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Gear Up Your Banjoes - It's Time for The Annual Redneck Games!

 
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Gear Up Your Banjoes - It's Time for The Annual Redneck Games!
Join us now!

Somethin' fer everyone!

Go fer the mud-hawg in the mud-pit belly-flop contest!

Git your pigs' feet here --- But ya gotta bob fer 'em first, 'afore Eric “Iron Head” Outler shows up!

You ain't heard no music 'less you done heard our armpit orcheestra!

Free Watermelon - Jes' be sure ya spit the seed far!

All the beer an moonshine ya can drink!




Wow...Just look at this mess.


More than 10,000 competitors have taken part in the annual Redneck Games in Georgia where events include watermelon-seed-spitting and armpit-squelching

The most popular contest of the games, held in the small town of East Dublin, was the mud-pit belly-flop, where fully clothes contestants plunged front-first into a vat of red mud clay.

Judges awarded higher marks for “beauty of form” in the flop and the size of the splash.

Beer flowed freely at the games, where other disciplines included the stomach-churning Bobbing for Pig's Feet, where competitors bobbed into a shoulder-deep bucket to retrieve pigs trotters, and the Armpit Serenade in which contestants were judged on their ability to replicate the sound of breaking wind.

The Macon Telegraph newspaper reported that two-year champion Eric “Iron Head” Outler who participated in several rounds of the Bobbing competition, was able to remove the pigs feet in under 21 seconds in one round, and under 16 seconds in another.

The Redneck Games, which first appeared as a sideshow to the Atlanta Olympics in 1996, were the inspiration of Jeff Kidd and his team at local radio station, WQZY. They are run by the local Lions Club.

Their initial intention was to give Olympic spectators reasons to stop off in the small town of East Dublin, as they travelled between the main games in Atlanta and the ice hockey in nearby Savannah.

Attendance has risen from the inaugural 1,000 guests to crowds nearing 10,000 in recent times.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: Gear Up Your Banjoes - It's Time for The Annual Redneck Games!
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

Sorry forgot the link.

Go check out the famous "Redneck Queen Bailey" do her best belly-buster!
Goodbye, halcyon days...

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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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Re: Gear Up Your Banjoes - It's Time for The Annual Redneck Games!
Okay...where's Remember This? He would go with me.

omwakkka
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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07/14/2009 10:29 AM
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Okay...where's Remember This? He would go with me.

:omwakkka:
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chuckle
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Re: Gear Up Your Banjoes - It's Time for The Annual Redneck Games!
Annual? Clearly you've never lived in the south. Try every weekend.
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07/14/2009 10:32 AM
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laugh
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07/14/2009 10:33 AM
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Oh man..they did the armpit serenade. I missed out big time chuckle
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07/14/2009 10:34 AM
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laugh
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WOW , lost for words , is this real , people act like this?
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07/14/2009 10:37 AM

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WOW , lost for words , is this real , people act like this?
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hahaha, yes. i think so.
Goodbye, halcyon days...

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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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07/14/2009 10:40 AM
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Ya know....pigs never used to play in the mud till they saw us doin' it 1rof1
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07/14/2009 10:47 AM

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[link to summerredneckgames.com]

the photo album.

ROFL at the picture of the shirtless guys who turned the truck bed into a mudpit to soak in.
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There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 639785

Thunder thighs!
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Thunder thighs!
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and lightning butts chuckle
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07/14/2009 11:21 AM
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More peaceable games. neat.
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Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's?

Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves.

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you love em for free beer.
Brother sun, intuition moon. Home at the forest.

Sure every post I have mentions goat blood...How do you think we get plasma tv's?

Organic needs are being assaulted. I'm not amused by this & encourage all to grow heirloom seed for themselves.

The garden gives greatest power.
Diabetes curing food list [Forget the FDA - Think for yourself]:
Thread: Every item recently recalled by FDA for salmonella has diabetic healing also prostate Big Pharma rids their competition
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07/14/2009 11:44 AM

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you love em for free beer.
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and pig feet
Goodbye, halcyon days...

 There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.





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