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Would Jesus ride a Harley?

 
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Would Jesus ride a Harley?
These eye witness descriptions make it sound like Jesus looked a lot like a modern day biker, with his long hair and notchy beard.
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
Nu nu no no.
A Suzuki Hayabusa - no doubt about it!
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
well...he hung out with tax collectors and prostitutes.

why wouldn't he be a bike rider too? he loved everyone and everything.
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
avianclapp

Why Yes - In fact, He does in this Time...

He went out as the Lamb - He returns as the Lion...

OH - BTW - He left the name Yeshua on the last Skin Suit...

Its a new moniker now. Many Faces - Many Names - One Unity...

SmileyWink

In order to know a thing - One must be a Thing. It is the only way to Transmute...

hf
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Namaste,

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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
That would be cool! hf
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
you mean a hardley davidson?
paleeese.......no
only people with an inferiority complex needs such unreliable junk(got a better word but were talking bout Jesus)i suppose he would if he had to.
remember He rode a donkey into town not a stallion
so maybe he would ride that hardley
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07/11/2009 02:24 PM
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
Harley no.


Chrysler Tomahawk V10 yes
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
The question is what is he doing right NOW! Do you ever think like that?
I do.. I mean is he in a spaceship headed for earth? Who knows... will he be instantly transported here at the right time... We know how people leave

How do they come back! Same with the witnesses.. what is heaven another
dimension close by..How does God do it?

What is Jesus thinking about.. Is he watching us on a big screen? How is he preparing? God I can't wait to find out! What does he look like?
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
Who do you think invented them?
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
actually jesus was fat and a drunk.

ISAIAH 53:2 For he shall grow up before him as a tender plant, and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him.


MATTHEW 11:19 The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber

REVELATION 19:12 His eyes were as a flame of fire
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
you mean a hardley davidson?
paleeese.......no
only people with an inferiority complex needs such unreliable junk(got a better word but were talking bout Jesus)i suppose he would if he had to.
remember He rode a donkey into town not a stallion
so maybe he would ride that hardley
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A Norton Commando 850 then?
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
Who do you think invented them?
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if Jesus is a mecanic He might ride one and wrench every 2 hours.
I rode up to kern river from torrance back in 1977 and some harley tard got so mad he left for back home after pulling over every hour to fix something with that bucket of bolts.
of course if you ride harley you get trucks to follow-so when it craps out(and it WILL) you dont have to try and figure out why this bucket of bolts cant seem to stay together

harley is great for a bad image--real bad lol tard
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
well...he hung out with tax collectors and prostitutes.

why wouldn't he be a bike rider too? he loved everyone and everything.
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Dentists and accountants ride Harleys.
Jesus would probably ride a Vincent.
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07/11/2009 02:44 PM
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
You all need to educate Yourselves in this just as much as everyone does in other matters.

During the AMA Days - Harleys sucked Yeah and they had a great deal of problems but now that Willy G has taken the Company over again and reset its path with the Evolution Engine among other innovations - Harleys run great now.

I haven't had to wrench mine since I bought it - I do - But it is not necessary now with the Dependable Evolution Engine in it now.

I used to ride a Shovel too back in the day and while the Electrics sucked on It - It was a good ride as well...

Sidewalk Bikers LOL - Talkin' about what They DON'T know or haven't informed Themselves about (Typical).

MyHog_1

C'mon Peeps wake up - This is the easy stuff too never mind the UFOs and all the other shizola...

LOL...

ugtbkm
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
Who do you think invented them?

if Jesus is a mecanic He might ride one and wrench every 2 hours.
I rode up to kern river from torrance back in 1977 and some harley tard got so mad he left for back home after pulling over every hour to fix something with that bucket of bolts.
of course if you ride harley you get trucks to follow-so when it craps out(and it WILL) you dont have to try and figure out why this bucket of bolts cant seem to stay together

harley is great for a bad image--real bad lol tard
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tard < so thats a fatboy
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
These eye witness descriptions make it sound like Jesus looked a lot like a modern day biker, with his long hair and notchy beard.
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of course!
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
You all need to educate Yourselves in this just as much as everyone does in other matters.

During the AMA Days - Harleys sucked Yeah and they had a great deal of problems but now that Willy G has taken the Company over again and reset its path with the Evolution Engine among other innovations - Harleys run great now.

I haven't had to wrench mine since I bought it - I do - But it is not necessary now with the Dependable Evolution Engine in it now.

I used to ride a Shovel too back in the day and while the Electrics sucked on It - It was a good ride as well...

Sidewalk Bikers LOL - Talkin' about what They DON'T know or haven't informed Themselves about (Typical).

:MyHog_1:

C'mon Peeps wake up - This is the easy stuff too never mind the UFOs and all the other shizola...

LOL...

:ugtbkm:
 Quoting: Mercuriel™

tard so youre a fatboy? or are you just a promoter
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
He would ride the finest vintage Indian anyone has ever seen.
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
harley has gotten better since half the equipment on there is now jap
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
harley has gotten better since half the equipment on there is now jap
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
No. Don't you know that jews don't like hogs? It's against their religion. Jesus would ride a jap bike.
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
Jesus would have a Harley but wouldn't get into the chrome trip. [link to www.totalmotorcycle.com]
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
oh by the way my first transport was a motorcyle you clown
so i aint no sidewalk biker,
i rode rain or shine heavy downpour etc. never had a car in so cal until i was 18 and still had my 750 honda
i have owned several motorcycles--4 my last being a yamaha roadstar
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
tard so youre a fatboy? or are you just a promoter
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Mines the Dyna pictured previously in My Post in this Thread.

I'm a Biker Holmes - Real Deal and I ride My Bike whenever I can. I had to set Ya'll straight on Hogs nowadays is all.

I ain't dissin' anyone else's ride. Just educate Yourself about what You talk about - K ?

Thats why We're in this Mess in the first place...

:ohreally:

The only way to do that is Be...

To know a Thing is to Be a Thing...

You came to experience - Get at It...

hf

Last Edited by Mercuriel™ on 07/11/2009 03:02 PM
Peace, Light, Life, Love, Unity and Harmony.

Namaste,

Mercuriel
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
if i were to buy a ride i like it would be a bigbear chopper
nicest done ride in my opinion for the money.
and i would not be supporting a bunch of heads in there ??? harley people
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07/11/2009 03:16 PM
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
Harley no.


Chrysler Tomahawk V10 yes
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No Antigravity craft and star ships.
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
tard so youre a fatboy? or are you just a promoter

Mines the Dyna pictured previously in My Post in this Thread.

I'm a Biker Holmes - Real Deal and I ride My Bike whenever I can. I had to set Ya'll straight on Hogs nowadays is all.

I ain't dissin' anyone else's ride. Just educate Yourself about what You talk about - K ?

Thats why We're in this Mess in the first place...

:ohreally:

The only way to do that is Be...

To know a Thing is to Be a Thing...

You came to experience - Get at It...

hf
 Quoting: Mercuriel™


well if thats your boy start brainwashing him and he will grow up just like dear old dad
harley is the best....not
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
Dude - You're not getting it. Its not about You and Me. Its about the ridicule of something You either haven't experienced or don't want to - And then talking about It as if You have and that Your word is the final statement on It. That said, It is not...

I said - Experience something before You talk about it. Perfectly understandable. Not You versus Me and what WE are like...

Its about the facts and knowing Them. Our personal dramas and prejudices are beyond the scope of that.

I'm done with It. The Truth of what I speak stands for Itself.

BE

Good day to You at any rate, and may the Road only give You open passage...

monocat
Peace, Light, Life, Love, Unity and Harmony.

Namaste,

Mercuriel
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
:avianclapp:

Why Yes - In fact, He does in this Time...

He went out as the Lamb - He returns as the Lion...

OH - BTW - He left the name Yeshua on the last Skin Suit...

Its a new moniker now. Many Faces - Many Names - One Unity...

SmileyWink

In order to know a thing - One must be a Thing. It is the only way to Transmute...

hf
 Quoting: Mercuriel™

Nod,Nod,Wink.Wink. Say no more.
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Re: Would Jesus ride a Harley?
how can a myth ride a harley?

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