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I think i may have an RFID chip in my arm, serious responses appreciated

 
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I think i may have an RFID chip in my arm, serious responses appreciated
For the last ten years of my life I've noticed below my elbow on my left arm that I've had a small rectangular object the shape of a grain of rice, exactly like an RFID chip, right on the top tissue layer. i have no doubt of its artificiality and everyone whom i've shown is totally freaked out. when i put my fingers on either side of it i can see the imprint of the grooves through my skin. it's about the size a vitamin capsule, maybe a bit smaller and thinner. this has been creeping me out for awhile and i'm really starting to think that it's an RFID chip. i've been perusing these boards for awhile but this is my first post because this is becoming too irksome not to take some kind of action. i'm seriously considering excising it somehow. is there anyone else here who has had a similar experience? any kind of input, response, or advice would be greatly appreciated.
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You could always stick your arm in a microwave and turn it on for a few minutes in an attempt to "fry" it.
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07/22/2009 01:12 AM
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Damn, that's a chip? My doctor told me it was the newly discovered 207th bone.
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get a RFID scanner, noob
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this is my last post for the night, i look forward to seeing some serious responses tomorrow morning. this is a dire situation considering the implications so put yourself in my position. what's the deal here?
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07/22/2009 01:26 AM
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You could try to cut it out yourself, but maybe you'll faint or something? Could you ask a doctor to cut it out for you?
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07/22/2009 01:32 AM
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Sorry for my dumb response.

What would I seriously do? Isn't it obviouse? Go to a fucking doctor, dude. Hopefully it's a 'good' doctor and not some NWO shill.

Best of luck.
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07/22/2009 01:42 AM
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I am a physician and I had a lady call out of the blue last week and ask me something similar! If it shouldn't be there a surgeon would cut it out! Ask to have it back. Tell them you fell on something and it got lodged there and is hurting you! Ask for an X-ray first and if it shows anything ask for a copy of the CD with report! You can go from there!
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I would be cutting it out myself and making sure I had plenty of aloe vera to heal the wound. That way you could have a good look at what itwas or take it to someone if you find it looks dodgy. If you do not wish to remove it yourself then make sure you go to a private Dr you an trust but maybe not say you think it is an implant but that you want to see it as soon as it is removed and take it with you to be analised.
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or say someone randomly shot you with a pellet gun for sport
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Where did "it" come from? How did "it" get in your arm?
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or say someone randomly shot you with a pellet gun for sport
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Don't say that or they'll call the cops for sure. Tell them you "fell on it in the shower". They're sure to believe that!
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If you are obese,

Marked for future food supply.
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I am a physician and I had a lady call out of the blue last week and ask me something similar! If it shouldn't be there a surgeon would cut it out! Ask to have it back. Tell them you fell on something and it got lodged there and is hurting you! Ask for an X-ray first and if it shows anything ask for a copy of the CD with report! You can go from there!
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So did you cut it out? What was it? Did you let the lady keep it?
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If you are obese,

Your marked as a future food supply.

They are getting many fattened up.

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tits or gtfo
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For the last ten years of my life I've noticed below my elbow on my left arm that I've had a small rectangular object the shape of a grain of rice, exactly like an RFID chip, right on the top tissue layer. i have no doubt of its artificiality and everyone whom i've shown is totally freaked out. when i put my fingers on either side of it i can see the imprint of the grooves through my skin. it's about the size a vitamin capsule, maybe a bit smaller and thinner. this has been creeping me out for awhile and i'm really starting to think that it's an RFID chip. i've been perusing these boards for awhile but this is my first post because this is becoming too irksome not to take some kind of action. i'm seriously considering excising it somehow. is there anyone else here who has had a similar experience? any kind of input, response, or advice would be greatly appreciated.
 Quoting: WreckIt


My son who is 25, said he was dreaming and his wrist was hurting like someone was stabbing it, and squeezing it. He woke up in a fog and saw a tall being in a white Doctor's lab coat with a Doctor's mask on his face. Then all he remembers is waking up the next morning, and his wrist has a small mark and movable small object and his wrist that still hurts to this day.
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I had something stuck in my arm a few years ago, it was like really gross and hard, and bruised my arm a bit when I poked it, so finally I dug a small hole, grabbed some tweezers and tried to pull it out (it was hard to grip on it). I used this needle used to make holes in pimples to squeeze out the pus, those are really sharp and painless.

Anyway, looked like a small rock, probably got lodged in there when I tried surfing a few years before.
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I had something stuck in my arm a few years ago, it was like really gross and hard, and bruised my arm a bit when I poked it, so finally I dug a small hole, grabbed some tweezers and tried to pull it out (it was hard to grip on it). I used this needle used to make holes in pimples to squeeze out the pus, those are really sharp and painless.

Anyway, looked like a small rock, probably got lodged in there when I tried surfing a few years before.
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Scratch that, probably a really old tick.
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07/22/2009 03:22 AM
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How do you suppose it got there?

You can always go to the hospital and get it x-rayed.
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07/22/2009 03:30 AM
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Could you provide us some pics so we can evaluate the gravity of the situation ?
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07/22/2009 03:33 AM
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... or it did not happened
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07/22/2009 03:40 AM
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rfid chip in arm?


or is it corn ships in head?




HERE'S WHAT YA DO.....MISTER GOOFBALL


SHOOT ARM WITH A TASER ..........THIS WILL DEACTIVATE CHIP cool2
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rfid chip in arm?


or is it corn ships in head?




HERE'S WHAT YA DO.....MISTER DOOFUSS GOOFBALL


SHOOT ARM WITH A TASER ..........THIS WILL DEACTIVATE CHIP cool2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 645607



since one jolt will not always destroy chip


think in YOUR CASE multiple applications from the taser while standing in salt water would be appropriate
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You can easily tell if it is actually an RFID chip. Get yourself a light bulb (not the new mercury kind) and place it in your mouth. Make sure your lips are tight around the metal on the bulb to make a good connection.

Then turn the microwave on HIGH for ten minutes and stand within five feet of the microwave. If the bulb lights its definitely an RFID chip, if the bulb does not light it may still be an RFID chip.

The next experiment you will need a friend for, so you might want to make sure they are there for the first experiment as well (so you can move right into the next experiment if the first one yields no results).

Have your friend stand behind you with a compass. Stand in front of him with your arms out. If the compass points toward the arm with the RFID chip it is REAL.

If it turns out to be the real deal you'll want to disable it IMMEDIATELY to avoid any unwanted encounters. DO NOT remove the RFID chip. If you do, then you might lose it, and you don't want that since it is VERY valuable to science.

To disable it do as follows:

Have your friend attach one end of a jumper cable to your middle finger. Then scrub down the area over and around the RFID chip to sterilize the area and create maximum conduction. Then have your friend attach the other end of the jumper cable to a car battery.

WARNING... This method may cause some discomfort, but it will definitely disable the chip.

After all of this. You are encouraged to contact me IMMEDIATELY at the following address as I study these things and am highly interested. You can find my address below:

Attention: Department of Foreign Intelligence Counter Surveillence
2430 E Street, NW
Washington, DC 20037
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take a razor and slice it its probly a cist or vessle or a tumor
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07/22/2009 04:00 AM
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ur probably a troll but...
I'd try a neodymium magnet just see if there are any metal components and just to screw with any circuitry.
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if its near the surface then take a razor ull be able to stop the bleeding with pressure
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07/22/2009 04:17 AM
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ur probably a troll but...
I'd try a neodymium magnet just see if there are any metal components and just to screw with any circuitry.
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I was going to say the same thing. Don't really know if it works, but have heard you put the neodymium magnet by it for an hour and it should render it unusable for whoever was using it.
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Have your friend stand behind you with a compass. Stand in front of him with your arms out. If the compass points toward the arm with the RFID chip it is REAL.
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Shouldn't this say "Have your friend stand due south of you with a compass"?

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