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Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"

 
Seeker of the next demension
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Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
how would i communicate with something like that?
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07/20/2009 07:48 PM
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Send me $199 and I will tell you.
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Meditate, learn to get into altereed states of consciousness
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Look up Stephen Greer.

Wait....

BWAAAHAAAHAAA !!!!

Sorry,
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
You are going to need a YX647 multitranslater. Get an extra battery pack - reptilians tend to drone on and on about their home planet which doesn't exist.
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Meditate, learn to get into altereed states of consciousness
 Quoting: Michael Lee Hill


Correct, since 'alien abduction' is the modern term for demon possession.

The best defense - for those who do not want to be possessed - is to trust the Biblical Jesus Christ and follow Him with everything you are.

Demons fear the Holy Spirit - as evidenced multiple times in the New Testament.
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Meditate, learn to get into altereed states of consciousness


Correct, since 'alien abduction' is the modern term for demon possession.

The best defense - for those who do not want to be possessed - is to trust the Biblical Jesus Christ and follow Him with everything you are.

Demons fear the Holy Spirit - as evidenced multiple times in the New Testament.
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:Jesusdumba:
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
how would i communicate with something like that?
 Quoting: Seeker of the next demension 730548


From what I understand, they have to contact you.
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Stand outside at night with your pants pulled down, bent over a chair while holding a large jar of Vasaline...
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07/20/2009 07:59 PM
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Aliens are of earth, ET's are EXTRA TERRESTRIAL - meaning NOT of earth.

So yeah, if you want to get in contact with "aliens" just drive to Mexico, or call international operator!!

dur......
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Aliens are of earth, ET's are EXTRA TERRESTRIAL - meaning NOT of earth.

So yeah, if you want to get in contact with "aliens" just drive to Mexico, or call international operator!!

dur......
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I think you got that backwards.
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Aliens are of earth, ET's are EXTRA TERRESTRIAL - meaning NOT of earth.

So yeah, if you want to get in contact with "aliens" just drive to Mexico, or call international operator!!

dur......


I think you got that backwards.
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look it up.....
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Send me $199 and I will tell you.
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I'll tell you for $150.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Meditate, learn to get into altereed states of consciousness
 Quoting: Michael Lee Hill


Why are some so quick to believe that extraterrestrials can communicate with humans telepathically? Especially across such vast distances as tens, hundreds, or even thousands of light years? Especially when this planet's most prominent scientists have yet to find a way to communicate across such distances even via more mechanical means. Humans cannot communicate psychically to any amply significant degree, so why assume that an extraterrestrial would have such alleged abilities?
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Aliens are of earth, ET's are EXTRA TERRESTRIAL - meaning NOT of earth.

So yeah, if you want to get in contact with "aliens" just drive to Mexico, or call international operator!!

dur......


I think you got that backwards.



look it up.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 493498


I don't think ETs are extraterrestrial. I think they manufacture them at Dulce using genetic engineering and mind program them to THINK they ARE aliens, excuse me, ETs. Maybe that is clearer.
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07/20/2009 08:16 PM
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
try Skype.

it's always worked for me
In ten years we'll look back on this moment, laugh nervously, and quickly change the subject.
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07/20/2009 08:22 PM
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
They will let you know when they want to talk with you. Don't stress! It will happen when it is to happen....All's good.
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Aliens are of earth, ET's are EXTRA TERRESTRIAL - meaning NOT of earth.

So yeah, if you want to get in contact with "aliens" just drive to Mexico, or call international operator!!

dur......


I think you got that backwards.



look it up.....


I don't think ETs are extraterrestrial. I think they manufacture them at Dulce using genetic engineering and mind program them to THINK they ARE aliens, excuse me, ETs. Maybe that is clearer.
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Uh you are confusing hybrids with ET's - more educating please..... put the glasses on.....
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
try Skype.

it's always worked for me
 Quoting: Art Deco


You conspire with illegal aliens?!
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07/20/2009 08:26 PM
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Its easy.. They are standing out in front oh Home Depot looking for tax free work..
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Aliens are of earth, ET's are EXTRA TERRESTRIAL - meaning NOT of earth.

So yeah, if you want to get in contact with "aliens" just drive to Mexico, or call international operator!!

dur......


I think you got that backwards.



look it up.....


I don't think ETs are extraterrestrial. I think they manufacture them at Dulce using genetic engineering and mind program them to THINK they ARE aliens, excuse me, ETs. Maybe that is clearer.



Uh you are confusing hybrids with ET's - more educating please..... put the glasses on.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 493498


Nevermind - my bad. I just got what you are saying - Dulce new mexico, aliens confused.... yeah I get it - sorry.
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Its easy.. They are standing out in front oh Home Depot looking for tax free work..
 Quoting: Rastifar

smart ass
laugh
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07/20/2009 08:29 PM
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
well, make sure you're not roaming, first.
Then dial 111-222-3333...

And then....ask to speak to their leader...

Oh, and tell them Crystal said HI!
"No guts, no glory!"
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
try Skype.

it's always worked for me


You conspire with illegal aliens?!
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Close...

They conspire with me
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
bend over and stick a cluster of green laser pointers in your ass..
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
how would i communicate with something like that?
 Quoting: Seeker of the next demension 730548


Believe me! You don't want to. They are pure evil ...damned
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Meditate, learn to get into altereed states of consciousness


Correct, since 'alien abduction' is the modern term for demon possession.

The best defense - for those who do not want to be possessed - is to trust the Biblical Jesus Christ and follow Him with everything you are.

Demons fear the Holy Spirit - as evidenced multiple times in the New Testament.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 730561


You use the bibble as evidence?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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07/20/2009 08:32 PM
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Join the DNC
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Join the DNC
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or RNC.
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Meditate, learn to get into altereed states of consciousness


Correct, since 'alien abduction' is the modern term for demon possession.

The best defense - for those who do not want to be possessed - is to trust the Biblical Jesus Christ and follow Him with everything you are.

Demons fear the Holy Spirit - as evidenced multiple times in the New Testament.


You use the bibble as evidence?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 718402


Haha he said "bibble"...
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Re: Seriously, How would i get in contact with "Aliens"
Meditate, learn to get into altereed states of consciousness


Correct, since 'alien abduction' is the modern term for demon possession.

The best defense - for those who do not want to be possessed - is to trust the Biblical Jesus Christ and follow Him with everything you are.

Demons fear the Holy Spirit - as evidenced multiple times in the New Testament.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 730561


Ahem,

Thread: We can't post a thread anymore without someone posting some bible shit in it
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