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What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?

 
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What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen? ...and you weren't one of them?
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07/22/2009 09:16 PM
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
Then I would be with the other 99%.

Word problem solved.

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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen? ...and you weren't one of them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 607707

Well then I suspect you weren't either.
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
The Rapture happened yesterday, and all who are reading this (including myself) are those not chosen... How's that?
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen? ...and you weren't one of them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 607707

Ther ain't no rapture and even if there was one it would be far less than 1% of the world's population taken.
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen? ...and you weren't one of them?
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Wow - I think I saw some of them flying off the other day! They were so big, I thought they were hot-air balloons, but then I looked up and saw their legs dangling down.
1doh1

(Next time I see one, I"m going to try to lasso him/her, and go along for the ride.)
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
Then I would be with the other 99%.

Word problem solved.

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Excellent.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
Sad, there goes our generation. All 99% don't even know they are the ones not chosen, and are set to be burnt, but yet, none bothers...
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07/22/2009 09:26 PM
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
Anyone who thinks they are worthy, are not.
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07/30/2009 01:14 PM
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
Anyone who thinks they are worthy, are not.
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True. It takes humility.
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07/30/2009 01:17 PM
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
Nonsense........when they come for us, ALL(who want too) will get to go!

It's just a matter of which planet they take you to next!
Babe in a Bunker

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07/30/2009 01:18 PM
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
Nonsense........when they come for us, ALL(who want too) will get to go!

It's just a matter of which planet they take you to next!
 Quoting: voice


I just hope it has oxygen.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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07/30/2009 01:21 PM
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
we did not miss them then
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07/30/2009 01:23 PM
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
That would be roughly 630,000,000 in the world GONE.
That sounds about right. abductNarrow is the path.
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
I think 1% rescue rate was not worth the effort or a plaint failure in religion when 1/3 of the world is catholic or christian. God will have to review the condition.
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
Nonsense........when they come for us, ALL(who want too) will get to go!

It's just a matter of which planet they take you to next!


I just hope it has oxygen.
 Quoting: Babe in a Bunker

LOL.......me too! lol
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
we did not miss them then
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No we haven't missed them! :)
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
Some have been to the bridal chamber already and most haven't. Only Virgins get to go there e.g. a purified soul.

How do you purify your soul? Healing...

Both the one who makes men holy and those who are made holy are of the same family. So Jesus is not ashamed to call them brothers. Hebrews 2:10-12


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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
Sad, there goes our generation. All 99% don't even know they are the ones not chosen, and are set to be burnt, but yet, none bothers...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 607707



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There are no "chosen ones". There will never be a rapture.

you dont even have a real god.

Your make believe god fugger is no more real than any other cartoon character.

THE CHIRSTURD CULT = MONSTER FAIL
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
when is the rupture?
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
Matthew 25

The Parable of the Ten Virgins


"At that time the kingdom of heaven will be like ten virgins who took their lamps and went out to meet the bridegroom. Five of them were foolish and five were wise.

The foolish ones took their lamps but did not take any oil with them. The wise, however, took oil in jars along with their lamps. The bridegroom was a long time in coming, and they all became drowsy and fell asleep. "At midnight the cry rang out: 'Here's the bridegroom! Come out to meet him!'

"Then all the virgins woke up and trimmed their lamps. The foolish ones said to the wise, 'Give us some of your oil; our lamps are going out.' " 'No,' they replied, 'there may not be enough for both us and you. Instead, go to those who sell oil and buy some for yourselves.'

"But while they were on their way to buy the oil, the bridegroom arrived. The virgins who were ready went in with him to the wedding banquet. And the door was shut.

"Later the others also came. 'Sir! Sir!' they said. 'Open the door for us!'

"But he replied, 'I tell you the truth, I don't know you.'

"Therefore keep watch, because you do not know the day or the hour.

Lotus
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
Sad, there goes our generation. All 99% don't even know they are the ones not chosen, and are set to be burnt, but yet, none bothers...



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There are no "chosen ones". There will never be a rapture.

you dont even have a real god.

Your make believe god fugger is no more real than any other cartoon character.

THE CHIRSTURD CULT = MONSTER FAIL
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Spiritual retards - They are really not that hard to spot.

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07/30/2009 02:27 PM
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
ASCENSION FAIL!
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07/30/2009 02:38 PM
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
There is no need for "what if"s. Read the Bible, which does not support any secret rapture before the coming of Jesus to end all this mess.

The Bible does say the gate to heave is narrow, while the gate to destruction is wide.
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07/30/2009 02:54 PM
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
Those 1% was cheated into believing in "Rapture" and now they're working in the underground dilithium mines on Hades IV in minus 40 centigrades cursing the day they heard about the "Rapture"! LOL
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
But there are no reports from ISRAEL that millions of the "choosen ones" are missing! :-))))
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
Only Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and David Carradine were deemed worthy.
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Re: What if the Rapture has happened, and only 1% of the world's population were chosen?
There is no need for "what if"s. Read the Bible, which does not support any secret rapture before the coming of Jesus to end all this mess.

The Bible does say the gate to heave is narrow, while the gate to destruction is wide.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 737229



If you believe you're going through the Great Tribulation, then you will go through it. It takes faith to believe what the scriptures really say, that your days will be shortened as His judgment is coming upon the world of unbelievers which of course will not include the saints.





GLP