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God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated

 
Soloman
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God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
I was sent to the wrong time period. Fuck TV Internet Phone ect.ect. I should be worrying about the wolves killing my sheep. Get the potatoes before they turn. Keep the old lady adn children happy.
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I was sent to the wrong time period. Fuck TV Internet Phone ect.ect. I should be worrying about the wolves killing my sheep. Get the potatoes before they turn. Keep the old lady adn children happy.
 Quoting: Soloman 723707



Yeah, I know what you mean. I figure God knows best, though, hang on sun
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I was sent to the wrong time period. Fuck TV Internet Phone ect.ect. I should be worrying about the wolves killing my sheep. Get the potatoes before they turn. Keep the old lady adn children happy.
 Quoting: Soloman 723707


I feel the same!
Dear sir, poor sir, brave sir: You are an experiment by the Creator of the Universe. You are the only creature in the entire Universe who has free will. You are the only one who has to figure out what to do next--and why. Everybody else is a robot, a machine.

"MANE – THECEL – PHARES."
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
And spelled your name wrong to top it off
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
I can relate, OP.
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
Better times ahead
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
I also feel your pain.

May the Great Spirit Bless you

Take Care
Tann
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
And spelled your name wrong to top it off
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Soloman
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
I was sent to the wrong time period. Fuck TV Internet Phone ect.ect. I should be worrying about the wolves killing my sheep. Get the potatoes before they turn. Keep the old lady adn children happy.
 Quoting: Soloman 723707


ha ha i know this joke was made to ridicule me laugh it up... if anyone has heard anything ive said they know im pure wisdom and that i indeed am solomon reincarnated
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Better times ahead
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Do you promise? How long? And while you're at it, is it safe to stay in the US?
He who walks behind the rows
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
holy shit i just had a dejavu this thread has happened before omg...i just experienced it a time shift!
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
I also feel your pain.

May the Great Spirit Bless you

Take Care
Tann
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You as well.
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
holy shit i just had a dejavu this thread has happened before omg...i just experienced it a time shift!
 Quoting: He who walks behind the rows 470667

Keep it up then.
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
I feel your pain
Dozens of them. Armed to the teeth. I'm outnumbered. Outgunned. But the alley is crooked, dark, and very narrow. They can't surround me. Sometimes you can beat the odds with a careful choice of where to fight.



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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
stop blaming others for your problems!
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
I can relate, OP.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


ditto
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And to civil unrest in America
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
stop blaming others for your problems!
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lmao
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
actually, since you are always reborn in an earlier time, mb next life you will get your wish. but then you STILL prob won't be happy, you'll be like 'fuck these goddamn sheep and wolves, why can't i just worry about carrying around a club and sitting in a cave somewhere!'. :-)
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
actually, since you are always reborn in an earlier time, mb next life you will get your wish. but then you STILL prob won't be happy, you'll be like 'fuck these goddamn sheep and wolves, why can't i just worry about carrying around a club and sitting in a cave somewhere!'. :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 491785

At least I would experience freedom.
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Re: God played a cruel joke on me , when I was reincarnated
It depends on your level of soul development why you incarnated in a particular body, when and where.

Realize that it is privilege to be alive during this time on earth. According to the Ra group (Law of One) those souls who are most likely to graduate are on earth now, Wanderer, Star Child, earth soul, it does not matter, whoever is ready to graduate.

Graduation can mean ending up at a prison planet if you are highly service to self though, so be careful of your thoughts, deeds, and actions this lifetime and every lifetime. You never know what may result from the smallest violation of God's laws to the smallest act of kindness. They are all the same, no big or small actually, but you get the idea.
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I was sent to the wrong time period. Fuck TV Internet Phone ect.ect. I should be worrying about the wolves killing my sheep. Get the potatoes before they turn. Keep the old lady adn children happy.
 Quoting: Soloman 723707

You one of them there caveman on the Geico commercial?

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