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I thought we were BROKE? $700 Million for HORSE CENSUS & CONTRACEPTION...PASSED!

 
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TYLER - Congressman Louie Gohmert, who represents parts of East Texas, is speaking out against a wild horse welfare bill.

The bill would provide 700 million dollars for the "Restore Our American Mustangs Act" for a horse census every two years and "enhanced contraception" or birth control for horses.

Mr. Gohmert's calling the bill wasteful and says Washington has it priorities backwards.

Supporters of the bill say it helps to save tax dollars by keeping mustangs on the range and using innovative and humane management tools.

Geez...next it'll be a billion for cow condoms.....
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What can you do but laugh....or bomb a federal facility.
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oridin

Don't hate on the ponies, racist.
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oridin

Don't hate on the ponies, racist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 730326

That's exactly right. They're laughing at us.
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oridin

Don't hate on the ponies, racist.

That's exactly right. They're laughing at us.
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You got it, brother.
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Job creation ...
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Job creation ...
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Planned Parenthood for Mustangs??
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Re: I thought we were BROKE? $700 Million for HORSE CENSUS & CONTRACEPTION...PASSED!
how about free or reduced tubal ligation for females who prefer NOT to have babies by thier future ex lovers or husbands in view of the long term huge physical and financial hardship, placed on the woman if divorce or relationship finally ends , oh and of course they do break up. ..lol.. he of course then moves on to support his new honey and thier homelife..
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how about free or reduced tubal ligation for females who prefer NOT to have babies by thier future ex lovers or husbands in view of the long term huge physical and financial hardship, placed on the woman if divorce or relationship finally ends , oh and of course they do break up. ..lol.. he of course then moves on to support his new honey and thier homelife..
 Quoting: anonymous 730037

Ummmmm.... What?
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The alternative is to kill them off. I think people have been fighting for this type of bill for awhile. This is actually representative government unlike a bunch of other bullshit the gov does.
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how about free or reduced tubal ligation for females who prefer NOT to have babies by thier future ex lovers or husbands in view of the long term huge physical and financial hardship, placed on the woman if divorce or relationship finally ends , oh and of course they do break up. ..lol.. he of course then moves on to support his new honey and thier homelife..

Ummmmm.... What?
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


sounds like AC doesn't want kids, is female and feels that women that would prefer not to have kids due to some unforeseeable future of hardships should be offered free or reduced tube tying or "fixed".
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YOU are broke. They borrowed 12 trillion against your future slavery, they have 12 trillion.
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Re: I thought we were BROKE? $700 Million for HORSE CENSUS & CONTRACEPTION...PASSED!
how about free or reduced tubal ligation for females who prefer NOT to have babies by thier future ex lovers or husbands in view of the long term huge physical and financial hardship, placed on the woman if divorce or relationship finally ends , oh and of course they do break up. ..lol.. he of course then moves on to support his new honey and thier homelife..

Ummmmm.... What?
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


I am sure the A/C is joking but it is no joke that in the state of Florida if a woman is on welfare she can not get the state to pay for tubal ligation. It has something to do with the ACLU suing the state because a welfare Mom changed her mind later.
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oridin

Don't hate on the ponies, racist.

That's exactly right. They're laughing at us.
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


Doesn't everyone laugh at Texas?
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YOU are broke. They borrowed 12 trillion against your future slavery, they have 12 trillion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 721883

Yeah.
From China.
With mortgages as collateral, and now we're going to wind up paying for them to pollute.
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oridin

Don't hate on the ponies, racist.

That's exactly right. They're laughing at us.


Doesn't everyone laugh at Texas?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 708863

Think so?
We're doing FAR better than the rest of the Country.
Plenty of jobs, surplus in our budget....
And a really nice don't f**k w/ us attitude.
What State do you live in?
Laughing?
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SickOfItAll

"I Have Sworn upon the Altar of God... Eternal Hostility against every form of Tyranny over the mind of man." -Thomas Jefferson, Sep. 23, 1800

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