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Pissing on side of road is a sexual offense in California

 
Anonymous Coward
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07/20/2009 10:16 PM
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Pissing on side of road is a sexual offense in California
Check out this California criminal defense attorney website:

# A man who relieves himself in public can be convicted of indecent exposure, labeled a sex offender, and be required to register with the state sex offender registry for the rest of his life.

# A woman who flashes her breasts at a nightclub could become a registered sex offender if convicted of lewd conduct or indecent exposure.

# A teenaged couple who have consensual sex can both be charged with statutory rape and sentenced to register as sex offenders for life.

The strict requirements are actually counter productive. The law treats serial rapists the same as those who urinate by the side of the road. So sex offenders who truly pose a potential harm to the public are lost among all those on the registry for minor, so-called 290 violations.

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07/20/2009 10:30 PM
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Re: Pissing on side of road is a sexual offense in California
wont happen when they go bankrupt and close down
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07/20/2009 10:32 PM
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Re: Pissing on side of road is a sexual offense in California
i live in a 3rd world country and its ok to piss on the side of the road. just turn away from the traffic.
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07/20/2009 10:34 PM
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wheres that?
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07/20/2009 10:35 PM
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Re: Pissing on side of road is a sexual offense in California
Well, S.F. smells of urine, so obviously there are a lot of sexual offenders hanging there.
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Re: Pissing on side of road is a sexual offense in California
What about peeing on the state legislature? I mean the people in it? Could that be considered free speech or petitioning for a redress of grievences? Sure would feel good.
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thanks anti breast flashing = insane

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Re: Pissing on side of road is a sexual offense in California
We have very similar laws in Oregon.
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This from the land of those who want to legalize drugs so they can tax them.

They will have a lot more than someone just flashing a breast or taking a whizz on the side of the road.

Just imagine what all those millions of coke-heads and potheads and meth crazed idiots would do on the side of the road.

Could be the next big reality series.
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07/20/2009 10:42 PM
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Us humans are being victimised by our own race..!
You never see dogs, cats, birds, cows, sheep, rabbits, hares, aliens, horses, insects & clouds get into trouble for pissing.
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07/20/2009 11:25 PM
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hee hee.. remember years ago.. back in the 80s.. a load of us heavy metal music fans would get the coach up to Belfast to see a 'big' name playing at the Kings Hall. By the time we got to the border crossing just before Newry.. the coach driver would stop for 'cheaper' UK petrol. So, we'd all pile off the coach drunk & dying for a piss.. running off in all directions to have a pee. This was in 'no man's land' where people were shot at & blown to bits every week.. with British soldiers guarding the road with their big heavy machine guns, tanks, armoured personell carriers, helicoptors overhead.. But, us lot.. would be humming Bon Jovi's 'living on a prayer' while pissing on big lorries, army tanks.. etc. It was a illegal.. lethal.. in fact.. to take any photos of the army.. but pissing..! aye.. no problem lads..!
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hee hee.. remember years ago.. back in the 80s.. a load of us heavy metal music fans would get the coach up to Belfast to see a 'big' name playing at the Kings Hall. By the time we got to the border crossing just before Newry.. the coach driver would stop for 'cheaper' UK petrol. So, we'd all pile off the coach drunk & dying for a piss.. running off in all directions to have a pee. This was in 'no man's land' where people were shot at & blown to bits every week.. with British soldiers guarding the road with their big heavy machine guns, tanks, armoured personell carriers, helicoptors overhead.. But, us lot.. would be humming Bon Jovi's 'living on a prayer' while pissing on big lorries, army tanks.. etc. It was a illegal.. lethal.. in fact.. to take any photos of the army.. but pissing..! aye.. no problem lads..!
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That is sooooo fuckin' rock n roll!!! Thanks for that!
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i believe its a level 3 sex offense in MA you would have to tell your neighbors that you pissed outside and to keep the kids away. my friend got arrested for pissing on a building in boston and he wasn't even drunk just had to go but got the charges dropped.
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07/20/2009 11:41 PM
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The last time I saw a stranger pissing on the side of the road was on a country highway.

It was a California Highway Patrolman!

My mom and my two kids were in the car. We all saw him.

I blared my horn at him. My mom was scared he'd come after us. I knew he wouldn't.
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07/20/2009 11:43 PM
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stupid people and there stupid laws.. makes me laugh..
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07/20/2009 11:43 PM
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what happens if you fill 20 one gallon jugs and leave it at Arnold door steps?
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07/20/2009 11:44 PM
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200 gal of urine
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meanwhile they will teach buttsex to 1st graders......
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07/21/2009 01:59 AM
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california is probably the most beautiful state, but it's become the greatest source of corruption and abuse. a lot of defense contractors, and a lot of j-*ahem* HOLLYWOOD
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Re: Pissing on side of road is a sexual offense in California
went through this at a ski resort in toulomne county ca what an asshole it was a sherrif and he did mention it would be a sexual offense.
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07/21/2009 02:14 AM
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Re: Pissing on side of road is a sexual offense in California
why don't you motherfuckers rebel?
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Re: Pissing on side of road is a sexual offense in California
That actual law ?
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Re: Pissing on side of road is a sexual offense in California
Check out this California criminal defense attorney website:

# A man who relieves himself in public can be convicted of indecent exposure, labeled a sex offender, and be required to register with the state sex offender registry for the rest of his life.


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I know a guy that had this happen to him and because of that he lost his job working with disabled adults. Stupid!
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you'd think the socialists there would approve of saving all that water needed to flush and providing plants with fertilizer.
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These guys have become completely nuts!

California is a den of fools.
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This is hell that we're living in people. If you think otherwise I really envy you and pity you.
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Re: Pissing on side of road is a sexual offense in California
This is why we need to cut the wGes of all politicians to minimum wage...
Making laws should be a service you are willing to provide to the people who need them.

Not, creating laws to stay in office and gain power.
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Pissing in public has been indecent exposure in many, many places for a long time. College students tend to get this misdemeanor.

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