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Jack Van Impe just scared the crap outta me

 
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Jack Van Impe just scared the crap outta me
Just watching Jack Van Impe on the satellite. This guy was talking about the NWO. He said economic collapse is coming, hyper inflation Zimbabwae style, but worst of all he talked about Bilderberg Group and Henry Kissanger said all people will be microchipped by 2017. This is a televion evangalist backing it all up with biblical verse.

We are al getting chipped, someone please drive an 18 wheeler through & over Henry Kissanger!

Hey Jack, are you on GLP?
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07/27/2009 01:24 AM
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This is a televion evangalist backing it all up with biblical verse.


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i get it! its a joke!!! bwhahahahaha
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07/27/2009 01:25 AM
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Yes, I'm here. It's all true. We are all doomed. The bible says so, so it must be true.
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07/27/2009 01:36 AM
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Hi OP....Dr.Van Impe is one of the last TRUE men of G-D, I have been watching his show for years since mid 1990's. Listen to your spirit friend, it knows the truth when heard!!!

Fox
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07/27/2009 01:42 AM
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Re: Jack Van Impe just scared the crap outta me
Van impe has ALOT of illuminati nwo vids out.
Hes the shit.

We named our jerome baker bong Rexella!

And long live chuck the most under-rated announcer ever !
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07/27/2009 01:42 AM
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Re: Jack Van Impe just scared the crap outta me
jack van pimpy
and his wife sex sells ah


that motherfucker talks some shit then tries to sell you his DVD's why buy the goddamm things if the world is going to end.
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07/27/2009 01:44 AM
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Rexsella should do the show topless...
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07/27/2009 01:47 AM
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Rexsella should do the show topless...
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Now that's real doom.
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
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07/27/2009 01:50 AM
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I admit it. I watch it too. I call it the Ken & Barbie Bible Show.
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07/27/2009 01:53 AM
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I just ghot satellite and briefly watched these freaks as I surfed. They uimpressed me as being charlatans and so full of bullshit they made me fart.
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07/27/2009 01:55 AM
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got....impressed
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07/27/2009 01:57 AM
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van empi has always scared people, into making him rich ! meanwhile we will prolly see delfation . how many folks are running out looking for fine new furniture every day .or recreational vehicles ? ..
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07/27/2009 01:59 AM
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I was like, "Surely, nobody is stupid enough to give their money to these fucking charlatans."
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07/27/2009 02:12 AM
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I was like, "Surely, nobody is stupid enough to give their money to these fucking charlatans."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 735492


charlatans, indeed, but nothing but a bunch of attention whores.
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07/27/2009 02:17 AM
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His wife's hairstyle scares the crap out of me.
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07/27/2009 02:19 AM
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Hi OP....Dr.Van Impe is one of the last TRUE men of G-D, I have been watching his show for years since mid 1990's. Listen to your spirit friend, it knows the truth when heard!!!

Fox
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Van Impe has been predicting the rapture every week for years and it never happens. He's about as accurate as predictions on GLP.
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Rexsella should do the show topless...
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yak

That's one surefire way to drive everyone into the arms of Satan.
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I was like, "Surely, nobody is stupid enough to give their money to these fucking charlatans."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 735492


They're still on TV aren't they?
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07/27/2009 02:21 AM
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Yes, I'm here. It's all true. We are all doomed. The bible says so, so it must be true.
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LOL hiding
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Better than in the arms of this charlatan and doomsayer. I just love how rexella just nods her head like a bobblehead and agrees with whatever he spouts out of his vile mouth. And is it me or does the announcer sound like the announcer on Art's old coast show?
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Better than in the arms of this charlatan and doomsayer. I just love how rexella just nods her head like a bobblehead and agrees with whatever he spouts out of his vile mouth. And is it me or does the announcer sound like the announcer on Art's old coast show?
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There are smart Christians and then there are dumb Christians. I will leave it as that.
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All Your Impe Are Belong To Us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All Your Rexella Are Belong To Us!!!!!!!!!!!!
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van empi has always scared people, into making him rich ! meanwhile we will prolly see delfation . how many folks are running out looking for fine new furniture every day .or recreational vehicles ? ..
 Quoting: anonymous 735565

Hal linsy is good at scaring everyone into making him rich too. ..since the end is coming why buy the tape.go buy food instead ..
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07/27/2009 02:46 AM
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Re: Jack Van Impe just scared the crap outta me
He doesn't have a clue about what he preaches. He twists scripture to try and prove the non-Biblical rapture scenario.

He's also a Jesuit.
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07/27/2009 11:21 AM
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WOW...some of you folks are very interesting indeed, but .....there are some real men and women of G-D out here in this world. By they way, he is NOT a PREACHER, he is a teacher and if he did NOT sell his DVD's and whatnots, he couldn't pay for expensive air time on TV, because surely, most folks will NOT just donate any money.....NO.........that would be the REAL miracle!

So..............I rest my case!

Shalom!
Love ya guys!!
Fox hf
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07/27/2009 11:25 AM
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Saw them both shopping at K-mart one day... don't know why but I started laughing my ass off, they just looked at me with a WTF face
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bump Cause Jack's the Man !
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Hal Lindsay gave me a rude rub at a dance once
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Re: Jack Van Impe just scared the crap outta me
Just watching Jack Van Impe on the satellite. This guy was talking about the NWO. He said economic collapse is coming, hyper inflation Zimbabwae style, but worst of all he talked about Bilderberg Group and Henry Kissanger said all people will be microchipped by 2017. This is a televion evangalist backing it all up with biblical verse.

We are al getting chipped, someone please drive an 18 wheeler through & over Henry Kissanger!

Hey Jack, are you on GLP?
 Quoting: oh oh 243849

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thats for Jack
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Re: Jack Van Impe just scared the crap outta me
I just ghot satellite and briefly watched these freaks as I surfed. They uimpressed me as being charlatans and so full of bullshit they made me fart.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 735492



LOL. Robert Tilton is that you?, ROTF.

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