HR 8791, The Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill, Where is the RAGE? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 684422 United States 07/28/2009 02:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Civilian and military units shall be trained in containment and combat of CLASSIFIED including irradiated CLASSIFIED with the possibility of CLASSIFIED airborne CLASSIFIED flesh-eating CLASSIFIED, and or all of the above in such event as CLASSIFIED spewing CLASSIFIED or released or otherwise becomes uncontrollable. Air Force units may also be directed to combat said CLASSIFIED due to their enormous size and other-worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas. . . Jesus . . .that's, that's CLASSIFIED far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed CLASSIFIED body disposal actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be reallocated to CLASSIFIED underground CLASSIFIED protected birthing centers. A new Bill of Rights shall be drafted and approved by CLASSIFIED. |
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Omega User ID: 359405 United States 07/28/2009 02:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well that pretty much wraps it up for me we're fucked.... Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science. _____________________________________ Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner. Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide. Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice. |
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The_Tauremini User ID: 559949 Australia 07/28/2009 04:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Thanks for the pin Trin, I felt this needed to be seen, because I've never seen anything like this in my life... Quoting: Frightning WhiteIf this does not have "ATTACK COMING SOON" on The US written all over it, nothing does! I posted something that supported this theory. It's still pinned I think. Thanks for the post, OP. I think America is in for a very rough ride come late August, September. But you guys will come out on top, I'm sure of it. -Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has |
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Mr. Whitey User ID: 529821 United States 07/28/2009 04:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why is this pinned? This is fake It comes from THE ONION [link to www.theonion.com] You fuckers got suckered big time You fail Where is the unsinkable titanic smiley? If you force me to do violence, I shall be so savage and so cruel, and hurt you so badly that the thought of revenge shall never cross your mind. -Machiavelli There is nothing more real than a man’s character and values. The track record of what he has actually done is far more real than anything he says, however elegantly he says it. -Thomas Sowell Rep. Paul Ryan's [R-WI] 'A Roadmap For America's Future': [link to www.americanroadmap.org] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 736457 United States 07/28/2009 04:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is the part that sends chills down my spine...Its like "War of The Worlds" or something... "Air Force units may also be directed to combat said CLASSIFIED due to their enormous size and other-worldly strengths. Should event occur in urban areas. . . Jesus . . .that's, that's CLASSIFIED far surpassing our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed CLASSIFIED body disposal actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be reallocated to CLASSIFIED underground CLASSIFIED protected birthing centers. A new Bill of Rights shall be drafted and approved by CLASSIFIED". |
Mr. Whitey User ID: 529821 United States 07/28/2009 04:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Rep of PA's 17th is Tim Holden who is a Dummycrat. There is no Jon Haller. If you force me to do violence, I shall be so savage and so cruel, and hurt you so badly that the thought of revenge shall never cross your mind. -Machiavelli There is nothing more real than a man’s character and values. The track record of what he has actually done is far more real than anything he says, however elegantly he says it. -Thomas Sowell Rep. Paul Ryan's [R-WI] 'A Roadmap For America's Future': [link to www.americanroadmap.org] |
Fescado User ID: 730743 United States 07/28/2009 04:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HR 8791, The Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill, Where is the RAGE? Quoting: Frightning WhiteIt's a spoof from The Onion [link to www.youtube.com] ... the rage was in my drunken laughter when I first showed this to my buddies. Last Edited by Fescado on 07/28/2009 04:12 AM *yar har fiddley dee plunder the market 'cause a pirate is free* |
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Mr. Whitey User ID: 529821 United States 07/28/2009 04:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Quoting: Fescado +20 If you force me to do violence, I shall be so savage and so cruel, and hurt you so badly that the thought of revenge shall never cross your mind. -Machiavelli There is nothing more real than a man’s character and values. The track record of what he has actually done is far more real than anything he says, however elegantly he says it. -Thomas Sowell Rep. Paul Ryan's [R-WI] 'A Roadmap For America's Future': [link to www.americanroadmap.org] |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 692938 07/28/2009 04:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mr. Whitey is correct, this is an Onion spoof. Original here [link to www.theonion.com] Look at the C-SPAN logo....it has an Onion on it... Would have made some great doom though, sigh. |
Mr. Whitey User ID: 529821 United States 07/28/2009 04:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mr. Whitey is correct, this is an Onion spoof. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 692938Original here [link to www.theonion.com] Look at the C-SPAN logo....it has an Onion on it... Would have made some great doom though, sigh. Damn shame there are too many gullible suckers out there. Not as good as Ocular penetration restriction act of 2007. Last Edited by Mr. Whitey on 07/28/2009 04:13 AM If you force me to do violence, I shall be so savage and so cruel, and hurt you so badly that the thought of revenge shall never cross your mind. -Machiavelli There is nothing more real than a man’s character and values. The track record of what he has actually done is far more real than anything he says, however elegantly he says it. -Thomas Sowell Rep. Paul Ryan's [R-WI] 'A Roadmap For America's Future': [link to www.americanroadmap.org] |
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