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GARBAGE, THE REASONS WHY SO CALLED, " BIBLE PROPHESY", IS GARBAGE

 
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A true "all knowing" god would have mentioned at least some of the following:

Automobiles
Freight trains
Florida
Toasters
Television
The internet
Gasoline engines
Hot air balloons
The Vietnam war
Sun glasses
Space heaters
The Hubble Telescope
Refrigerators
Electricity
Rubics Cube
Football
Plastics

or any of millions of other products by name, all of which men invented.

But no....... NONE. Not one

The bible god didnt even mention any of the other planets in our own solar system, that it supposedly created, but failed to mention.

OR

Other solar systems
Other planes in Those solar systems
Black Holes
The Universe

The bible god character could only create or know about things the bible writers could actually see.

All they could see was the heavens, the earth, and the stars.

The bible fails to even mention any place on earth outside of the middle east.

The middle east was the extent of the bible gods knowledge, because it was the extent of the bible writers knowledge.

The bible writers didnt have a clue any of the above existed, or ever would exist.

Any second grader can predict wars, famine, pestilence etc. That shit is always happening somewhere.

chrsiturds always try to apply these generalized garbage prophesys to any situation they want to.

They will say: "see ,the bible predicted the civil war"

No where is the "civil war" or any othere war by name or date mentioned that has occured since the bible was written.

No real god would ever say that the moon it supposedly created was a: "great light"

A creator god could not possibly be this stupid.

The moon looked like "a great light" to the ignorant writers, so they had their god character creating a "great light" to rule the night.

We know that the bible writers located heaven several hundred feet about the ground so god could walk around
and watch people.
.

We know thise because men tried to build a tower so they could climb it and get into heaven free.

The bible god character was worried that they would get into heaven free as teh tower was closing in on heaven. got made them speak in different languages to put a stop to the tower.

BTW, these different languages do not account for the 180 different races of humanity that live on this planet now.

It's simply not possible that 8 people of the same race created 180 different races in 2000 years.

Millions of years of mutation and evolution are required for this type of occurance.

But I digress.

The bible writers didnt know that ther was no oxygen higher up.

A real god would have fucked with them by continually raising heaven a few feet at a time so he kept it say, ten feet about the tower top.

Then god could have just given them the finger as they worked 15 feet below him, or he could have showered them with hot oil, or knowing the god character was an asshole, excrement.


The bible writers also OBVIOUSLY didnt have a fuking clue that men would someday invent airplanes.

or spacecraft.

Airplanes are more proof that god is not "all knowing"

god stupidly didn't realize that aircraft would make a mockery of the brainless "heaven" concept and location.

So .....Read em and weep

THE CHRISTURD CULT = GUARANTEED FAIL.

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how do you know heaven isnt up there. maybe if you could peel back the membrane between dimensions you would even be able to go there.
.A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

C. S. Lewis
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Maybe He did and He hid it so that dumb asses like you can't find it.
Genesis 3:15: "And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel." The Nephilim control the world now, but not for long!

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Many other truths recorded you reject.
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how do you know heaven isnt up there. maybe if you could peel back the membrane between dimensions you would even be able to go there.
 Quoting: Neesie



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Is that all you've got?

Would anyone really want to spend eternity floating in space?

Dont ever look down.

CHRISTURD CULT RELIGION = FAIL.

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Maybe He did and He hid it so that dumb asses like you can't find it.
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Ok Im a dum ass, so tell me where heaven is, your
highness.

Meantime....

THE CHRISTURD CULT RELIGION = FAIL

ITS ALL ABOUT MONEY FOLKS.
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how do you know heaven isnt up there. maybe if you could peel back the membrane between dimensions you would even be able to go there.



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Is that all you've got?

Would anyone really want to spend eternity floating in space?

Dont ever look down.

CHRISTURD CULT RELIGION = FAIL.

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In order to hate on religion one should at least have a basic understanding of what it is saying. most people don't die and go to heaven. god said that "dust thou art and to dust do thou return" you don't go to heaven and float around.

It is my understanding that Jesus is returning to build a new city after he destroys the wicked. He will stock the new city with decent people.

Satan will be thrown into a pit for a thousand years so that man can live without his evil influence and treat each other with respect

This is where the dead in christ will rise and come to live in the new city (not heaven)
.A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

C. S. Lewis
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jebus in one of his few moments of clarity told you exactly where heaven is! he said IT IS IN YOUR HEART. or even more accurately it is in the energy packet called your soul.

if you have the intention to make heaven in your heart you will do it. might take a little time.
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Many other truths recorded you reject.
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How about some elaboration?

Until then..

THE CHRISTURD RELIGION IS ALL ABOUT MONEY, POWER AND CONTROL.

THE CHRISTURD CULT OF BLIND FAITH = FAIL

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bsflag

OP = Fail

No valid points. No logic. Just plain fail. LOLOLOLOLOL.
“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”

"If any one of you thinks he is wise by the standards of this age, he should become a "fool" so that he may become wise"- 1 Corinthians 3:18

"A prudent man foresees danger and takes refuge, but the simple pass on and suffer for it"- Proverbs 22:3
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I believe in God but OP has made some good points.

The people that wrote the Bible are just men. No one religion has it right. God will remain a mystery to mankind.

I think the Bible prophesies are being used right now as a play book by TPTB. They are the ones that are causing events to happen that appear to be prophesies coming true for their own ends.
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I believe in God but OP has made some good points.

The people that wrote the Bible are just men. No one religion has it right. God will remain a mystery to mankind.

I think the Bible prophesies are being used right now as a play book by TPTB. They are the ones that are causing events to happen that appear to be prophesies coming true for their own ends.
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god is not a complete mystery to mankind. all of the conscoius creation is god. ET is god, High entities some call the holy spirit are god, i am god and you are god. we are all part of the mother tao just smaller and bigger fragments of it.
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how do you know heaven isnt up there. maybe if you could peel back the membrane between dimensions you would even be able to go there.



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Is that all you've got?

Would anyone really want to spend eternity floating in space?

Dont ever look down.

CHRISTURD CULT RELIGION = FAIL.

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In order to hate on religion one should at least have a basic understanding of what it is saying. most people don't die and go to heaven. god said that "dust thou art and to dust do thou return" you don't go to heaven and float around.

It is my understanding that Jesus is returning to build a new city after he destroys the wicked. He will stock the new city with decent people.

Satan will be thrown into a pit for a thousand years so that man can live without his evil influence and treat each other with respect

This is where the dead in christ will rise and come to live in the new city (not heaven)
 Quoting: Neesie



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Christurds are alway all talk and no action.

They have nothing to show, at show and tell.

christurds have been saying the exact same garbage shit posted above for thousands of years.

All were constant uninterrupted never ending failures.

"just wait till our god gets here, boy he will dump you and satan into hell," and all us shit bag loser cultist are going straight to heaven with jesus. Yippie".

sure you are.

Whats your mutherfuker pig shit dumper god waiting for?

Its all pure garbage. Your turd cult is designed to keep the cash rolling in, and keep zombie christurds dumbed down, brainwashed and broke.

Its been thousands of years, and hundreds of generations
of now dead christurds spewing the exact same vomit as above.

All failures
No god fugger has ever appeared.

Yoru fugger god is nothing but a fukng joke.

That mutherfuker is always cuming.... he just never gets here....... and never will get here.

Your nutsack god is nothing more than a cartoon character.

A cartoon character that makes preachers rich.

THE GARBAGE CHRSITER CULT = FAIL


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elohims are the echo of the real creator and when 'they' send a massege that the sevent day god took for himself to rest, that would mean that the ' great light' of the 'moon' in the sky was placed as a memory as 'in the dream' of the sun light
and that ' moon' is the sun we see every day
possibly
re-ptilians' function in a sleep time
there is a subconscious-ness mind 2
yhvh ..as t-et-ra-gram-ma-ton
has the function as for the
changings to come must be a switch
from the night sky to day light
(e.g. the scientist saw there was a switch done for mithohondrial evolution between the white and coloured people, harmonics at work from the memory pull in connection with the moon as moon now)



[quote=]No real god would ever say that the moon it supposedly created was a: "great light"

A creator god could not possibly be this stupid.

The moon looked like "a great light" to the ignorant writers, so they had their god character creating a "great light" to rule the night.
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gramma is in language important for what?
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Didnt you read my post? There is no mention of anyone going to Heaven Get over it already.
.A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

C. S. Lewis
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"dust thou art and to dust do thou return"
dutch
dus thou art an dus thou ..re- turn
so you are and so you will turn to RE (the SUN)
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jebus in one of his few moments of clarity told you exactly where heaven is! he said IT IS IN YOUR HEART. or even more accurately it is in the energy packet called your soul.

if you have the intention to make heaven in your heart you will do it. might take a little time.
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I havent seen a single chriturd begging their god fugger to allow them to spend eternity within their own heart.

That does make more sense that the christurd cult's garbage heaven though.

THE GARBAGE CHRISTURD CULT = FAIL.


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The only thing that matters is Jesus Christ.

All the stuff you just mentioned means absolutely nothing to God.

He created the whole universe and you talk of cars and internet and blah blah blah?

What does all that matter when He holds creation in the palm of His hands?

That is why Jesus Christ, His son, is the only thing that matters. The CREATOR.

Get right with God/Jesus Christ now because there is no time left.

The Rapture is about to occur and time has run out.

God Bless!!!
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very good point OP.


Of course it's been said before , more eloquently but...I digress.


Bible study was hard , as things kept making less and less sense, and contradictions piled up... but the thing that really pushed me over the edge was the shellfish thing.

I really like to eat shellfish. Shrimp, lobster, crab legs...

I mean...all you can eat crab legs in Atlantic City...

if loving that is wrong... I don't wanna be right!
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The only thing that matters is Jesus Christ.

All the stuff you just mentioned means absolutely nothing to God.

He created the whole universe and you talk of cars and internet and blah blah blah?

What does all that matter when He holds creation in the palm of His hands?

That is why Jesus Christ, His son, is the only thing that matters. The CREATOR.

Get right with God/Jesus Christ now because there is no time left.

The Rapture is about to occur and time has run out.

God Bless!!!
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Well you see thats where you are fuked. YOur jesus goober
is just a make believe character in a stinky old book. No different than the Sandman or the Tooth Fairy.

Notice that motherfuker has been a no show for thousands and thousands of years.

Guess why that is spanky

You would literally be much better off selecting a
nice dog turd, placing it on your mantle, and worshiping it.

A dog turd wont lie to like your fat ass preacher does, and it wont steal ten per cent of your life time income. Your prayer results will be exzactly the same too.

No one can deny that a dog turd is real.

Your fuko basturd faggot sack o crappo jesus character is no different than any other cartoon character.

THE CHRISTURD CULT RELIGION = FAIL

PS: there will never be a rapture, you mindless turd.
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wow you know an awful lot about a subject you hate...weird in itself
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all meaningless stuff, no wonder we are in this sad state.

he did say the debtor is slave to the lender. slave!

o and wormwood is nukes, yea we as a huan race got it so right where gonna nuke ourselves ha hah hah ha ha

now that you set us all straight thankyou i learned so much from you lol

na actualy its starting to amuse me, the ignorance ,arrogance, prideful and haughty.

the stuff you people come up with is actualy straight from the bible. you play your role to, you are in there too lol
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The bible speaks of Helicopters actually...


Revelation 9:7-10

7And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, (base of the rotor) and their faces were as the faces of men.

8And they had hair as the hair of women, (Main Rotor)and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.

9And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle. (sound a helicopter would make)

10And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: (Tail Rotor) and their power was to hurt men five months.

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The bible also speaks about T.V.

Rev 13:15
15And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.

I believe this is a reference to television. The antichrist will be seen on T.V. daily. This would make the image of the beast speak. It seems that eventually, the antichrist will come on every day and if you don't have your t.v. on to worship him, they will be able to track it and come hunt you down and kill you for treason.
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Well over 140 prophesies were fulfilled when Jesus Christ was born, so far it is 100% accurate. Only a true retard would deny such proof and claim it as a fail. You are as ignorant as you are vile, a useless piece of shit born of Satan himself. I will be glad to crush you under my feet.
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Here is the 'prophetic system' that I believe the Bible is based upon.


mayantempl

Each level of Creation is built on seven 'days' and six 'nights' just as described in Genesis.

The frequency of 13.


Single cells were the highest form of consciosness 1.26 billion years back.

1.26 billion / 20 = 63 million

Mammals were the highest form of consciousness 63 million years back, a conglomeration of cells.

63 million / 20 = 3.2 million

Families (bi-pedal apes) were the highest form of consciousness 3.2 million years back, a conglomeration of mammals

3.2 million / 20 = 160,000

Tribes (homo-sapiens) were the highest form of consciousness 160,000 years back, a conglomeration of families.

160,000 / 20 = 8,000

Cultures (agriculture) was the highest form of consciousness 8,000 years back, a conglomeration of tribes.

8,000 / 20 = 400

Modern nations were the highest form of consciousness 400 years back, a conglomeration of cultures.

400 / 20 = 20

Global consciousness (Internet) became the highest form of consciousness 20 years back (2012 - 20 = 1992!), a conglomeration of nations.

20 / 20 = 1

According to the pattern in the autumn of 2010 galactic consciousness becomes enabled.

Prophecy is easy when you know the shape of consciousness accelaration, in this case it is a vortex.

The consciousness constant is 20.


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wow you know an awful lot about a subject you hate...weird in itself
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I know way more than zombified christurds.

I do like attractive female christurd cultist. They are the easiest women to fuk. Most of the time its not even necessary for me to pretend to be a christurd. I especially like to fuk married chrsiturd women.

The christurd cult really has nothing at all, except an old story book that mixes the lives of ignorant people with mystical superstition and cultism.


Blind faith is a is as worthless as a sixty five million year old dinosaour fart.


A 6000 year no show shit faced god fugger.
A no show basturd jessu fugger.
A dog crap heaven, hell, and devil.

Christurds have nothing except fat scummy preachers taking their money via blatant fraud.


THE CHRISTER CULT IS GARBAGE = FAIL

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OP, queers say heaven is up your pooper!

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