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The Conspiracy to End All Conspiracies: Dinosaurs Did Not Exist

 
Mr. Predictor

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you guys are all retarded. you call yourselves conspiracy theorists and then you shit on the greatest conspiracy theory of all time. you are all NWO fascists who take it in the bumhole from obama and his illuminati henchmen.

jigs up fellas our cover has been blown.
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you are right

better turn in
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07/20/2009 02:13 AM
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Yeah, turn in. There's no point in debating this with someone that doesn't have a brain.
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titanic

This thread deserves to sink.
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:titanic:

This thread deserves to sink.
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Oh c'mon!



The dance band just started!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/21/2009 05:15 PM
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bump

for the true conspiracy theorists
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07/21/2009 05:30 PM
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I put it like this. Dinosaurs may have exsisted billions of years ago. but we are of a mere dust flake in the universe. Although my religion leads me to believe that the earth is in fact only a little over 6000 years old I still say dinosaurs exsisted just not on this planet.

Experiment: Go to the beach and reach into the sand where the it is just wet enough to pack into a ball. make your ball out of the sand and start picking through it, I guarantee you'll see sea shells and rocks and maybe even a sand crab all in that little ball you just constructed.

my analogy is this: the ball you made in your hand is earth and the beach is the universe. God made earth the same way.
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07/21/2009 05:39 PM
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explain all those big bones then

God put them there to test us!!1!
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bullshit.

I'm a creationist, and I still call bullshit.

grow up.
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07/21/2009 05:52 PM
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Here's one! We've been lied to from the very start! 2 + 2 actually equals 3. All the math we've been taught since 1+1 has all been a sham!


Here's proof: 2+2=3


Debunk that all you non-believers!
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07/21/2009 06:02 PM
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fact: God is a jokester

when he made the world 6000 years ago

he put all these fake "fossils" in the ground to test our faith

he also made the universe look like it was billions of years old

what a guy !!!!


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 Quoting: Mr. Predictor

You are like... a whole bunch of stupid... ain't ya Forrest?

tard

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Dinosaurs never existed. It is a lie brought forth by the liberal and atheist scientists to deceive mankind.
 Quoting: Dinosaurs are a hoax 728784

The Bible is NOT a history of the planet Earth... nowhere in scripture is that even claimed!

The Old Testament is about a people, the Jews, and the promise of the coming Messiah...

The New Testament is about a person, Christ Jesus, and the fulfillment of the promise...

The Bible referrers to the creation of man, but is in no way a history of mankind. We follow the line of David to the Messiah, but not all of human history.

To expect to read about dinosaurs in the Bible is to not understand what the scriptures are or what they are about.
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Well shit, if the bible says there were no dinosaurs, IT MUST BE TRUE!!111!! BELIEVE IT OR YOU WILL BURN FOR ETERNITY IN HELL!!!1
DrKnow
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07/21/2009 06:17 PM
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What's the point of turning half-a-dozen paragraphs of text that could be read inside of a minute into a four-minute YouTube video? Or is the point just to be annoying?
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I agree. Videos that are all text with stupid music are just fucking retarded.
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07/21/2009 06:20 PM
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However, this video is just plain retarded. Why do these Christards think that quoting the bible, a book written by men, not by god, proves ANYTHING?

Fucking peabrains.

The more interesting point that I find being studiously ignored is that the judging from the fossil bone sizes, most dinosaurs were WAY too big to even stand up. They are impossible. Unless there somehow was less gravity back then, which then calls all sorts of other "laws" into question, shaking the very bedrock of physics.
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What's the point of turning half-a-dozen paragraphs of text that could be read inside of a minute into a four-minute YouTube video? Or is the point just to be annoying?


I agree. Videos that are all text with stupid music are just fucking retarded.
 Quoting: DrKnow 722010


GOD was that music horrible or what? What is it? Christian death metal?
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What's the point of turning half-a-dozen paragraphs of text that could be read inside of a minute into a four-minute YouTube video? Or is the point just to be annoying?


I agree. Videos that are all text with stupid music are just fucking retarded.


GOD was that music horrible or what? What is it? Christian death metal?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 654409


it's vaakevandring, an unblack/white metal band.
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07/21/2009 06:37 PM
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"Videos that are all text with stupid music are just fucking retarded"

it is pitched to those who find reading a challenge- quite appropriate media choice really.
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07/21/2009 07:24 PM
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[link to www.bible.ca]

Angkor Wat
Dinosaurs in ancient Cambodian temple
Amazing evidence that dinosaurs and humans coexisted.
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07/21/2009 07:31 PM

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My mom actually believes this...I'm so embarrassed



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07/21/2009 07:34 PM
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Dinosaurs never existed. It is a lie brought forth by the liberal and atheist scientists to deceive mankind.
 Quoting: Dinosaurs are a hoax 728784


STOOOPID

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holy cow..you dumbass SOTUM!!!...have you ever even seen a fossil "in situ" ever before???? holy shit-the PTB musta had a kamungajillion people makin' little plaster casts of all the trilobites and everything!...GTFOTB!! ( get the f'ck off the board )
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However, this video is just plain retarded. Why do these Christards think that quoting the bible, a book written by men, not by god, proves ANYTHING?

Fucking peabrains.

The more interesting point that I find being studiously ignored is that the judging from the fossil bone sizes, most dinosaurs were WAY too big to even stand up. They are impossible. Unless there somehow was less gravity back then, which then calls all sorts of other "laws" into question, shaking the very bedrock of physics.
 Quoting: DrKnow 722010


There IS a theory that the Earth is " slowing down " or rather the rotation speed used to be much grater than it is now so the idea that something weighing 100 tonnes today might have been twice as light some million years ago.
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explain all those big bones then
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 729734

a jew made them in the back shed
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So what are they digging up out hear in Vernal, Utah?
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Dude, have you ever been there and helped them uncover these so called monsters of earths past! Really to believe in dinosaurs is like believing your supposed to wipe before you shit, it just doesn't make sence! The earth has shifted over the hundreds of millions of years in it's existance! Therefore the platlets have moved, lands have changed and senary has changed, what makes you think that over the 1000 of years that you can go fuckin find a complete skeletal structure of a bullshit dinosaur! Realy! It's called errosion! Land recycles itself and things are shifted! I can't for one second think that I can go to one of these locations and find a fossil! Really! Think of the pressure from the earth, and these scientists dig down so deep to find these fossils, and yet there so fragile they have to use a brush to slowly wipe away dirt! Seriously! This statement has nothing to due with religion! Just my observasion of our ridiculous culture that believes we should constantly lie cheat and steal just to make a name for ones self!
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explain all those big bones then

God put them there to test us!!1!



bullshit.

I'm a creationist, and I still call bullshit.

grow up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 637192


Dude, have you ever been there and helped them uncover these so called monsters of earths past! Really to believe in dinosaurs is like believing your supposed to wipe before you shit, it just doesn't make sence! The earth has shifted over the hundreds of millions of years in it's existance! Therefore the platlets have moved, lands have changed and senary has changed, what makes you think that over the 1000 of years that you can go fuckin find a complete skeletal structure of a bullshit dinosaur! Realy! It's called errosion! Land recycles itself and things are shifted! I can't for one second think that I can go to one of these locations and find a fossil! Really! Think of the pressure from the earth, and these scientists dig down so deep to find these fossils, and yet there so fragile they have to use a brush to slowly wipe away dirt! Seriously! This statement has nothing to due with religion! Just my observasion of our ridiculous culture that believes we should constantly lie cheat and steal just to make a name for ones self!
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the last dinosaurs were nuked in southern atlantis
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08/02/2010 07:42 PM
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The video says the bible makes no reference to such creature. Mentions leviathan but says no way...


...what about behemoth?

Job 40:15 Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox.
Job 40:16 Lo now, his strength [is] in his loins, and his force [is] in the navel of his belly.
Job 40:17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of his stones are wrapped together.
Job 40:18 His bones [are as] strong pieces of brass; his bones [are] like bars of iron.
 Quoting: A Concerned Canadian


errr... dinosaurs didn't have navels, they hatched from eggs.

Just sayin'
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'The Bible makes no reference to dinosaurs....'

Well, then it must be true. chuckle
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Ps: slow it a bit down with these kind of threads people, i only get to give 10 1-stars a day. tounge
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This thread seriously cracked me up. I consider myself Christian, but I also recognize that the bible has been in the hands of man for over a thousand years. Never in history has anything so influential and powerful not been altered in the hands of those that take advantage and corrupt. You cannot honestly believe that the bible is exactly the same, even after going through multiple language translations, as it was written 2000 years ago. Who are you to say that when Jesus broke bread and fed it to an entire village that what it literally meant was that he taught them to fish, farm, and live with the resources that they already possessed? Just about everything written in the bible is up to interpretation. Over the many years that it has been in the hands of powerful rulers, passages that didnt fit their personal gain were tossed out and new were placed in their deficit.
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explain all those big bones then
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 729734


Those are ceramic clay bones that were made by artists. Dinosaurs are not real.

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