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Paris Hilton Dead in a Private Plane Crash

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Bing
User ID: 724891
7/13/2009 5:17 PM

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Pure BS. But one day Hilton will save the world. Watch.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 648028
7/13/2009 5:46 PM

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You know it's Paris Hilton is no actress. Quoting: PhantomLordNYC I dunno 'bout that, she was good in that " one " bedroom vid. :)

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 300370
7/13/2009 5:46 PM

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oh noes! the crab population has been reduced!!

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 570666
7/13/2009 5:48 PM

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Er, it appears that Paris has gone down for the last time.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 716916 (OP)
7/13/2009 6:38 PM

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Er, it appears that Paris has gone down for the last time. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 570666

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 707826
7/13/2009 6:54 PM

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paris hilton is a reptillian, she is disposable... just used to distract.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 724960
7/13/2009 6:58 PM

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That's just wrong OP. [link to fakeawish.com] Quoting: Family Guy Oh no, not Adam Sandler! He's my fav actress! [link to adam.sandler.mediafetcher.com]

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 683845
7/13/2009 7:09 PM

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You know it's Paris Hilton is no actress. I dunno 'bout that, she was good in that " one " bedroom vid. :) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 648028 Good? She laid there like a cold, limp fish. Wow, you must be easy to please

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 300370
7/13/2009 7:12 PM

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[link to anonymous.coward.mediafetcher.com] OMG! What will GLP do now??? Hamburgers for everyone!!

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 721016
7/13/2009 7:21 PM

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[link to paris.hilton.mediafetcher.com]

(This story is still developing)

Reported by Denver Peak-Regional Airport traffic control moments ago, a small private aircraft in distress ceased radio contact with the control tower and fell below radar frequency after reporting engine trouble and smoke in the cockpit.

Actress, Paris Hilton was believed to have been a passenger on the flight.

Additional information and details will be reported here as this story develops.

Quoting: =X 716916

Smoking pole in the cockpit... How appropriate !

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 721883
7/13/2009 7:43 PM

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about this web site. (this story was dynamically generated using a generic 'template' and is not factual. Any reference to specific individuals has been 100% fabricated by web site visitors who have created fake stories by entering a name into a blank 'non-specific' template for the purpose of entertainment. For sub-domain info and additional use restrictions: FakeAWish.com)
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Quit trolling, ass.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 716916 (OP)
7/13/2009 7:46 PM

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Quoting: Anonymous Coward 721883

You are about the 4th one to point it out. Who is the ass now? Dumbass.

Enaid

User ID: 515273
7/13/2009 7:58 PM

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 642285
7/13/2009 8:15 PM

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IF you subscribe to the theory that "Only the Good Die Young" then Miss Hilton is destined to a lifespan of about 2000 years on this planet - doing what she does - being "famous" for nothing other than being a self-serving little twit who has the moral and aesthetic sense of a gnat! If you believe in karmic retribution - for the life she has led thus far in this world - next time round she will come back as a gnat and one that gets swatted down very early in it's miserable little life - probably while buzzing around a pile of fresh steaming horse shit.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 716916 (OP)
7/14/2009 12:32 AM

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Quoting: Anonymous Coward 642285

One Of My Names
User ID: 722403
7/14/2009 5:28 AM

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God please, why can't this be true?

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 725275
7/14/2009 5:41 AM

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An actress? Sure and I´m the Queeen of England.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 724203
7/14/2009 5:58 AM

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YOU FAIL

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