The Conspiracy to End All Conspiracies: Dinosaurs Did Not Exist

Clearly dinosaurs did not exist. I know this because for everything there is an opposite. I haven't seen any opposite dinosaurs or their fossils. I know what you are thinking... Midgets don't exist either. Well, you are correct. There is proof of this in the Wizard of Oz. You can clearly see that the midgets are actually children. If they were really midgets, Glenda the good witch would not befriend them. She is way too hot for that. She would rather hang out with children and puppies, or play with her fart bubbles. And how did the evil witch of the west have such a horrible allergy to water. She would never be able to bath, and she would die of thirst at least a day after birth. Her body is made up of 75% water anyway. She must not exist either. Totally dumb. And I hate the damn aliens and their bull crap too...

It opens another shady issue of this...who and why would someone would believe the bible when you know you can't trust the elite that made it. Desperate simpletons cling to the false deity religions. They are all MASSIVE lies. ALL OF THEM, NO EXCEPTIONS. Fear-based GARBAGE to deceive.

The Bible makes no mention of YOU, so you must not exist.

You christians are going to be punished by god for being so stupid

Dinosaurs were killed by god to make way for man after the latter was exiled from paradise

Dragons are actually a higher class of angels some are fallen others are not

The flood happened after man was exiled thus explaining why dinosaur bones cannot be found in Florida or the Bahamas made of limestone flood deposits.

God put those in the ground to test our faith

to be honest i think there is a god, or a force or something that keeps everything togheter.
BUT WHAT THE FUCK!!! seriously not believing in dinosaures is like saying humans dont exist?? we have bones of humans thousand of years ago, just because we cant see them walking around today doenst mean they didnt exist.
they have bones of dinosaures, and its all there!!
why do u guys always think that everything is a conspiracy?
just to make this clear: i believe there is a god, i believe he created everything, but i dont believe he created it just some thousands of years ago.
why is the universe so old then??
i mean come one, the universe is fucking huge, and there are millions of galaxys there and millions of planet in each of them and in our galaxy there is also millions of planets, and one of them is a little tiny planet called earth and on that planet there are millions of small microscopic humans and they walk around and say for example theres no other lifes then us and they walk around chatting about that they know everything in this god damn world.
whats wrong with you people. and not just you people i am actually talking to every single person in the world.

PS. in the bible they speak about big lizards (AKA. Dinosaures)

have a nice day.

Bill Hicks covered this. Watch and you will see the truth.

Now that is strange. Just today I saw a picture of dinosaur eggs recently found.

[link to abcnews.go.com]

Just because it was not mentioned doesn't make it not so.

Dino fossils are about 4500 years old


• Entire bone field found in Alaska!

In 1987, while working with scientists from Memorial University (Newfoundland, Canada) on Bylot Island, just east of the northern tip of Baffin Island, a young Inuit (Canadian Eskimo) picked up a bone fragment. It was identified within days as part of the lower jaw of a duckbill dinosaur and proclaimed to the world as such.1

The story was different however in north-western Alaska. In 1961 a petroleum geologist discovered a large, half-metre-thick bone bed. As the bones were fresh, not permineralized, he assumed that these were recent bison bones. It took 20 years for scientists to recognize duckbill dinosaur bones in this deposit as well as the bones of horned dinosaurs, and large and small carnivorous dinosaurs. Presently William A. Clemens and other scientists from the University of California at Berkeley and the University of Alaska are quarrying the bone bed.2

How these bones could have remained in fresh condition for 70 million years is a perplexing question. One thing is certain: they were not preserved by cold. Everyone recognizes that the climate in these regions was much warmer during the time when the dinosaurs lived. In central Alberta abundant plant remains indicate that the climate here was semi-tropical. It is standard geological interpretation that even after the dinosaurs died out, the entire planet was much warmer, perhaps as the result of high levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. Why then did these bones not decay long ago?

Similar perplexing questions can be asked about the ‘frozen forest’ found even further north on Axel Heiberg Island in the Canadian Arctic, less than 1,200 kilometres from the North Pole.

Geologists claim that these forest remains are about 45 million years old. Nevertheless, the wood and leaf debris are astonishingly well preserved. The plant material is not petrified. The logs are still wood which can be sawn and burnt. The leaf debris and cones include some specimens recognizable as dawn redwood.3 This tree does not presently grow even as far south as Alberta, except in conservatories like the Muttart Conservatory in Edmonton and the Palaeoconservatory at the Royal Tyrrell Museum in Druinheller.

The temperate forest, preserved in the Arctic, seems to have been particularly lush, with 50-metre trees with trunk diameters of two metres, crowded only about six metres apart.

These recent developments are certainly food for thought. It is undeniable that fresh dinosaur bones have been found. Items have appeared in the secular literature saying exactly that. It is also evident that preservation in the fresh state for even one million years is highly unlikely.

The obvious conclusion is that these bones were deposited in relatively recent times. This bone bed is stunning evidence that the time of the dinosaurs was not millions of years ago, but perhaps only thousands. It is time geologists recognized the implications of their own data.

References:

Edmonton Journal, October 26, 1987, and in Saturday Night, August 1989, Vol.104 No.8, pp.16-19.

Geological Society of America, 1985, abstract programs, Vol.17, p.548. Journal of Paleontology, Vol.61 No.1, pp.198-200.

Time, September 22, 1986, p.64; J.F. Bazinger, ‘Our “tropical” Arctic’, Canadian Geographic, Vol.106, No.6, pp.2837 (1986/7).
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]




Fossil/bone mix with blood protiens
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This is not even remotely the greatest conspiracy theory of all time.

The bible also does not mention iphones, so they must not exist.

Stop using the bible in place of your brain. The world has a lot of mysteries and western history is truly a big sham, but you will never learn anything by relying solely on one religious text. You must cross-reference your sources of information, or you will remain wallowing in the mud like the pig that our "overlords" intended us to be.

By the same reasoning amoebas don't exist.

lol wow
just when i thought i saw everything
this guy is a fucking idiot.

The Bible does not mention cars, computers, vibrators, etc but yet there they are!

Those are actually bodies of dragons buried in the back yard.

:ColorExtinction:

Dinosaur bones are just remnants of god's bowels when he shit hot magnets to make the earth?

By god, my son, I think your on to something!!!!







(Thank you, lord, for sarcasm!)

I know its an old thread but it was on the list and I just had to take a second to call....

Let me get this straight, you choose not to believe in the massive bones of ancient reptiles that we have seen and felt with our own eyes and hands, but you believe in something that only an old book references?

Are you a troll or are you really this stupid? I really don't understand the thought process of some of you people.

wait... what if...
what if the bible was wrong?? :O


/sarcasm.

nothing existed until i was born

u guys have to be fucking stupid if u reckon dinosaurs didnt exist now listen im not gonna talk bout all the ones or the extreme amount of scirnyific proof but why would the government lie like that there is no fucking reason behind it so ur all dickheads

Are you Carl Everett?

Genesis 1:21

v'yvra Elohim eth hatanim hagodolim (Elohim created the giant reptiles)

dinosaur is latin for giant lizard... same thing.

The Bible supports the evidence of dinosaurs. People have been digging up giant bones forever. Modern man was not the first to uncover dinosaur bones. Ancient man had legends of dragons, etc.

wow. Im a christian and i beleive in dinos. Check out Job 40:15-24

15 “Look at Behemoth,
which I made along with you
and which feeds on grass like an ox.
16 What strength it has in its loins,
what power in the muscles of its belly!
17 Its tail sways like a cedar;
the sinews of its thighs are close-knit.
18 Its bones are tubes of bronze,
its limbs like rods of iron.
19 It ranks first among the works of God,
yet its Maker can approach it with his sword.
20 The hills bring it their produce,
and all the wild animals play nearby.
21 Under the lotus plants it lies,
hidden among the reeds in the marsh.
22 The lotuses conceal it in their shadow;
the poplars by the stream surround it.
23 A raging river does not alarm it;
it is secure, though the Jordan should surge against its mouth.
24 Can anyone capture it by the eyes,
or trap it and pierce its nose?

Look at a cedar tree in google images its a very larg tree. this is no elephant.
i think its a duck bill dino or somthing like a stegosaurus.

um... they just found trex blood cells, blood vessels, and even thigh tissue which is still fresh so dinos arent 65 million years old they are new and died out not long ago