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Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike Poremba

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Earth Daughter Subscriber
Wide Awake
User ID: 725116
United States
7/14/2009 4:19 AM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

Why do people insist on giving exact dates?

LOL
STB
User ID: 725217
Australia
7/14/2009 4:23 AM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

Why do people insist on giving exact dates?

LOL
 Quoting: Earth Daughter



We've enough dates here to make a date tart!




rofl
Bugeater
User ID: 648022
United States
7/14/2009 9:11 AM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

OK, time to see some shaking!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 725044
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7/14/2009 9:39 AM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

This needs to be pinned until this man is proven to be a messenger of God or a false prophet.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 715142
United States
7/14/2009 9:49 AM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

OMG!!

Magnitude 1.8
Date-Time Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 12:49:59 UTC
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 05:49:59 AM at epicenter
Time of Earthquake in other Time Zones
Location 33.245°N, 116.418°W
Depth 5.7 km (3.5 miles)
Region SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
Distances 4 km (3 miles) W (266°) from Borrego Springs, CA
25 km (15 miles) NE (39°) from Julian, CA
29 km (18 miles) WNW (293°) from Ocotillo Wells, CA
56 km (34 miles) SSW (198°) from Indio, CA
63 km (39 miles) ENE (78°) from Escondido, CA
85 km (53 miles) NE (53°) from San Diego, CA
Location Uncertainty horizontal +/- 0.5 km (0.3 miles); depth +/- 0.8 km (0.5 miles)
Parameters Nph= 42, Dmin=3 km, Rmss=0.36 sec, Gp=108°,
M-type=local magnitude (ML), Version=1
Source California Integrated Seismic Net:
USGS Caltech CGS UCB UCSD UNR
Event ID ci10438217
Drakensang
User ID: 725389
United States
7/14/2009 10:09 AM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

OK, time to see some shaking!!
 Quoting: Bugeater 648022


Looks like no major earthquakes disrupted Californians in Dreamland.

I've been wondering what time of day would be the worst for loss of
life due to monster quakes.

Seismic volatility during heavy commuting rush hours and midday
when workers are inside highrise buildings might cause the most
injuries and deaths.

If Mike Poremba issues an update, I'll post it here if possible.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 688842
United States
7/14/2009 10:18 AM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

bsflag skull_fing bushfing bonghit dumbass stfu
NosVeratu
User ID: 723304
United States
7/14/2009 10:56 AM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

OMG!!

Magnitude 1.8
Date-Time Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 12:49:59 UTC
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 05:49:59 AM at epicenter
Time of Earthquake in other Time Zones
Location 33.245°N, 116.418°W
Depth 5.7 km (3.5 miles)
Region SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
Distances 4 km (3 miles) W (266°) from Borrego Springs, CA
25 km (15 miles) NE (39°) from Julian, CA
29 km (18 miles) WNW (293°) from Ocotillo Wells, CA
56 km (34 miles) SSW (198°) from Indio, CA
63 km (39 miles) ENE (78°) from Escondido, CA
85 km (53 miles) NE (53°) from San Diego, CA
Location Uncertainty horizontal +/- 0.5 km (0.3 miles); depth +/- 0.8 km (0.5 miles)
Parameters Nph= 42, Dmin=3 km, Rmss=0.36 sec, Gp=108°,
M-type=local magnitude (ML), Version=1
Source California Integrated Seismic Net:
USGS Caltech CGS UCB UCSD UNR
Event ID ci10438217
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 715142


OMG, a 1.8? The big one is on the way folks. Glad I bought that property in Nevada. Soon as Cali slides in the ocean, I'll have beachfront property!!!
/sarcam off

However, I really huge earthquake, that would set all the western volcanoes and Yellowstone erupting would be okay. Its about time this big blue marble finally goes to hell in a handbasket. I'm dying of anticipation waiting for it.

stoner
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 649356
United States
7/14/2009 1:19 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

a whole lotta shakin' going on yet?
omnipadme007
User ID: 617084
United States
7/14/2009 1:25 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

PREEMPTIVE FAIL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 148742
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 641257
United States
7/14/2009 1:29 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

OK, time to see some shaking!!


Looks like no major earthquakes disrupted Californians in Dreamland.

I've been wondering what time of day would be the worst for loss of
life due to monster quakes.

Seismic volatility during heavy commuting rush hours and midday
when workers are inside highrise buildings might cause the most
injuries and deaths.

If Mike Poremba issues an update, I'll post it here if possible.
 Quoting: Drakensang



heh If Mike Poremba issues an update, he's probably a false prophet or never "heard" the Holy Spirit in the first place.

God doesn't go back on His word. Wait and see if it happens. I guess there is some validity to an Earthquake happening since well all the activity in the area points to the possibility.

I must admit I had some kind of premonition for July 15th myself. But that is just THAT. A PREMONITION, a feeling. Thats it. So don't say I said blah blah blah. Just a feeling is all.

In any case just be careful and be ready if anything happens.

Take Care and God Bless!!!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 265891
United States
7/14/2009 1:49 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

bump
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 667950
United States
7/14/2009 3:04 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

Jesus said 'You shall know them by their fruit'.

Humility is the key.

Proverbs states "A righteous man falls seven times, and gets back up again'.

One cannot get up until they acknowledge that they've fallen (made a mistake). Embracing your failures is very humbling, but they cannot be redeemed until/unless you do so(for some reason, I find pastors - in particular - have trouble with this).

That having been said, I've been up almost all night, and the Holy Spirit has done nothing but blissfully ministered His peace and assurance to me regarding this whole topic.

My advice to anyone in SoCal - stay calm, but play it smart. Stock up on food, water for up to 2-3 weeks (if possible, if not - God will provide!).

This nation needs an awakening. May God use today's events to be an effectual wake-up call to the Christians, and then to the rest of America.

In Christ,

Mike Poremba
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 721764
United States
7/14/2009 3:13 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

12:16 here in cali! we're a waiting!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 721764
United States
7/14/2009 3:16 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

Jesus said 'You shall know them by their fruit'.

Humility is the key.

Proverbs states "A righteous man falls seven times, and gets back up again'.

One cannot get up until they acknowledge that they've fallen (made a mistake). Embracing your failures is very humbling, but they cannot be redeemed until/unless you do so(for some reason, I find pastors - in particular - have trouble with this).

That having been said, I've been up almost all night, and the Holy Spirit has done nothing but blissfully ministered His peace and assurance to me regarding this whole topic.

My advice to anyone in SoCal - stay calm, but play it smart. Stock up on food, water for up to 2-3 weeks (if possible, if not - God will provide!).

This nation needs an awakening. May God use today's events to be an effectual wake-up call to the Christians, and then to the rest of America.

In Christ,

Mike Poremba
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667950

fake or real guy?
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7/14/2009 3:22 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

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Anonymous Coward
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7/14/2009 3:23 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

Jesus said 'You shall know them by their fruit'.

Humility is the key.

Proverbs states "A righteous man falls seven times, and gets back up again'.

One cannot get up until they acknowledge that they've fallen (made a mistake). Embracing your failures is very humbling, but they cannot be redeemed until/unless you do so(for some reason, I find pastors - in particular - have trouble with this).

That having been said, I've been up almost all night, and the Holy Spirit has done nothing but blissfully ministered His peace and assurance to me regarding this whole topic.

My advice to anyone in SoCal - stay calm, but play it smart. Stock up on food, water for up to 2-3 weeks (if possible, if not - God will provide!).

This nation needs an awakening. May God use today's events to be an effectual wake-up call to the Christians, and then to the rest of America.

In Christ,

Mike Poremba

fake or real guy?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 721764


I think he's genuinely authentic as a born-again christian. I'm still not sure about his prophesy but if its true, that'll prove itself out.

Wait and See. Watch and Prepare.

God Bless!!!
Doomamatrix Subscriber
User ID: 725486
United States
7/14/2009 3:26 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

Well, nothing I can do. My unemployment continues and we have started to use our reserve supplies. I cannot and will not just going running out to restock just because some yahoo comes on GLP and posts some doom.

Doom lover tho I am, I am passing on this one.
Hope I am right.
Purveyor of finest assholes!
User ID: 662468
Puerto Rico
7/14/2009 3:29 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

False profet
bonghit <-- The GLP blue horsepenis of failed predictions ....

You prediction fails you suck on it untill it smokes !

Pinching the red wart on testicle from time to time !

(so the horse gets more exited ! )

lol

ALERT! Warning For Southern CA - July 14th

by Mike Poremba
mjporemba@yahoo.com

July 11, 2009

Last night, at a prayer meeting at the Westside Vineyard
Fellowship in Los Angeles, the Holy Spirit powerfully
convicted me to warn those in attendance that there'd me
a major earthquake in LA this Tuesday, July 14th. At the
same time, God compelled me to urge people not to travel
that day, if at all possible.

This morning at around 3:30am - I woke in bed, and the
Holy Spirit began to deal with me that I must share this
warning on the internet, as well.

For months, I believe God's been showing me that an
earthquake - along with several weeks of food shortages -
would be coming to Los Angeles.

If I've heard from God correctly, it'll take place within the next 96 hours.

Sincerely - In The Name of Jesus,

Mike Poremba
mjporemba@yahoo.com
 Quoting: Drakensang
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 721700
United States
7/14/2009 3:30 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

The clock is still ticking......

Wonder if it will happen?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 454845
United States
7/14/2009 3:31 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

OK, time to see some shaking!!


Looks like no major earthquakes disrupted Californians in Dreamland.

I've been wondering what time of day would be the worst for loss of
life due to monster quakes.

Seismic volatility during heavy commuting rush hours and midday
when workers are inside highrise buildings might cause the most
injuries and deaths.

If Mike Poremba issues an update, I'll post it here if possible.
 Quoting: Drakensang


high rise buildings are pretty solid, and are typically built on rollers to move with the motion. homes, apartments, etc. are a much bigger risk.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 721700
United States
7/14/2009 3:34 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

Here is an update from Mike Poremba:

----------------------------------------------------------​-------

Mike Poremba:

"Hey, Guys:

If I can give a little background on this prophetic word:

God called me onto an extended fast which ended at 17 days last Monday.

Previously, the Holy Spirit had been powefully impressing on me that there'd be a California earthquake in July.

Okay, fine. But, as I proceeded on this fast, I kept hearing the Holy Spirit tell me 'July 14'.

At times - it was very powerful.

However, I had NO DESIRE or INCLINATION WHAT-SO-EVER to make that date public!

Also, I wanted to wait until the fast was finished to see how I was processing what I felt God was saying (as you might know, fasting can be very stressful on the brain and body, and you're not always in the best place to discern the Voice of God.

Experience has taught me that it's usually AFTER the fast is done when you really hear God speak!).

Anyway, I finished the fast last Monday. On Tues/Wed. of last week, the Holy Spirit began to visit me POWERFULLY about what I've prophesied for tomorrow.

Frankly, my impression was that it would be either Tues OR Wednesday of this week - but probably Tuesday.

On Friday evening, on my way to the prayer meeting, the Holy Spirit fell on my powefully and convicted me that I must warn the people about an earthquake this TUESDAY.

Okay, so - at the meeting - this is what I did.

Frankly, I thought to myself: At the worst, I've only made a fool of myself in front of a few dozen people (and of course, the few dozen people each of them would tell!).

However, as I've explained, that night God - once again - convicted me that I must warn people on the internet, as well (gulp!).

Believe me, I prayed over this very thoroughly before putting up that post.

And, so - here we are.

I have been faithful and obedient to what - I am convinced - God told me to do.

In (roughly) 24 hours, I will be either the 'Fool-Of-The-Day' in Cyber-world, or living in the aftermath of a natural disaster.

Anyone care to trade places? :) "


..........................................................​................


"In Feb/March, the Holy Spirit visited me powerfully and told me that LA had seven years remaining.

Then, what happens next can be found in the second half of the verse found in Ezekiel 39:6(the second part of the 1999 prophecy).

What (I believe) God told me will happen tomorrow may be a catalyst for a great outpouring.

God has not told me that, and I refuse to be so presumptious as to think it HAS to happen.

The prayer-lessness and apathy I see as I move amongst christian circles in LA is quite appalling, unfortunately.

Others, no doubt, would disagree with my view - but that's how I see it."


[link to all-things-new.net]
 Quoting: Drakensang


Draken - thanks for putting this warning up.

As to those near L.A., any strange things happening with animals or insects?
Babe in a Bunker Subscriber
The Sixth Witness
User ID: 707525
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7/14/2009 3:36 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

Can you at least give me a 2 hour warning so I can loot the appropriate stores? I want to be home in time to cower under my table and scream like a little bitch when the big one hits...
You got it bad lover,
no, you got it good.
You saw the sun
like you knew that you would...
in spite of my confusion,
up above all my pain
I gotta death-grip on this vision,
here we go again...

********************
Kick my ass:
[link to biab1973.mybrute.com]
Doomamatrix Subscriber
User ID: 725486
United States
7/14/2009 3:45 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

First thing I am gonna do IF this comes to pass is break out the emergency smokes...say, how long does tabacco last anyway?
I've had these things around since the LAST big OMIGODTHEWORLDISGONNAEND crap fest in 2006.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 667950
United States
7/14/2009 3:50 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

harry potter party in LA later today. Judgment starts with all the wannabe witches worshiping harry.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 454845
United States
7/14/2009 3:52 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

harry potter party in LA later today. Judgment starts with all the wannabe witches worshiping harry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667950


that premiere was on sunday.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 667950
United States
7/14/2009 3:54 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

harry potter party in LA later today. Judgment starts with all the wannabe witches worshiping harry.


that premiere was on sunday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 454845


[link to www.zimbio.com]
Gitchie Gett
User ID: 276862
United States
7/14/2009 3:55 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

Hey STFU

God Bless,
Gitchie
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 454845
United States
7/14/2009 3:57 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

harry potter party in LA later today. Judgment starts with all the wannabe witches worshiping harry.


that premiere was on sunday.


[link to www.zimbio.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 667950


a viewing party, wow. there's likely something similar going on in every major city, and it's happened for each movie and book release.
Nosveratu
User ID: 723304
United States
7/14/2009 4:04 PM
Re: Major Earthquake In Los Angeles on Tuesday 14 July 2009 --- Warning given by Mike PorembaQuote

Now, when he made the original prediction, did he predict it would happen 7/14/09 in PDT, or UDT, or is it whatever timezone he is in. I mean, it could make a difference.

Either way, time is running out.

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