILL SEE a UFO do a flyover.

No shit.
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Do any of you know how to summon UFOs and have you had any success with it?

I'd like to be able to summon them and take pictures or video - but if they will only show up if you agree not to do that I'm willing to try it that way first.

[I think Prophet Yahweh is B.S. JSYK]



Just place a Tin Foil hat on your head and say
" Mork calling orson - come in Orson"

.....Easy.............
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 651090



chuckle


In the Rockies you can see lots of odd things in the night sky. It's a practically a traffic jam up there.
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I feel like a dope for admitting this, but I do watch the night sky a lot and ocasionally shoot thoughts up at the things in the sky that don't appear to be planes. I think stuff like, "I see you. I know what you are." Maybe I'm just seeing a lot of satellites, but one time I shot a thought at this light orb and it fricken slowed down! Then it dropped elevation really fast and doubled back toward me like it was looking for me. I damn near pissed myself. A helicopter appeared on the distant horizon coming toward my area, then the orb blipped out...disappeared right before my eyes. Okay, there, I said it.
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So, what I am understanding is that you think *ALL* ETs are devils right? Every race from every planet are all devils every last one of them? No good ones anywhere? You never thought maybe there are good ones/ bad ones/ and indifferent ones just like humans?

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